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How ghetto is a royal Caribbean cruise?

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Original: How ghetto is a Royal Caribbean cruise? https://w...
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There are different tiers of cruises. 1. Carnival. The tr...
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Imagine paying for this and getting the flu
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You’d miss less than five percent of the trip
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friends dad has does this TWICE. its crazy.
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Holland America also falls firmly into category 3.
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I actually think the food on Carnival and RC is better on av...
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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:26 AM
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Date: August 23rd, 2023 12:56 AM
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Original: How ghetto is a Royal Caribbean cruise?

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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:28 AM
Author: fighting alpha

If royal Caribbean is considered ghetto then carnival cruise must be Africa

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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:39 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2020 8:19 AM
Author: Mind-boggling scarlet spot azn

Carnival is white trash incarnate but that can work to your advantage. Tip your waiter $20 the first day at dinner and you'll get whatever you want. "I'm assuming you want two or three lobster tails and not just the one, I'll bring those right over."

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Date: January 19th, 2020 8:48 AM
Author: misunderstood dilemma personal credit line

There are different tiers of cruises.

1. Carnival. The trashiest. The passengers are mostly proles and/or ghetto ex-con types. Lots of people who saved for three years for a vacation and this is it. Extreme chance of norovirus because these neanderthals love to reach under the sneeze guard in the buffet to caress each chicken finger before grabbing one to stuff into their gob. Fully expect to see grown men wearing this shirt to dinner: https://d2h1pu99sxkfvn.cloudfront.net/b0/9323644/386053640_KqFJzri8EV/P0.jpg

2. Norwegian/Royal Caribbean/Disney. Norwegian sort of sits between tier 1 and 2, but Carnival is so terrifying that it deserves to stand alone in its shame. This tier can provide a decent experience -- the food is better and, most importantly, the passengers are better. Still lots of proles, but these are HIGH PROLES. You are less likely to see a grown man in an airbrushed Scarface t-shirt on this tier than tier 1. The ships also have some more fun amenities (water slides, zip lines, etc) at this level but you'll be standing in long lines to do them. These ships are like Vegas -- lots of screaming big screen TVs and entertainment for the masses.

3. Princess/Celebrity. These are near-luxury cruises and are like catnip to boomers. Overall older crowd and less true proles. No Scarface shirts. You know how you expected to inherit something from your boomer parents? Not anymore. They are spending your inheritance on an annual Princess or Celebrity cruise with excursions at each stop.

4. Seabourn/Silversea/Crystal. True luxury cruises that seem 180. At this level, you actually have less "fun" amenities like waterslides. Instead, you get very nice accommodations, smaller ships, and better food. They sometimes try to call the ships "yachts" so well-paid surgeons can pretend they're really on a private yacht in the Riviera and their "Instagram model" wives can take selfies proclaiming the same: https://www.crystalcruises.com/experience/yacht



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Date: January 19th, 2020 8:51 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2020 8:52 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2020 8:55 AM
Author: misunderstood dilemma personal credit line

Rate this cruise. It's some real Babar the elephant shit.

https://www.seabourn.com/en_US/find-a-cruise/W1W140/5110D.html

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Date: January 19th, 2020 9:02 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2020 9:07 AM
Author: misunderstood dilemma personal credit line

"Babe, we can't do this. I don't have 140 vacation days."

"Maybe you should stop being a loser and email CSLG."

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Date: January 19th, 2020 9:14 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2020 9:21 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2020 10:01 AM
Author: rough-skinned chad lodge

i like how you turned RSF into a verb

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Date: January 19th, 2020 9:32 AM
Author: Soggy Office

a steal at $180,000!!

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Date: January 19th, 2020 9:53 AM
Author: Pale odious chapel

Imagine paying for this and getting the flu

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Date: January 19th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Misanthropic generalized bond goyim

You’d miss less than five percent of the trip

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Date: January 19th, 2020 10:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling scarlet spot azn

Most of these let you do shorter legs, too.

The one caveat on Disney cruises, by the way, is no casino.

