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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Multi-colored Silver Brunch Queen Of The Night One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: smoky police squad sex offender https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Multi-colored Silver Brunch Queen Of The Night Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Abnormal liquid oxygen school 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Multi-colored Silver Brunch Queen Of The Night Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Electric Messiness School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: bronze travel guidebook alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: vermilion locale anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: smoky police squad sex offender everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: vermilion locale so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: smoky police squad sex offender (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: vermilion locale It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: smoky police squad sex offender more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Chestnut National Laser Beams 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: smoky police squad sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Ungodly misanthropic piazza deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Electric Messiness School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: bronze travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: iridescent misunderstood partner church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: orange water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: haunting personal credit line house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Blathering canary gunner prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: smoky police squad sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: smoky police squad sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Violet crusty dingle berry love of her life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: cobalt casino SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: rusted hilarious death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: buck-toothed gold den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: aphrodisiac fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: slimy goyim location The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: ivory party of the first part skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: haunting personal credit line house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: haunting personal credit line house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: haunting personal credit line house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: haunting personal credit line house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: haunting personal credit line house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Sexy public bath selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: haunting personal credit line house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Blathering canary gunner prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: haunting personal credit line house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Curious box office Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: haunting personal credit line house QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Wonderful field blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: learning disabled menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: rusted hilarious death wish (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: awkward whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: awkward whorehouse The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: bronze travel guidebook it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: learning disabled menage when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: bronze travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: rusted hilarious death wish (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#49213065) |