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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: sadistic beady-eyed mexican kitchen

Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744474)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys snowmobiling. She wants to homeschool kids

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/charlotte-sckaal/5443

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744477)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: sadistic beady-eyed mexican kitchen

I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I can see us living in a double wide trailer.

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:14 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:15 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be faithful if you give her sex 5x per week

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sam-finn/5442

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744480)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: gay mischievous double fault

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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: ocher people who are hurt sandwich

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Odious brunch wrinkle



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
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Maybe best in thread

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:18 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA. She grew up going to Disneyland after high school.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-peet/5428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744486)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:25 AM
Author: chrome nubile point masturbator

I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: Bonkers elite office

I would hope my sons get her alpha jawline instead of my lawyer's chin

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: chrome nubile point masturbator

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:54 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/rylee-barber/5420

Rylee is an island girl, a Mormon, and believe it or not a virgin. She wants a large family and really wants you to consider joining the church

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:33 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the college's NARAL chapter

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/gillian-randall/5430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744501)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: ivory passionate faggot firefighter immigrant

LMAO 180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: drab pontificating theater ratface

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: ivory passionate faggot firefighter immigrant

hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43748123)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: ocher people who are hurt sandwich

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:14 PM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:22 PM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: Medicated amethyst orchestra pit community account

RIP, Doctor.

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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: ivory passionate faggot firefighter immigrant



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Copper Bawdyhouse

Give me a dark haired qween

Never mind I claimed her from the waivers

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744500)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deeply impacted by BLM. She wants a just world. She will madly adore you and if you live close to her family, weekend cookouts are 180. Her father Jospeh always has a cold beer waiting for you and calls out, "Get my son a plate!"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/mae-redmond/5431

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744502)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Copper Bawdyhouse

No no no no no I disavow

I want this one

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744503)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: Bonkers elite office

ungh, LI guidette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744525)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: Copper Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744550)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:39 AM
Author: sadistic beady-eyed mexican kitchen

Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744689)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:37 AM
Author: adventurous vermilion headpube jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744507)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She doesnt see kids in her future for some time, but her family owns 400 acres back home, and her dad is hoping you can tame his daughter and will give you a ranch

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sage-saccomanno/5433

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744509)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: Copper Bawdyhouse

any relation to bob saccamano?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744514)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Bonkers elite office

She's had a distinguished collegiate career:

2021: Sage suffered a season-ending injury during preseason training ... Liberty League All-Academic.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744530)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: adventurous vermilion headpube jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744531)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: bateful black shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744512)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-tilley/5435

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744518)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: bateful black shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744521)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: adventurous vermilion headpube jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744529)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: ocher people who are hurt sandwich

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: Lascivious clown yarmulke

Chad dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745354)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: comical set fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744519)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

Waleska is from Guayacil. She came to the US on the soccer scholarship and is disgusted by american girls. On your first meeting, she dishes non-stop on how masculine and crazy her teammates are, calling them "lesbians" and "feminists". She is eager to cook for you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/waleska-brito/5441

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744527)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: adventurous vermilion headpube jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744532)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:44 AM
Author: comical set fortuitous meteor

hhnngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744537)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Primrose Disrespectful Stock Car

Fuck, man. Why did a pumo get her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744574)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: dull exhilarant messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745911)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: dark cerebral cuck nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745919)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Talented Bearded Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745929)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: Geriatric newt son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744577)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: ocher people who are hurt sandwich

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744614)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:21 PM
Author: dark cerebral cuck nibblets

i want her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745898)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Impressive boistinker school cafeteria

Best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43748618)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: Topaz turdskin deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744544)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:50 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is going to be a problem. Her dad works in finance and you will probably be offered a job and salary commensurate with his daughter's lifestyle

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/seymone-rosenberg/5438

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744549)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: khaki locus

need James Joyce jr in here asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: ocher people who are hurt sandwich

Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the Fuijan Province to rice farmers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744620)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: sadistic beady-eyed mexican kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744690)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:24 AM
Author: emerald church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744814)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: dull exhilarant messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745914)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: dark cerebral cuck nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745915)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Talented Bearded Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745916)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 1:25 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy public bath blood rage

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43748871)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:52 AM
Author: Geriatric newt son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744553)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:54 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammates for stinking up the team bus with her gas. She's playful when drunk and currently has a suspended license

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abigail-stanley/5439

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744557)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:56 AM
Author: Geriatric newt son of senegal

Im done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744565)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: bateful black shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744578)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: ocher people who are hurt sandwich

not the toilet wrecker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744612)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: doobsian space mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744615)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: sadistic beady-eyed mexican kitchen

Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744691)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: Odious brunch wrinkle

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/newscms/2019_34/1474486/patrick-renna-sandlot-today-main-190822.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43746874)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Medicated amethyst orchestra pit community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43748617)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Glassy Elastic Band Circlehead

literal lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43757032)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: hyperventilating generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744581)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:03 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