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Date: January 19th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Misanthropic generalized bond goyim

Oh no, no opportunity to lose money on casino games with even worse odds than Vegas.

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Date: January 19th, 2020 9:56 AM
Author: Misanthropic generalized bond goyim

That looks awesome

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Date: January 19th, 2020 10:05 AM
Author: Cracking lilac locale yarmulke

friends dad has does this TWICE. its crazy.

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Date: January 19th, 2020 9:11 AM
Author: Passionate Internal Respiration Home

Nice content creation.

Are the recent rumors about Princess cruises being full of bedbugs true?

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Date: January 19th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: misunderstood dilemma personal credit line

I am not an expert but it wouldn't surprise me.

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Date: January 19th, 2020 9:16 AM
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Where do you expect Virgin Voyages to rank here? They seem to be billing themselves as really high end

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Date: January 19th, 2020 9:19 AM
Author: misunderstood dilemma personal credit line

I think Virgin Voyages will be in Tier 3 along with Princess and Celebrity but will attract a much younger, yuppier type crowd. Honestly, there is a chance that it will be the most CR cruise line if you're in your 20s/30s and not prole.

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Date: January 19th, 2020 9:16 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2020 9:26 AM
Author: Soggy Office

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Date: January 19th, 2020 9:27 AM
Author: Diverse partner love of her life

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Date: January 19th, 2020 9:29 AM
Author: Misanthropic generalized bond goyim

“Every detail matters, that’s why we use cookies...”

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Date: January 19th, 2020 10:21 AM
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Holland America also falls firmly into category 3.

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Date: January 19th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: swashbuckling international law enforcement agency

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Date: January 19th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: offensive pink address keepsake machete

What about Vikings cruise?

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Date: January 19th, 2020 1:12 PM
Author: aqua bull headed shitlib

where does P&O rank?

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Date: November 21st, 2022 9:45 PM
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Date: January 19th, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: appetizing bisexual patrolman parlor

Carnival - This is the Walmart crowd. Proles and nigs. Have fun but don't get into a fight.

Royal Caribbean - I don't find much difference in the quality of passengers from Carnival.

Caveats:

- A lot depends on the ship itself and the departure port. Both Carnival and Royal Caribbean have some brand new ships that are amazing. They mostly leave from preftigious ports like Miami or San Juan. They are pricier. When something is expensive, the crowds are naturally better. They both also have shitty ships that leave from shitty ports like Galveston. These passengers will fight you over the last jello bowl. I recently traveled on the Enchantment of the Seas - a Royal Caribbean ship built in 1997. It was shit pure shit but in a funny way. One night, a young nigger and his very cute girlfriend shared an elevator with me. He was drunk as fuck and telling me how important pussy is and that "nothing in life matters but pussy." I could see the shame in his gf's eyes.

- Both these lines do something that I am shocked they haven't been sued for yet. They offer these unlimited drinks packages. So for $50/person/day you can get as many alcoholic drinks as you want from the various bars. Two people cannot share. So if one adult is getting the package, all others in the room have to get it too. Anyway, the result of this is that these proles roam around sauced as fuck. Considerable amount of bad behavior can be traced to this package. People over-drink to make up for the price.

- The food is fine. There are plenty of options that you should find something you like. If you don't then you're just a picky eater. There are free options and there are paid fine-dining places as well. Much of the service staff on these ships comes from India and Indonesia. As a result, both have some Indian food options. You may wonder who gives a shit about Indian food. But it actually gets consumed a lot.

- The service staff on Royal Caribbean are better than Carnival. But I have found the Carnival's ships to be in better shape and cleaner than RC's.

- Overall, I think the reason cruises are popular is because proles get to experience hospitality in a way they could never on the mainland. You have all this staff from Asia that treat these proles like colonial emperors and it feels good.

AMA, I am a frequent cruiser.

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Date: January 19th, 2020 10:19 AM
Author: Cobalt trip business firm

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best cruise you’ve ever done?

