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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: Jet box office mad-dog skullcap



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:23 PM
Author: angry point

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Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: impertinent den



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:25 PM
Author: Glassy aromatic corner son of senegal

you look over to see if they noticed you beat the level, but they don’t seem to have noticed at all.

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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:28 PM
Author: Jet box office mad-dog skullcap

MegaMan pew pew pew sound through thin bedroom door with privacy lock.

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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:08 PM
Author: Racy corn cake



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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:45 PM
Author: brindle overrated theater stage



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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Contagious patrolman



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Date: September 28th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Jet box office mad-dog skullcap



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Date: September 28th, 2023 6:46 PM
Author: costumed fragrant dopamine

If you're not traumatizing your kids with matrimonial FODIP sounds you're doing it wrong.

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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Jet box office mad-dog skullcap

"I'm pounding out your mother's snatch! There's Gatorade in the garage!"

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Date: September 28th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: angry point

“Grab me one too I’m having a hard time busting in this fat bitch!”

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: Jet box office mad-dog skullcap

"Dad, what's that awful smell?"

"Your mom's skeeted-out puss hole. Awful, ain't it?"

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:36 PM
Author: Transparent stock car friendly grandma

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM
Author: Jet box office mad-dog skullcap

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
Author: translucent ticket booth becky



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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Transparent stock car friendly grandma



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
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Date: March 9th, 2024 3:39 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: translucent ticket booth becky



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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:37 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Location



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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:48 PM
Author: Jet box office mad-dog skullcap

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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:48 PM
Author: topaz bossy circlehead



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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:33 PM
Author: Jet box office mad-dog skullcap

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Erotic Cracking Karate

This is scared, no? You're deep in a sub-sub-sub-dungeon in Legacy of the Wizard, your Xemn character has just annihilated an entire legion of Lightballs and Kraugen across one of its labyrinthine levels, your Starter jacket is draped casually over the desk chair in your bedroom, your Reebok Pumps sitting atop the pile of dirty clothes in the corner near the sliding door of your closet decorated in WWF posters, the cat is sleeping on your bed, you can hear the faint notes of Tom Brokaw describing the deployment of additional forces to Iraq from the television downstairs, and, across the hall, there's the whisper hint of rhythmic grunts coming from your parents' bedroom as your father, all 5' 10" of him, his Levis piled on the floor beside their queen-size waterbed, his arms chiseled from work at the plant, his hairy belly glistening with the sweat of the endeavor, the same hands that gracefully piloted the emerald green Ford Taurus to your split-level abode, $20,000 down, 14% interest signed on the dotted line in the Era of Reagan, mere hours ago now holding down your mother's slender wrists, the left bedecked with a delicate 14k gold HSN watch, the right proudly holding the keepsake bracelet from their eighth anniversary, her arms spread outward, welcoming cruciform, is balls deep inside his lawfully and biblically wedded wife, pounding away, thrust upon thrust, not thinking about the end of the Cold War or the growing value of his pension plan or whether the Reds are going to take game four and embarrass the shit out of the As but simply reveling in the sheer, bestial pleasure of your mother's warm cunt, modestly appointed with a tended but never shorn carpet of curly brunette pubic hair, suitably wet for the occasion, it's never one to complain, never one to reject a properly prepared invitation, especially if she's gotten a little knock at the door beforehand, and life is beautiful in its safe simplicity.

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:53 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Location



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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
Author: Abnormal crimson organic girlfriend personal credit line



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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:56 PM
Author: Jet box office mad-dog skullcap

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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:57 PM
Author: translucent ticket booth becky



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Date: September 28th, 2023 8:59 PM
Author: Glassy aromatic corner son of senegal



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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:55 PM
Author: buck-toothed gay wizard state



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:10 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Appetizing Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:19 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: costumed fragrant dopamine



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 PM
Author: adventurous tanning salon cuckold

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Date: September 29th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Bipolar psychic nursing home



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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:19 PM
Author: Contagious patrolman



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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:26 PM
Author: Vivacious garrison

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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:35 PM
Author: Jet box office mad-dog skullcap



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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:35 PM
Author: boyish property



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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:40 PM
Author: Frozen private investor roast beef



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Date: February 4th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: Grizzly famous landscape painting



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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:17 PM
Author: translucent ticket booth becky



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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Self-absorbed address



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: stirring hilarious main people



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: bearded site

I missed this gem while i was away

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Thriller Gold Legend Set

forgot I wrote this ....