The first thing Emma asks you is if you are a Steelers fan. She is high-energy, flirty, and has a bright smile. "I bet you have a lot of stories," she says coyly. "Tell me."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-lapenta/5427

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744589)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: ocher people who are hurt sandwich

FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744611)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:59 AM
Author: Bespoke Walnut Toilet Seat

In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744728)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:06 AM
Author: ocher people who are hurt sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744598)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

The first thing Chrissy says is "Thank God youre white! Is that racist of me?" She follows Bard's social codes very closely, but feels stifled. She loves that youre older and appears a little clingy

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/chrissy-gildersleeve/5425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744622)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: ocher people who are hurt sandwich

Chrissy's dad, a NYPD cop who retired at 45 with a full pension, slaps you on the shoulder when he meets you. Tells you to have fun with his daugter but to avoid going out in Kingston, as the "Kamala Diversity Mob" has made it "into a jungle for animals."

Her mom, a 2nd grade teacher for Duchess County Public Schools, gives you a tight lipped grin. She will not say it, but after the parade of Darnell's, Jose's, and Manuel's her daughter brought in during HS, she is silently hopeful that Chrissy's finally turned the corner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744641)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:22 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744650)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: razzle erotic location dragon

2021: Chrissy suffered a season-ending injury during Bard's opening game.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

2019: Chrissy played and started in five games her freshman year ... recorded one shot on goal in 437 minutes of action.

I don't get it. Do they do this to humiliate them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744674)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: Impertinent smoky hell kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43748621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: doobsian space mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744617)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:14 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

Abby is a star on the team, even though she only weighs 96 lbs. During your first meeting, she describes her passion for gymnastics, talks trash about Simone Biles and the US team, and tells you she is "like super super flexible"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abby-frazier/5424

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744630)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: ocher people who are hurt sandwich

quarter gook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744644)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:23 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tells you. You google it and its the name of a river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744652)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: ocher people who are hurt sandwich

so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's sober?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744735)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:36 AM
Author: khaki locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744678)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/senowa-leverentz/5444

Senowa is 17, having skipped 6th grade. She heard Abby described as the best first year player and was furious. She asks you if you would attend the HS graduation back at Minneapolis with her so she can watch friends graduate. She will wear a USWNT mask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744710)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:25 AM
Author: khaki locus

unnghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744822)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: dull exhilarant messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745924)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: Bespoke Walnut Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744744)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

The first thing you notice about Kylie is the nose piercing. She's quiet, she posts on IG a lot. She dreams of being a professional athlete, though you don't see it happening. She has an uncle you may have heard of, named Brady.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/kylie-quinn/5429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744747)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Bespoke Walnut Toilet Seat

I sit Kylie down, smack the cottage cheese on her legs, and say, "With a face like yours, you can't afford the flab, babe." It's tough love, but she knows I'm looking out for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744758)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:21 PM
Author: Glassy Elastic Band Circlehead

She’s got some varicose vein action or something going on there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43757053)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Spectacular stead juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744752)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blowjob during your first meeting. She doesn't talk much after that, but you hear another girl ask her if she has told "Anthony" about the arranged marriage.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744759)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Spectacular stead juggernaut

1800000. She'll give me half a dozen Greek-Orthodox children to carry on my name!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744770)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: Copper Bawdyhouse

you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above). you have to assign him a new one oe he can have the one that you allege i have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745194)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this.

You can negotiate a trade if the other poster is willing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745409)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Spectacular stead juggernaut

I'm not letting anyone else touch Aidan. She already broke up with Anthony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745440)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: Copper Bawdyhouse

It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives you once a month missionary

ljl have fun cuck enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43749718)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: dull exhilarant messiness

wonder how long her pubic hair is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745953)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: floppy business firm place of business

Every one of these women has 10x my T levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744786)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:28 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/katherine-ritter/5432

Katherine is 6'1" and self-conscious about this. It's pushed her into a lot of feminist attitude and grrl power politics. When you meet her parents, however, you realize she comes from a very different background, and her sister confides in you, "Katherine just really wants a man to boss her around."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744838)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: floppy business firm place of business

That's a 50yo man with hippie hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43744956)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745438)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: Pea-brained yellow rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745839)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: dull exhilarant messiness

she'll have to stand up straight before she can learn to kneel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745932)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Nighttime rose heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745189)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-kuntz/5426

She pronounces it kuntz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745316)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Nighttime rose heaven

Hon hon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745373)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: infuriating aqua temple boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745364)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

Maggie is an absolute dynamo in the sack. Shes only had 3 partners, but grew up watching porn and is down for everything. Highly into social media. She is called "Wolfie" on campus and you sense there is a story there bigger than her name.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/margaret-wolff/5437

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745377)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: infuriating aqua temple boiling water

Ungh. Gotta love it. A mousey girl cursed with living up to her last name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745400)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Bespoke Walnut Toilet Seat

High school: Bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43747101)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: yapping field

18000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745367)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Bespoke Walnut Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745370)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