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Date: January 19th, 2020 10:46 AM
Author: appetizing bisexual patrolman parlor

A seven-day cruise of the caribbean on the Carnival Vista from Galveston. Vista is one of their new ships. It was very good.

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Date: January 20th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: gay cerebral toilet seat ape

What are good stops along the way? I have been to Cabo (many times) and Belize is also good, so presume that itinerary you referenced is good.

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Date: January 19th, 2020 10:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling scarlet spot azn

I actually think the food on Carnival and RC is better on average than places like NCL. Too many proles and millenials hate the idea of having set dining times in a "formal" restaurant, so NCL and the like make a killing on "specialty" restaurants that don't have set dining times but also upcharge the hell out of you and aren't as good. Meanwhile the regular dining room has excellent food and service, especially on longer cruises where you get to know the staff. When I go on a cruise, I try to avoid paying for anything other than booze and tips (maybe a third-party shore excursion or something).

Speaking of excursions, you always, always, always want to try to book those on your own. Carnival and RC have private beach excursions that they charge about $100 for and it's crowded as fuck. I spent $25 on a separate beach package, it was another $10 for the four of us to get there by taxi, and it was totally empty with unlimited food and drink. One of the top ten vacation days I've had.

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Date: January 19th, 2020 10:52 AM
Author: appetizing bisexual patrolman parlor

agreed. i never buy excursions from the liner. just walk out of the port and negotiate with the locals. it's much cheaper.

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Date: January 19th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Crystalline galvanic hell old irish cottage

If I ever do a cruise, I'm coming to the XO TRAVEL AGENCY for tips, this thread is gold.

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Date: January 20th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Irradiated primrose casino milk

Norwegian had really good food. Loved how the boat had a beer bar that was almost never crowded

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Date: January 19th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: Stirring Roast Beef Death Wish

How much do one of these cruises generally run in total?

Also any crazy stories about fights/hooking up/etc on cruise ships?

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Date: January 19th, 2020 10:52 AM
Author: appetizing bisexual patrolman parlor

cost depends. Jan/Feb are good times to get cheap deals as fewer people want to go then. Also there are fewer kids running about which is nice. It's mostly filled with pensioners and boomers. Christmas/TG are naturally the pricier times. Summer is expensive too because that's when schools are out. Also depends on the ship. Newer ships are pricier. Also depends on the itinerary. Longer is more. Also depends on the room - interior/ocean-view/balcony/suite.

A seven day out of Galveston on Carnival Vista (which is a new ship) will run you should about $500/person base for an Ocean view room. Plus tips and any packages you might buy.

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Date: January 19th, 2020 10:58 AM
Author: Stirring Roast Beef Death Wish

Thanks man. 2nd part of Q: any crazy stories to share?

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Date: January 19th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: appetizing bisexual patrolman parlor

right:

- One morning I stepped out of my room and see a man sitting on a chair outside another room a few doors down. This is unusual. No one sits on the hallway like that. Turns out the occupants of that room were under house-arrest and that man was ship security. The occupants were not allowed leave the room and all nourishment was brought in.

- a couple of fights or passengers getting rowdy. security comes quickly and takes them away. it's funny. the trouble makers are often larger white guys and the security folks are these smaller asian guys. but there's more of them and they neutralize the trouble makers quickly.

- passengers missing the ship after the excursions. you see them all disappointed as the ship is sailing away.

- i actually don't know much about the singles/hookups scene. all my cruising has (unfortunately) happened after i got married. but there are plenty of avenues to meet and mingle. there are singles parties, karaoke, etc. i have met two staff-couples that met onboard. apparently this is pretty common. many international couples form this way.

- not a crazy story. but i should mention it nonetheless. the wife and i were chilling by the pool. our then 1 y/o was with us. i think it was a port day so the ship was empty. this 80 y/o white gramps comes along. the guy is fitter than most people my age. he was taken by our 1 y/o and played with him for a bit. then asked us if we were going to have more kids. we said we were unsure. he said that we should have more kids. that's all there is to life. and then disappeared as soon as he came. he was an inspiration for us to have two more.

