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"Everybody Hates Chris" plays as SP Jr gets squanched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx3N0CVmcfc
Blathering institution philosopher-king
  05/16/23
Sam Hyde, poasting pedo shit online, folks
Sexy faggotry
  05/16/23
"daddy, don't make me go back to the playroom..." ...
Shivering Ungodly National Newt
  05/16/23
IRL pedophile, masturbates to children. ^
Sexy faggotry
  05/16/23
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Blathering institution philosopher-king
  05/16/23
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brilliant athletic conference police squad
  05/16/23
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Aphrodisiac crusty messiness feces
  05/16/23
[scene: sp and spjr sitting in dive bar with spjr fidgeting ...
Shivering Ungodly National Newt
  05/16/23
Look, no big "Spaceporn" fan here, but you do mast...
Blathering institution philosopher-king
  05/16/23
that was told in private in the spaceporn harassment groupch...
Shivering Ungodly National Newt
  05/16/23
Shut the fuck up you fucking pedophile piece of shit if I sa...
Sexy faggotry
  05/16/23
Controversial take, but for my money "tough guy chris&q...
Cracking Hissy Fit
  05/16/23
especially because we all know what he looks like. im not su...
Shivering Ungodly National Newt
  05/16/23
What he looks like plus the tears from all his whimpering an...
Cracking Hissy Fit
  05/16/23
To be fair, I would be sputtering too if I had to a share a ...
Blathering institution philosopher-king
  05/16/23
That does sound troubling. I could have done without that im...
Cracking Hissy Fit
  05/16/23
Pedos get got mother fucker Cry out like a little bitch ...
Sexy faggotry
  05/16/23
To be fair, Chris, does the FBI know that you're making d...
useless bawdyhouse
  05/16/23
Anthony Zappin, folks.
Sexy faggotry
  05/16/23
To be fair, I like your new attitude towards outting, hey...
useless bawdyhouse
  05/16/23
Defamatory as hell.
Sexy faggotry
  05/16/23
To be fair, So sue me ;)
useless bawdyhouse
  05/16/23
I’m interested in these third party SEO interference a...
Sexy faggotry
  05/16/23
Anthony?
Sexy faggotry
  05/16/23
To be fair, Oh, NOW you want to draft up an immunity deal...
useless bawdyhouse
  05/16/23
Anthony? What are the damages associated with inferfering w...
Sexy faggotry
  05/16/23
To be fair, Oh well shit -- IMO, if you keep demanding th...
useless bawdyhouse
  05/16/23
Just reminding you what’s fucking what, you piece of s...
Sexy faggotry
  05/16/23
To be fair, Damn! You sure put me in my place, Chris Spin...
useless bawdyhouse
  05/16/23
Horrible. I can see why you don’t have custody of your...
Sexy faggotry
  05/16/23
To be fair, God I wish they would take away "yours&q...
useless bawdyhouse
  05/16/23
Nope! You have nothing! Cope!
Sexy faggotry
  05/16/23
To be fair, SUSPENDED!
useless bawdyhouse
  05/16/23
Do you think he minds photos? https://ibb.co/jz0fQXg
Blathering institution philosopher-king
  05/16/23
Sam Hyde in the poast above me, poasting a church photo and ...
Sexy faggotry
  05/16/23
To be fair, I laff every single time
useless bawdyhouse
  05/16/23
You guys work together a lot, I guess …
Sexy faggotry
  05/16/23
To be fair, *burns another hole in the bathmat with a cig...
useless bawdyhouse
  05/16/23
...
Blathering institution philosopher-king
  05/17/23
Someone should tell that fat bald bastard that Art Garfunkel...
Cracking Hissy Fit
  05/16/23
...
Blathering institution philosopher-king
  05/16/23
...
dead therapy sweet tailpipe
  05/19/23
this is the chinkiest picture I have ever seen LOL
180 electric furnace
  05/19/23
...
Aphrodisiac crusty messiness feces
  05/17/23
To be fair, Holy shit, this is a violent threat! Contacti...
useless bawdyhouse
  05/16/23
Probably should have studied the law a bit harder, Zappin.
Sexy faggotry
  05/16/23
...
brilliant athletic conference police squad
  05/16/23
To be fair, You do know that the arrow is pointing up at ...
useless bawdyhouse
  05/16/23
if I post weird rape shit about my son it’s not funny
Blathering institution philosopher-king
  05/16/23
...
useless bawdyhouse
  05/16/23
Sam Hyde keeps poasting pedo rape fantasies on here.
Sexy faggotry
  05/16/23
Don’t get me cancelled bro I’ve already lost one...
Blathering institution philosopher-king
  05/16/23
You have publicly harassed and defamed me for years, culmina...
Sexy faggotry
  05/16/23
I’m making a sketch about a clown with Down’s sy...
Blathering institution philosopher-king
  05/16/23
wtf does the word "squanch" even mean? i've never ...
Aphrodisiac crusty messiness feces
  05/16/23
spaceporn posted a thread about when he sees women IRL he wa...
Racy depressive party of the first part
  05/16/23
Wtf. I miss a lot of stuff here.
Aphrodisiac crusty messiness feces
  05/16/23
He actually poasted that same thread 4 times, months apart ...
dead therapy sweet tailpipe
  05/19/23
...
Aphrodisiac crusty messiness feces
  05/19/23
great thread
Odious space toaster
  05/17/23
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Blathering institution philosopher-king
  05/17/23
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.,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.
  12/29/25