Maddy is from the FL keys and is very laid back. She smokes weed daily and is barefoot when you meet her. She tells you, "I know this arranged marriage thing is awkward, so we can take it slow. Its cool if you want to date other girls. I dont really want to date anyone else, but lets just be honest about whatever."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/madeline-chilton/5421

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745393)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: yapping field

Holy fuck scroe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745806)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: dull exhilarant messiness

*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early morning light, as the sun's rays streak in revealing the pockmarks and sundamage already too visibly evident*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745906)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: yapping field

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745917)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: hairless striped hyena

I just want someone Asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745403)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris Murphy last year (D. Con) and really liked DC. She asks how you feel about crepes, whether you like them. You ask "Crepes?" and she just nods.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emilia-vella/5436

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745427)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: hairless striped hyena

She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concerned for her career in professional sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745468)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: Bonkers elite office

Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745483)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: Pea-brained yellow rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745816)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/haley-andrews/5440

Im sorry Captttain. We are looking into what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745882)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Pea-brained yellow rehab

I'm done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745935)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:13 PM
Author: Talented Bearded Reading Party

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745845)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-dickson/5422

Claire is very business-like and immediately speaks to you about using a hyphenated last name. "I guess Ill always be a Dickson," she says.

She pulls a document out of a backpack and you see dozens of bullet-points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745892)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Talented Bearded Reading Party

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745903)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: yapping field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745960)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: Impressive boistinker school cafeteria

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43748613)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:17 PM
Author: Autistic Station

Would like to give one of these girls the ol’ Fauci ouchie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745868)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

Felicia has several tattoos and asks if you have any. "Ill show you them all later," she says. She can't quite believe you dont have any. "Not even a piercing?" she says, uncrossing her legs.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/felicia-flores/5423

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745908)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:19 PM
Author: dull exhilarant messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/allie-sahargun/5434

Allie is one of only 17 members of Bard's "Young Life" Christian students club. She attends non-denominational church off campus and misses the west coast. "The ocean makes me feel alive," she confesses. She's excited to bring you to California and tells you privately that her father is the most prestigious member of their golf and tennis club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745944)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Glassy Elastic Band Circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43757079)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: dark cerebral cuck nibblets

God's work ITT. Imagine this thread going viral and making it to MSM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745902)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Talented Bearded Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745921)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: yapping field

Imagine all the Bard law teens crawling over this bort loookkg for their dream middle aged lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745958)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43759006)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: fishy sickened party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#48409476)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: metal partner crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#48409492)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:58 PM
Author: gay mischievous double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43747150)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 12:00 AM
Author: Racy Claret Stag Film Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43748717)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:56 PM
Author: startling white institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43756643)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: tantric rusted step-uncle's house halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745913)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

The team snap chat was so enthused about these marriages that an alumna contacted us. She's no longer with the program, but hopes you would still consider her.

Val is disenchanted with online dating and the dating scene in general. She wants to be someone's wife and a stay at home mom. She's hoping for boys and would start them on martial arts at a young age

"Do I pass?" she says, turning a circle in front of you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/val-thomson/3568



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43745975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring hairy legs athletic conference

BEST IN SHOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43746095)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 6:47 PM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43747570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: frisky laughsome area pistol

give me your hottest azn plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43746886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

Word spreads quickly around a pastoral campus, and members of other teams have jockeyed to be matched with poasters.

Ryan is a Chem major who made Deans List four years running. She hails from the islands and feels very far from home on the mainland, surrounded by Anglo culture. She's eager to improve her Japanese

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-volleyball/roster/ryan-lum/5494

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43746938)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: frisky laughsome area pistol

barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43746967)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: flesh arousing base hissy fit

this is such a 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43746893)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

Meherin insists on you first meeting with her father and brothers in Dhaka, a beautiful city of 21 million

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-squash/roster/meherin-hossain/5598

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43746957)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:30 PM
Author: flesh arousing base hissy fit

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43746975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: yapping field

pwnmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43747108)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: cordovan marvelous goyim cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43747303)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Territorial Bat Shit Crazy Scourge Upon The Earth Menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43747683)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: Medicated amethyst orchestra pit community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43748603)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Impressive boistinker school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43748605)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: Burgundy macaca

Historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43748634)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor

Ty

I created this moniker 1/1 and was happy to start the year strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#44018021)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: garnet soul-stirring idea he suggested

Brunette plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43748684)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: Swashbuckling piazza windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43749713)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:40 PM
Author: Impressive boistinker school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43756577)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:09 PM
Author: Glassy Elastic Band Circlehead

Want!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43757002)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: Impressive boistinker school cafeteria

Where's my fucking wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#43774720)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#44856238)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: frisky laughsome area pistol

cntrol+ f "edit", phrase not found. great!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#44856503)



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Date: December 19th, 2022 1:37 PM
Author: cheese-eating alcoholic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#45656304)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring hairy legs athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#48409318)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: fishy sickened party of the first part

I'd like Chocolate Queen, plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#48409477)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: cell phones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#49693767)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: new jeans ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2,#49693770)