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Date: January 19th, 2020 11:46 AM
Author: Drab Apoplectic Deer Antler

passengers missing the ship after the excursions. you see them all disappointed as the ship is sailing away.

Are they just on the pier looking all frustrated and sad? What happens to them? I imagine just take a plane to the final destination?

I used to take an overnight cruise from Helsinki to Estonia with my then GF. It was essentially a booze cruise. Bunch of Finns and Swedes drunk and throwing up all over the place. I felt so bad for the staff that had to clean up for what I imagine wasn't very much pay.

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Date: January 27th, 2020 9:39 PM
Author: gay cerebral toilet seat ape

Would you take young (say, 4-7) year old cruising? Do they have playzones/infrastructure for the youngins?

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Date: September 16th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: Paralegal Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling scarlet spot azn

Have to be careful, though. Don't go during hurricane season. These are big ships but if a massive storm rolls through you're fucked.

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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling scarlet spot azn

Depends on where you're heading out of, as well. The Miami cruises are cheaper but you gotta fly there.

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Date: January 19th, 2020 10:36 AM
Author: razzmatazz glassy pozpig

Just go Celebrity. Nice but not completely over run with olds like some of the other nicer ones.

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Date: January 19th, 2020 11:01 AM
Author: Self-absorbed chocolate stage sound barrier

you idiots. OP is re-creating a classic XO thread and no-one recognizes it.

newbie xo trash.

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Date: January 19th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: dull sweet tailpipe background story

Eh, it wasn’t that classic. People just ripping on D.

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Date: January 19th, 2020 11:11 AM
Author: learning disabled pearl stage round eye

Lol calm down

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Date: January 19th, 2020 11:26 AM
Author: appetizing bisexual patrolman parlor

we recognize it. still an interesting topic.

actually here is my thread from last month that got no responses: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4406898&mc=1&forum_id=2

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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: umber cheese-eating philosopher-king



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Date: January 19th, 2020 2:04 PM
Author: Cobalt trip business firm

we recognized it but then there were some good posts

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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: umber cheese-eating philosopher-king



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Date: January 19th, 2020 11:08 AM
Author: dull sweet tailpipe background story

Have done several AI resorts in Mexico and DR last two years but no cruises. I would have thought cruises more expensive but seems like just the opposite. Anyone done both and can compare?

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Date: January 19th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Vivacious Ticket Booth Antidepressant Drug

180 lolzy thread, no idea wtf anyone wld go on a cruise esp in US, being locked on a boat with a bunch of fat birdshits and dindus while they stuff u with disgusting fattening food and fraud shitty entertainment while anoop the waiter acts overly nice to you sounds like HELL

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Date: January 19th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Vigorous dun organic girlfriend range

To be fair you would have no one to go with. It’s better to drink alone in a HCMC Airbnb with no human contact tbh

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Date: January 19th, 2020 11:36 AM
Author: Vivacious Ticket Booth Antidepressant Drug

(lonely freak who spends 18h a day obssessing abt me)

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Date: January 19th, 2020 11:42 AM
Author: Vigorous dun organic girlfriend range

You’re projecting again LJL

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Date: January 19th, 2020 11:51 AM
Author: Vivacious Ticket Booth Antidepressant Drug

i never waste my time attacking other poasters including u... u shld look at what u write, its truly sad.. u are obssessed with me

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Date: January 19th, 2020 11:54 AM
Author: Vigorous dun organic girlfriend range

You’re right it’s better spend all day attacking America, birdshits and nowags. You’re so delusional and stupid LJL

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Date: January 19th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: Vivacious Ticket Booth Antidepressant Drug

lol u r a legit pyscho, find someone else to stalk loser

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Date: January 19th, 2020 11:30 AM
Author: Sooty boyish trailer park

Never done one, but always interested in an Alaska trip. Seems like they might be slightly less trashy.