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Date: May 16th, 2023 3:22 PM
Author: Blathering institution philosopher-king

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx3N0CVmcfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46318893)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:09 PM
Author: Sexy faggotry

Sam Hyde, poasting pedo shit online, folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319125)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:13 PM
Author: Shivering Ungodly National Newt

"daddy, don't make me go back to the playroom..."

[laugh track]

"c'mon son, you know it's hotdog time!"

[laugh track]

"but daddy i'm hungry, you haven't let me out of my cage in days."

*SP puts arm around son*

[camera zooms in]

"it's ok champ. we'll go out for pizza after. you know how much spending our playroom time together means to me."

[sentimental "awwwwww" track plays]

"i just heard of a new place. it's called comet something something?"

[uproarious laugh track]

[zoom in on spjrs wide eyes]

[fake to black as theme song plays]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319147)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:16 PM
Author: Sexy faggotry

IRL pedophile, masturbates to children. ^

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319173)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:17 PM
Author: Blathering institution philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319175)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:20 PM
Author: brilliant athletic conference police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319187)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac crusty messiness feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319192)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:27 PM
Author: Shivering Ungodly National Newt

[scene: sp and spjr sitting in dive bar with spjr fidgeting uncomfortably]

SP: "son, stop messing around and eat your spaghetti"

SPjr: "i feel like i'm sitting on an acorn or something."

SP:"wow champ, save it for home!"

[laugh track]

[waitress appears]

Waitress: "hey, i been meaning to ask ya'll -- are you one of them ped-oh-files"

[audience: oooooooooooh!]

SP: "haha, i get that all the time!"

"well aren't you just ashamed of your self? raping your son in this day in age, i should call cps!"

[laugh track]

SP: "are you mock/defame/threating me? i will never be charged with anything! he's MY son and i can do what i like with him!"

SPjr: "please miss, do something, my life is a living nightmare."

[laugh track]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319217)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Blathering institution philosopher-king

Look, no big "Spaceporn" fan here, but you do masterbate into a jar onto a picture of his son. Not sure if you can make this joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319225)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: Shivering Ungodly National Newt

that was told in private in the spaceporn harassment groupchat you fucking leaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319228)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:33 PM
Author: Sexy faggotry

Shut the fuck up you fucking pedophile piece of shit if I saw you IRL I would fucking crush your skull with one hand while smiling you fucking pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319239)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:34 PM
Author: Cracking Hissy Fit

Controversial take, but for my money "tough guy chris" poasting is among the best on this site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319248)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: Shivering Ungodly National Newt

especially because we all know what he looks like. im not super buff but kicking spaceporns ass would be a Joke. i can't waiting til he starts talking to a real buffmo like hegemon with "come down here and say that to my face!" bravado.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319262)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:40 PM
Author: Cracking Hissy Fit

What he looks like plus the tears from all his whimpering and whining and screeching like an offended little girl all the time. It all just pairs with his tough talk so hilariously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319274)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: Blathering institution philosopher-king

To be fair, I would be sputtering too if I had to a share a message board with the guy who masturbates into a jar onto a picture of the son I rape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319279)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:43 PM
Author: Cracking Hissy Fit

That does sound troubling. I could have done without that image in my mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319288)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:40 PM
Author: Sexy faggotry

Pedos get got mother fucker

Cry out like a little bitch now see if you can get your "homies" to back you now you fucking pedophile jerking off to pics of little kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319278)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:01 PM
Author: useless bawdyhouse

To be fair,

Chris, does the FBI know that you're making death threats to people online now? Or did you forget to tell them that part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319602)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:04 PM
Author: Sexy faggotry

Anthony Zappin, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319616)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:14 PM
Author: useless bawdyhouse

To be fair,

I like your new attitude towards outting, hey I guess if it's OK for you (Christopher Spinelli), it's OK for me!

