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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
saffron stimulating volcanic crater trailer park
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
Pea-brained Dysfunction Cuck
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
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He's obliged to
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cr. bro code.
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These are condos with a rental limit
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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Did you cum
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: saffron stimulating volcanic crater trailer park

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Pea-brained Dysfunction Cuck

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: ebony razzmatazz property

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Self-centered multi-colored point wrinkle

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring aqua field police squad

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Cerebral domesticated school striped hyena

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: saffron stimulating volcanic crater trailer park

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: comical gold hell affirmative action

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: ebony razzmatazz property

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser Laser Beams Home

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: fuchsia jap

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: saffron stimulating volcanic crater trailer park

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Chrome Menage Codepig

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Carmine fragrant national security agency range

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: erotic aquamarine goal in life chapel



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: maroon arrogant multi-billionaire hairy legs

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: floppy bull headed milk lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Sticky vibrant toaster

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: fishy indian lodge degenerate

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: saffron stimulating volcanic crater trailer park

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: boyish messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: lemon dragon set

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Pearly provocative heaven

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: brindle hall sneaky criminal

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: saffron stimulating volcanic crater trailer park

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Citrine quadroon

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: saffron stimulating volcanic crater trailer park

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: lemon dragon set

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: heady avocado school cafeteria foreskin

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Costumed chestnut boiling water

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Pearly provocative heaven

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: saffron stimulating volcanic crater trailer park

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Slimy twinkling psychic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: clear exhilarant box office kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: Brass racy principal's office

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Vermilion State

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: saffron stimulating volcanic crater trailer park

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Vermilion State

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: saffron stimulating volcanic crater trailer park

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: wine location

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: impressive pozpig institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Vermilion State



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: red idiotic casino karate

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Sticky vibrant toaster

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring aqua field police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: wine location

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: zombie-like nursing home



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: saffron stimulating volcanic crater trailer park

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Sticky vibrant toaster

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: yapping house blood rage



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: lime theatre



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: fuchsia jap



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: clear exhilarant box office kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: bistre glittery sound barrier piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: maroon arrogant multi-billionaire hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Territorial Senate

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Seedy Prole Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Purple hateful stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: adventurous disturbing resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Sticky vibrant toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: chest-beating jew plaza

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Claret Fanboi Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Spectacular cruise ship tattoo

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: impressive pozpig institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: fuchsia jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry patrolman

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: maroon arrogant multi-billionaire hairy legs

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Vermilion State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Sticky vibrant toaster

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: Cream area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: impressive pozpig institution

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Seedy Prole Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: cowardly business firm clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Purple hateful stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: Shivering market tank

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible translucent mad cow disease step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: ultramarine public bath round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Crawly ladyboy

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: saffron stimulating volcanic crater trailer park

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: Cream area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: lime theatre

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring aqua field police squad

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: lime theatre

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: silver nudist associate travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: Submissive Half-breed

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Insecure big factory reset button stage

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: saffron stimulating volcanic crater trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: lake dashing bbw

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: talented dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: sapphire fighting shrine black woman

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: cyan exciting new version stain

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Claret Fanboi Depressive

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: clear exhilarant box office kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Motley Background Story

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: fuchsia jap

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: saffron stimulating volcanic crater trailer park

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: galvanic walnut place of business garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: clear exhilarant box office kitty cat

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: fuchsia jap

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: chest-beating jew plaza

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Territorial Senate

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring aqua field police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: drab idea he suggested parlor

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: maroon arrogant multi-billionaire hairy legs

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: lemon dragon set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Seedy Prole Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: henna cuckold

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: clear exhilarant box office kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: amethyst kitty crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Vermilion State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: lake dashing bbw

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring aqua field police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Flickering den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: impressive pozpig institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Mustard Wild Native Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Sticky vibrant toaster

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: drab idea he suggested parlor

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Sticky vibrant toaster

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: wine location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Territorial Senate

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: zombie-like nursing home

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: saffron stimulating volcanic crater trailer park

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: drab idea he suggested parlor

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: zombie-like nursing home

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: lake dashing bbw

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: cyan exciting new version stain

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: clear exhilarant box office kitty cat

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser Laser Beams Home

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: saffron stimulating volcanic crater trailer park

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Territorial Senate

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: gay son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Maniacal impertinent office trust fund

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: saffron stimulating volcanic crater trailer park

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Territorial Senate

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Citrine quadroon

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: saffron stimulating volcanic crater trailer park

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Chartreuse aphrodisiac theater stage reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Territorial Senate

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: talented dingle berry

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: Turquoise titillating newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: Sticky vibrant toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Diverse base private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Submissive Half-breed

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Contagious locale wagecucks

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Sticky vibrant toaster

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Mustard Wild Native Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#49346693)