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: bearded site

Great poast, friend

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Thriller Gold Legend Set

Thank. I'm focusing right now on precis vignettes of extreme, bordering on nauseating sexual and moral depravity between well-known political figures--often at separate ideological ends--but should get back to more traditional poasting after next week I think.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: translucent ticket booth becky



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: vonoskar



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: vonoskar



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:24 PM
Author: Stimulating Navy School Cafeteria Brethren



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:26 PM
Author: sepia cuck



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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Charcoal federal keepsake machete toaster

But your father struggles to focus. His mind wanders. He attempts to access his lower brain stem, imaging the unbroken million year line of Great Apes that led to this moment. He concentrates on his purpose, the act of completion, the finality of achieving involuntary orgasm. "Do the deed, Fred," he says to himself. And yet on this chilly October night he is overwhelmed with sentiment.

He remembers his own father a generation before. A distant G-man in a professorial tweed coat, glasses, and a crew cut huddled around other identical men. "Marty, shut off that goddamn negro music." He lifts the needle off the Nat King Cole record. These men have gathered here for a purpose. They are building the world. A former sailor on a patrol boat off the coast of Nagasaki who had collected radioactive garbage had been too young for D-Day. His brother came home covered in invisible wounds, never the same.

They were city planners from the atomic age. Their boss knew Niels Bohr. It was only a matter of time before he was off the clock and could go home and smoke a jazz cigarette with Martha.

Fuck I don't know where this is going. Is it any good?



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: vonoskar

yes

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: ivory cruise ship mental disorder



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Lascivious Cocky International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:35 PM
Author: Rambunctious Brunch Digit Ratio

“See that little Turok cartridge — Kaze Emanuar could optimize it in two minutes. It took Acclaim three months to get it to compile — a whole studio walking very slowly, dying in front and pushing forward behind. And Nintendo walked very slowly backward a few inches a day, third parties scattering into the wind like a million bloody pixels. No Console maker will ever do that again in this generation.”

“Why, they’ve only just gotten the ninth gen underway,” said Caleb, “And gamepass —”

“That’s different. This N64 business couldn’t be done again, not for a long time. The young Losers think they could do it but they couldn’t. They could fight the first holiday season in '96 again but not this. This took religion and years of plenty of Games and tremendous sureties and the exact relation that existed between the classes and their respective Consoles. The Westerners weren’t any good on this front. You had to have a whole-souled sentimental equipment going back further than you could remember. You had to remember Shogatsu, and postcards of the Emperor and his fiancée, and little cafés in Shirakawa and beer gardens in Sapporo and weddings at the Kamigamo Jinja, and going to the Yūshun, and your grandfather’s hanafuda cards.”

“Yamuachi invented this kind of battle in Kyoto in eighty- five.”

“No, he didn’t — he just invented a system of game licensure. This kind of battle was invented by Ralph Baer and Masayuki Uemura and whoever wrote Kyōkasho, and country Sōryo bowling and daibo in Kanazawa and girls seduced in the back lanes of Osaka and Nara. Why, this was a love battle — there was a century of salaryman love spent here. This was the last love battle.”

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Date: September 29th, 2023 1:58 AM
Author: submissive house place of business

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Date: October 6th, 2023 9:08 PM
Author: gaped odious useless brakes



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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: vigorous nudist regret love of her life

Your grandparents going at it missionary while your parents go at it doggie style on Fri night while you play Nintendo

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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: Jet box office mad-dog skullcap

Well now that's just crazy talk.

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Date: September 29th, 2023 5:17 PM
Author: Erotic Cracking Karate



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Date: October 6th, 2023 9:04 PM
Author: Jet box office mad-dog skullcap



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Date: October 13th, 2023 8:38 PM
Author: Jet box office mad-dog skullcap



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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: Jet box office mad-dog skullcap



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Date: November 4th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: jade chest-beating roommate



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Date: November 17th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: Jet box office mad-dog skullcap



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Date: March 9th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Jet box office mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Dull telephone

Moms are 180?

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Date: October 31st, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: Dashing rehab wrinkle

All is right with the world.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Lemon galvanic base macaca

you here ur dad yell "blow it bitch!" but ur cartridge it working perfectly fine

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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: vonoskar



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