PS: Christopher Spinelli is a child rapist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319634)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:35 PM
Author: Sexy faggotry

Defamatory as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319693)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: useless bawdyhouse

To be fair,

So sue me ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319731)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:37 PM
Author: Sexy faggotry

I’m interested in these third party SEO interference acts you mentioned. Did this take place and to what degree. And when? 2020? 2021? Tough years for E&K …

Is it something where we’d see the damage once we got into it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319698)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Sexy faggotry

Anthony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319733)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: useless bawdyhouse

To be fair,

Oh, NOW you want to draft up an immunity deal?

Too late, Chris. Stop touching kids, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319736)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:48 PM
Author: Sexy faggotry

Anthony? What are the damages associated with inferfering with our marketing efforts? Said efforts including defaming me online? That’s just incidental to the tortious interference seo placement you yourself confessed to having intimate knowledge of.

That was all just kidding, just joking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319747)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: useless bawdyhouse

To be fair,

Oh well shit -- IMO, if you keep demanding that I answer all of your questions, eventually I'll stop being able to just say "lol shut the fuck you sick ugly pedophile" and I'll be powerless to do anything other than give you what you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319753)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:53 PM
Author: Sexy faggotry

Just reminding you what’s fucking what, you piece of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319762)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:00 PM
Author: useless bawdyhouse

To be fair,

Damn! You sure put me in my place, Chris Spinelli.

Thankfully, unlike your adopted son, my place isn't in your bed with your tiny little cock stuffed inside my asshole. Whew, at least I can take some comfort in that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319776)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:07 PM
Author: Sexy faggotry

Horrible. I can see why you don’t have custody of your kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319798)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:11 PM
Author: useless bawdyhouse

To be fair,

God I wish they would take away "yours"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319813)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Sexy faggotry

Nope! You have nothing! Cope!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319826)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:18 PM
Author: useless bawdyhouse

To be fair,

SUSPENDED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319836)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: Blathering institution philosopher-king

Do you think he minds photos?

https://ibb.co/jz0fQXg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319711)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:46 PM
Author: Sexy faggotry

Sam Hyde in the poast above me, poasting a church photo and harassing members of a church on racial grounds. These are some of the peole he thinks so little of that he poasts a church photo of them all together on an unmoderated 4-Chan like cesspool of a boart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319740)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:48 PM
Author: useless bawdyhouse

To be fair,

I laff every single time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319745)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Sexy faggotry

You guys work together a lot, I guess …

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319750)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: useless bawdyhouse

To be fair,

*burns another hole in the bathmat with a cig*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319755)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 9:21 AM
Author: Blathering institution philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46321695)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 7:09 PM
Author: Cracking Hissy Fit

Someone should tell that fat bald bastard that Art Garfunkel is right behind him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319802)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 8:57 PM
Author: Blathering institution philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46320277)



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Date: May 19th, 2023 3:10 AM
Author: dead therapy sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46330031)



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Date: May 19th, 2023 3:23 AM
Author: 180 electric furnace

this is the chinkiest picture I have ever seen LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46330044)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 9:33 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac crusty messiness feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46321725)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:00 PM
Author: useless bawdyhouse

To be fair,

Holy shit, this is a violent threat! Contacting the police as we speak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319600)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:07 PM
Author: Sexy faggotry

Probably should have studied the law a bit harder, Zappin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319622)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: brilliant athletic conference police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319233)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: useless bawdyhouse

To be fair,

You do know that the arrow is pointing up at your own username right Chris?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319543)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 5:59 PM
Author: Blathering institution philosopher-king

if I post weird rape shit about my son it’s not funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319586)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:00 PM
Author: useless bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319595)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:02 PM
Author: Sexy faggotry

Sam Hyde keeps poasting pedo rape fantasies on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319606)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:04 PM
Author: Blathering institution philosopher-king

Don’t get me cancelled bro I’ve already lost one show

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319615)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:06 PM
Author: Sexy faggotry

You have publicly harassed and defamed me for years, culminating in actual threats earlier this week, Sam Hyde. You are a huge liability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319621)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 6:10 PM
Author: Blathering institution philosopher-king

I’m making a sketch about a clown with Down’s syndrome that rapes kids I think it’s going to be really popular lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319627)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 4:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac crusty messiness feces

wtf does the word "squanch" even mean? i've never heard that before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319178)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Racy depressive party of the first part

spaceporn posted a thread about when he sees women IRL he wants to reach down and "squanch" them

then at some point after people used the term against him he had that thread and many others deleted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46319538)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac crusty messiness feces

Wtf. I miss a lot of stuff here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46320202)



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Date: May 19th, 2023 3:41 AM
Author: dead therapy sweet tailpipe

He actually poasted that same thread 4 times, months apart

All 0 replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46330069)



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Date: May 19th, 2023 6:18 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac crusty messiness feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46330184)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 9:13 AM
Author: Odious space toaster

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46321677)



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Date: May 17th, 2023 9:20 AM
Author: Blathering institution philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#46321692)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: .,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341256&forum_id=2,#49548710)