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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPiz...
demanding hall
  04/26/21
dat secret menu
french location
  04/27/21
can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?
coral theater
  04/27/21
Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if...
demanding hall
  04/27/21
what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonald...
narrow-minded dilemma
  04/27/21
I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement ...
demanding hall
  04/27/21
Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order b...
Trip Point Becky
  08/15/22
Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party benefici...
shivering trailer park newt
  04/27/21
They haven't assented to enforceability by third party benef...
demanding hall
  04/28/21
...
Insecure striped hyena
  05/12/24
i just want spicy mcnuggets
narrow-minded dilemma
  04/27/21
I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tri...
demanding hall
  04/27/21
McPizzas were 180
bull headed hell brethren
  04/27/21
if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for ...
french location
  04/27/21
*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizz...
Spectacular flickering pit love of her life
  04/27/21
...
deep corner
  05/12/24
i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its al...
Dead Temple
  04/27/21
checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies
narrow-minded dilemma
  04/27/21
you just changed my life. thank you.
Dead Temple
  04/27/21
Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD
big-titted locus international law enforcement agency
  04/27/21
i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no s...
Spectacular flickering pit love of her life
  04/27/21
hilarious, but can't be true
Supple genital piercing resort
  04/27/21
I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agree...
demanding hall
  04/27/21
...
vivacious chrome bawdyhouse
  04/27/21
This doesn't apply to the McRib though.
Tan blathering turdskin den
  04/27/21
? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but thi...
demanding hall
  04/27/21
McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal. Therefore, your enti...
Brilliant Internet-worthy Goyim Filthpig
  04/27/21
This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can or...
demanding hall
  04/28/21
McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away...
Tan blathering turdskin den
  04/27/21
The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary...
Trip Point Becky
  08/15/22
...
snowy geriatric property digit ratio
  05/12/24
...
Sable Unholy Pistol
  04/27/21
I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Found...
Fear-inspiring principal's office karate
  04/27/21
180. You should go through and order McD's items from vario...
demanding hall
  04/27/21
Tell me more about modular lobster, please.
magenta electric persian nowag
  04/27/21
They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can jus...
demanding hall
  04/27/21
...
walnut plaza ladyboy
  08/15/22
For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the ...
floppy bearded travel guidebook
  08/15/22
...
Spectacular flickering pit love of her life
  08/15/22
...
demanding hall
  08/16/22
They literally have no bagels in the store
vigorous queen of the night rehab
  04/27/21
You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those t...
demanding hall
  04/27/21
i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in...
mahogany abode windowlicker
  04/27/21
oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up
Spectacular flickering pit love of her life
  04/27/21
flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select...
Marvelous dragon
  08/16/22
When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal a...
demanding hall
  04/27/21
Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being h...
Insecure striped hyena
  05/12/24
Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after ...
know-it-all jap
  04/27/21
The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an a...
demanding hall
  04/27/21
(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)
shivering trailer park newt
  04/27/21
you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually ...
Supple genital piercing resort
  04/28/21
lol
Spectacular flickering pit love of her life
  08/15/22
lol
Arousing heaven main people
  08/15/22
...
Roblox
  11/02/25
...
demanding hall
  08/15/22
this poast has been a game changer for my book of business ...
french location
  08/15/22
...
pontificating cruise ship lettuce
  08/15/22
...
demanding hall
  02/07/24
...
Ivory fat ankles
  05/12/24
The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's ...
pontificating cruise ship lettuce
  08/16/22
...
demanding hall
  05/12/24
We survived.
Insecure striped hyena
  05/12/24
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/
Spectacular flickering pit love of her life
  08/16/22
This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!
copper charismatic black woman
  05/12/24
was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao
passionate range
  05/12/24
what about bk's cheesey fries
aqua appetizing nursing home
  05/12/24
...
demanding hall
  11/17/24
Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your...
well-lubricated excitant stage
  11/17/24
Breakfast reminder
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  11/02/25


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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: demanding hall

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42356284)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: french location

dat secret menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42356706)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: coral theater

can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42356711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM
Author: demanding hall

Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42356773)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM
Author: narrow-minded dilemma

what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42356775)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: demanding hall

I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42357702)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Trip Point Becky

Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.

This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#45019663)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: shivering trailer park newt

Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42359139)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: demanding hall

They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.

But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42364096)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Insecure striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#47654921)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM
Author: narrow-minded dilemma

i just want spicy mcnuggets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42356752)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: demanding hall

I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42357857)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: bull headed hell brethren

McPizzas were 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42356757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM
Author: french location

if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42356788)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: Spectacular flickering pit love of her life

*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42357835)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: deep corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#47654931)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM
Author: Dead Temple

i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42356779)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM
Author: narrow-minded dilemma

checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42356787)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: Dead Temple

you just changed my life. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42356793)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: big-titted locus international law enforcement agency

Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42358722)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Spectacular flickering pit love of her life

i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42357838)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Supple genital piercing resort

hilarious, but can't be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42356795)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: demanding hall

I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42357699)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: vivacious chrome bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42357716)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: Tan blathering turdskin den

This doesn't apply to the McRib though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42357755)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: demanding hall

? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42357850)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM
Author: Brilliant Internet-worthy Goyim Filthpig

McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.

Therefore, your entire premise fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42359338)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: demanding hall

This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42367210)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: Tan blathering turdskin den

McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42360478)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: Trip Point Becky

The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#45019667)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: snowy geriatric property digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#47654971)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: Sable Unholy Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42357757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring principal's office karate

I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb

McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42357828)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: demanding hall

180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42357856)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: magenta electric persian nowag

Tell me more about modular lobster, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42357842)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: demanding hall

They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42357849)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: walnut plaza ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#45019571)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: floppy bearded travel guidebook

For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#45019620)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: Spectacular flickering pit love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#45019632)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: demanding hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#45021074)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: vigorous queen of the night rehab

They literally have no bagels in the store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42357997)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: demanding hall

You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42358711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: mahogany abode windowlicker

i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42358032)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Spectacular flickering pit love of her life

oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42358086)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: Marvelous dragon

flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#45019672)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: demanding hall

When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42358708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Insecure striped hyena

Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#47654925)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: know-it-all jap

Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.

Half an hour later I got my sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42358726)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: demanding hall

The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42359064)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: shivering trailer park newt

(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42360528)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: Supple genital piercing resort

you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#42367257)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Spectacular flickering pit love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#45019634)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM
Author: Arousing heaven main people

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#45019637)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Roblox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#49395127)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: demanding hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#45019530)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: french location

this poast has been a game changer for my book of business

I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.

If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#45019651)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: pontificating cruise ship lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#45019658)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: demanding hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#47374800)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Ivory fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#47654929)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM
Author: pontificating cruise ship lettuce

The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#45019714)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: demanding hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#47654912)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Insecure striped hyena

We survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#47654927)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: Spectacular flickering pit love of her life

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#45021434)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: copper charismatic black woman

This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#47654918)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: passionate range

was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#47654951)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: aqua appetizing nursing home

what about bk's cheesey fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#47654974)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: demanding hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#48349963)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: well-lubricated excitant stage

Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your political positions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2,#48350032)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:27 AM
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Breakfast reminder

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