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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
Wild Codepig Jewess
  04/08/23
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lemon violent market
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Jfc
sickened filthpig feces
  04/08/23
To be fair, I can confirm.
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cruel-hearted coffee pot national
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Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get cau...
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Exhilarant Talking Principal's Office
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cruel-hearted coffee pot national
  04/09/23
sure bud
charismatic bearded library
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bistre electric station giraffe
  04/08/23
This is so fucked up.
Vibrant university
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dashing insecure ratface masturbator
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
stirring center crotch
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
Transparent Supple Den Indirect Expression
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
disrespectful sanctuary halford
  04/09/23
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cruel-hearted coffee pot national
  04/09/23
Extremely inspiring poast thanks
Fighting gunner
  04/12/23
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wonderful bat shit crazy rigor school cafeteria
  03/10/24
TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
soul-stirring beta alpha prole
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Deep stead
  04/08/23
Big if true
crimson therapy
  04/08/23
So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
wonderful bat shit crazy rigor school cafeteria
  04/08/23
The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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dashing insecure ratface masturbator
  04/09/23
Tick tock spaceporn
crawly office scourge upon the earth
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
Wine Floppy Associate Menage
  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
crawly office scourge upon the earth
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I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
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cruel-hearted coffee pot national
  04/09/23
Jesus.
Pearl spectacular field
  04/09/23
Jesus ain’t touching this one
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very tactful bull headed ape step-uncle's house
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soul-stirring beta alpha prole
  04/12/23
Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
Wild Codepig Jewess
  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
Wine Floppy Associate Menage
  05/01/23
couple weeks ago. you?
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Vibrant university
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
marvelous low-t stag film
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new here?
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lemon violent market
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
fragrant digit ratio
  05/10/23
Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
Wine Floppy Associate Menage
  05/10/23
I can confirm.
Vibrant university
  05/10/23
throwaway?
fragrant digit ratio
  05/10/23
I can't say more.
Vibrant university
  05/10/23
i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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Vibrant university
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yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
marvelous low-t stag film
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new poaster, first day?
sickened filthpig feces
  05/10/23
like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
marvelous low-t stag film
  05/10/23
This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
Chrome Location
  05/10/23
SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
Transparent Supple Den Indirect Expression
  05/10/23
imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this ...
fragrant digit ratio
  05/10/23
this board is like a schizophrenic AI
Chrome Location
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Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little ...
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Wild Codepig Jewess

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Drunken swashbuckling orchestra pit brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: lemon violent market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: sickened filthpig feces

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible candlestick maker tattoo

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: cruel-hearted coffee pot national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: startled flickering school gaming laptop

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: lemon violent market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant Talking Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: cruel-hearted coffee pot national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: charismatic bearded library

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: bistre electric station giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Vibrant university

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: dashing insecure ratface masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: stirring center crotch

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Transparent Supple Den Indirect Expression

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: disrespectful sanctuary halford

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: cruel-hearted coffee pot national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Fighting gunner

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: wonderful bat shit crazy rigor school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta alpha prole

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Deep stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: crimson therapy

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: wonderful bat shit crazy rigor school cafeteria

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Wild Codepig Jewess

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: dashing insecure ratface masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: crawly office scourge upon the earth

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Wine Floppy Associate Menage

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: crawly office scourge upon the earth

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Wine Floppy Associate Menage

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: cruel-hearted coffee pot national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Pearl spectacular field

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Amber range

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: very tactful bull headed ape step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring beta alpha prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Wild Codepig Jewess

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Wine Floppy Associate Menage

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Wild Codepig Jewess

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Wild Codepig Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Vibrant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: marvelous low-t stag film

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Contagious Sapphire Box Office Roast Beef

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: lemon violent market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: fragrant digit ratio

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Wine Floppy Associate Menage

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Vibrant university

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: fragrant digit ratio

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Vibrant university

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: fragrant digit ratio

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Vibrant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: marvelous low-t stag film

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: sickened filthpig feces

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: marvelous low-t stag film

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Chrome Location

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Transparent Supple Den Indirect Expression

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: fragrant digit ratio

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Chrome Location

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: very tactful bull headed ape step-uncle's house

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: adventurous charcoal skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: very tactful bull headed ape step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: boyish base selfie

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: smoky filthy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: fragrant digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: splenetic legend bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Transparent Supple Den Indirect Expression

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: adventurous charcoal skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: Offensive whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: bistre electric station giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: pink maniacal wagecucks

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: cobalt piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: cruel-hearted coffee pot national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Transparent Supple Den Indirect Expression

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#48360611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: ""''"'''"'



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