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Date: January 19th, 2020 11:48 AM
Author: motley submissive step-uncle's house

Well this thread pretty much sums up the decline of xo

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Date: January 19th, 2020 1:28 PM
Author: Irradiated primrose casino milk

Norwegian is 180. Ship was always very vegasesque as described with tons to do

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Date: January 19th, 2020 1:28 PM
Author: Dead blood rage

During spring break my buddy was kicked off our cruise in Key West on day 2 of a 5 day cruise out of port canaveral. They made him walk off the gangway in flip flops and gym shorts, no shirt, sauced out of his mind, while wheeling his suitcase. About 20 of us watched from the lido deck chanting DIS-EM-BARK, DIS-EM-BARK! It was electric.

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Date: January 19th, 2020 1:35 PM
Author: mewling parlour regret

180. Why was he kicked off?

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Date: January 19th, 2020 1:53 PM
Author: Dead blood rage

Final straw was frisbee throwing dinner plates off the back of the cruise ship. Day 1 he knocked a full drink onto a live roulette table. They came to his room and said “we’ve been watching you since you set foot on board. Your behavior is not acceptable. This was a cruise with like 2000 uf, FSU and UCF kids and he somehow stood out.

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Date: January 19th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: mewling parlour regret

Sounds 180

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Date: January 20th, 2020 1:11 AM
Author: Razzle Bespoke Toaster



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Date: January 19th, 2020 2:05 PM
Author: Dashing fiercely-loyal state kitty cat

Lol elitist much? Some people cannot afford a better cruise and they do what they can. That being said everyone onboard had to save to go or have ready income. They all paid to go on the cruise just like you. I have cruised on carnival, royal carribean and have a cruise book for princess next year. I have gone out of Miami, ft Lauderdale and Galveston. They all have perks and crap stuff you wish you didn’t have to deal with. Trying to say carnival is the worst though is pretty bold of you. Just because your perspective on it differs than others it is still your perspective. You shouldn’t try to make people who cruise carnival feel bad because your “too good for it”

I just went on a cruise that I saved 3 years for. Loved every minute.



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Date: January 19th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: Irradiated primrose casino milk

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Date: January 19th, 2020 2:18 PM
Author: Dashing fiercely-loyal state kitty cat

Did I stutter?

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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:56 PM
Author: appetizing bisexual patrolman parlor



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Date: January 20th, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: azure curious mediation preventive strike



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Date: September 16th, 2025 11:09 AM
Author: seething mediocre white guy



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Date: January 19th, 2020 11:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle tripping ladyboy legal warrant

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Date: January 20th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: misunderstood dilemma personal credit line

Hi, welcome to XO!

Please make sure to view our handy tutorial for new poasters. Don't forget your goody bag and, whatever you do, don't engage a quotemo. Have fun!

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Date: January 20th, 2020 12:09 AM
Author: supple institution multi-billionaire

Explain to me why going on a cruise leaving from Miami is better than just getting a reasonable hotel on South Beach and eating at various fast food restaurants and sports bars?

That's what I don't get. What is the point of being on a giant boat in the middle of nowhere - so you can spend a couple of hours walking around some port in the Bahamas for a few hours?

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Date: January 20th, 2020 1:19 AM
Author: Irradiated primrose casino milk

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Date: January 20th, 2020 10:43 AM
Author: Thriller Property

fwiw Carnival/Princess/Seabourn are all the same company

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Date: November 22nd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: Irradiated primrose casino milk



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Date: November 22nd, 2022 6:23 PM
Author: Splenetic Charismatic Resort Skinny Woman

I've now been on Princess (x2), Royal Caribbean (x2), Celebrity and Disney cruise lines.

Royal Caribbean was probably the most fun since they had a lot of outdoor/sports type of activities and I won the singing contest.

Princess was generally decent. Decent food. Decent ship layouts. Decent entertainment.

Disney has the best food and the best entertainment (for families). Ship layout, and especially the pools, sucked.

I've done one Celebrity cruise and it's a little more upscale than the others. Nicest ship, but the food was surprisingly mediocre.



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Date: September 16th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein

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Date: September 16th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Paralegal Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)

Mike Terra, who recorded the footage and uploaded it online, flipped his camera while recording and said: 'Over chicken tenders is crazy.'



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