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JJC getting nowagd so hard he had to take a sick day is the funniest thing

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist...
contagious giraffe
  08/25/21
He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he ...
cracking forum faggotry
  08/25/21
I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copy...
citrine fat ankles
  08/25/21
don't have the text but it was legendary
wonderful hissy fit principal's office
  08/25/21
its how i learned what AMOG means
contagious giraffe
  08/25/21
Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be hone...
contagious giraffe
  08/25/21
“Prodigy”
Drunken motley space toaster
  08/25/21
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Cheese-eating stead
  08/25/21
this never gets old
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offensive vengeful spot digit ratio
  08/25/21
its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of r...
wonderful hissy fit principal's office
  08/25/21
i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a &...
contagious giraffe
  08/25/21
like with other great works, you pick up something new on ea...
metal mentally impaired milk site
  08/25/21
the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomen...
wonderful hissy fit principal's office
  08/25/21
Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a...
contagious giraffe
  08/25/21
JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality...
metal mentally impaired milk site
  08/25/21
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brass dead point
  03/25/22
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Chocolate School Death Wish
  03/25/22
oh i did see this one ty
citrine fat ankles
  08/25/21
lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher ...
spectacular native
  08/25/21
he was only 26 now he's 40 and still thinks that which is s...
Sable Station
  08/29/21
A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game T...
Shaky Dun Set Mental Disorder
  08/25/21
theres some implication there that the game needs him
contagious giraffe
  08/30/21
this is a work of art
passionate cobalt queen of the night theatre
  08/29/21
I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day
contagious giraffe
  08/30/21
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contagious giraffe
  09/14/21
180!
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  03/25/22
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contagious giraffe
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Just randomly thought of this and started to lol
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unholy pit filthpig
  04/13/22
“dancing monkey” frame is the worst
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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: contagious giraffe

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist but that thread was too much jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43006134)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: cracking forum faggotry

He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he closed the HB9.5 and was fucking within an hour of opening her at the club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43006154)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: citrine fat ankles

I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copypaste thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43006169)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:58 AM
Author: wonderful hissy fit principal's office

don't have the text but it was legendary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43006228)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: contagious giraffe

its how i learned what AMOG means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43006232)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: contagious giraffe

Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be honest with my fellow PUA's. I just got back from a really classy lounge in Chicago and feel utterly demoralized. The night started well. Things went downhill when I spotted a tall blonde HB9.5 with two of her girlfriends and this short bald chubby guy. I approached her and asked an opinion opener I made up. She looked at me like I was a weirdo and told me to ask the guy. He then AMOG'ed me and made the girls laugh. I had no idea what to do; my knees started shaking, and I got nervous. I then talked to one of her friends. The conversation started reasonably well, but I ran out of things to say, and she just walked away. Today is one of those days when I so wish I was making 10 million a year or was a celebrity, so I can get those girls without breaking a sweat. A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game and devote all my efforts to making a shitload of money. This weekend I plan on redeeming myself. Nonetheless, it really stings when your dream girl turns you away like a sack of feces.

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

jjc1122

Junior Member

Join Date: 11/30/2006 | Posts: 25

Thanks for the encouragement guys. I called in sick for work and feel a lot better. I think the trap I fell into last night is what Tyler calls the "dancing-monkey" stage, where you just want to entertain the girls. I was trying too hard to make them laugh. This is an issue I've been struggling with big time. How do you develop attraction without falling into that "dancing monkey" frame?

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43006231)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:01 AM
Author: Drunken motley space toaster

“Prodigy”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43006238)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: Cheese-eating stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43006272)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: amethyst gay wizard famous landscape painting

this never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43006316)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: offensive vengeful spot digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43006335)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: wonderful hissy fit principal's office

its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of readings. A lot of us can recite the "Sup Brady" email verbatim. Simply genius work that stands the test of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43006340)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:54 AM
Author: contagious giraffe

i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a "short bald chubby guy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43006449)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: metal mentally impaired milk site

like with other great works, you pick up something new on each read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43006532)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: wonderful hissy fit principal's office

the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomenon can literally happen over the course of many years, picking up new nuggets even though you've read it dozens of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43006600)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:36 PM
Author: contagious giraffe

Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a JJC post. Like trying to read Faulkner as a 9th grader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43006644)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:07 PM
Author: metal mentally impaired milk site

JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality is so masterfully blurred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43006789)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: brass dead point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#44217673)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Chocolate School Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#44217682)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:31 PM
Author: citrine fat ankles

oh i did see this one ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43006613)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:12 PM
Author: spectacular native

lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher salary would've helped here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43006801)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: Sable Station

he was only 26

now he's 40 and still thinks that which is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43028904)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:17 PM
Author: Shaky Dun Set Mental Disorder

A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game

That's my favorite line, the little slice of jjc that thinks maybe he won't make it as a PUA. Pure gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43006836)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:17 PM
Author: contagious giraffe

theres some implication there that the game needs him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43034230)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: passionate cobalt queen of the night theatre

this is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43028931)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:16 PM
Author: contagious giraffe

I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43034219)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 12:37 PM
Author: contagious giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43114878)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: brass dead point

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#44217637)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Floppy amber patrolman garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#49024549)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: contagious giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#49511654)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: contagious giraffe

Just randomly thought of this and started to lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43710752)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:28 PM
Author: irate carnelian area twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43856595)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:25 PM
Author: contagious giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#43856557)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: brass dead point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#44217634)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: unholy pit filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#44333265)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: brass dead point

“dancing monkey” frame is the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#44333274)



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Date: June 12th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: contagious giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#47740483)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Floppy amber patrolman garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#49024547)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Cheese-eating stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2,#49511692)