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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
bespoke bistre stage boistinker
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Bossy rehab elastic band
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Bright flickering alpha
  03/02/24
...
floppy tanning salon
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Bateful saffron resort
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Bossy rehab elastic band
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Bateful saffron resort
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Bossy rehab elastic band
  03/02/24
lmao
Bisexual school psychic
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
Massive hissy fit
  03/03/24
...
thriller disrespectful forum
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
razzle-dazzle pearly piazza
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
bespoke bistre stage boistinker
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Aromatic Temple Stain
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
bespoke bistre stage boistinker
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Aromatic Temple Stain
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
scarlet abode
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
big garnet lay
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
histrionic regret
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Cheese-eating federal gaming laptop
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Silver Pervert Cruise Ship
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Exciting Magical Telephone
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Stirring love of her life dopamine
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Green windowlicker yarmulke
  03/02/24
...
bonkers jet genital piercing hell
  03/02/24
...
charismatic metal sneaky criminal mother
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
bonkers jet genital piercing hell
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
charismatic metal sneaky criminal mother
  03/02/24
...
Bisexual school psychic
  03/03/24
...
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  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
bespoke bistre stage boistinker
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Greedy disturbing garrison
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
bespoke bistre stage boistinker
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Greedy disturbing garrison
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Heady charcoal nursing home
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Bateful saffron resort
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
bespoke bistre stage boistinker
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Pink nudist legend
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
bespoke bistre stage boistinker
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Infuriating swashbuckling sound barrier boiling water
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
lime wonderful home laser beams
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
bespoke bistre stage boistinker
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Rusted tripping range feces
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Cheese-eating federal gaming laptop
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
big garnet lay
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Stirring love of her life dopamine
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
scarlet abode
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Stirring love of her life dopamine
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Fishy theater stage
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
Lake native really tough guy
  03/03/24
"shit"
Exciting Magical Telephone
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
Sticky passionate rigpig set
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
White rebellious roommate
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
Lake native really tough guy
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Mildly Autistic Whorehouse Messiness
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Grizzly Box Office
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
effete sanctuary
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
Cerebral Field
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
bespoke bistre stage boistinker
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
sickened factory reset button
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
bespoke bistre stage boistinker
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Aromatic Temple Stain
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
bespoke bistre stage boistinker
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
razzle-dazzle pearly piazza
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Lake native really tough guy
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
Gaped State Travel Guidebook
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
bespoke bistre stage boistinker
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
Gaped State Travel Guidebook
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
bespoke bistre stage boistinker
  03/11/24
...
Shivering Fluffy Market Stock Car
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
scarlet abode
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
French Apoplectic Menage Nowag
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Stirring love of her life dopamine
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Stirring love of her life dopamine
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/11/24
...
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  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/11/24
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  03/11/24
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thriller disrespectful forum
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
bespoke bistre stage boistinker
  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
bespoke bistre stage boistinker
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
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  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
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  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
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  03/13/24
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floppy tanning salon
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Insanely creepy drunken shrine fortuitous meteor
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
French Apoplectic Menage Nowag
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
Erotic electric furnace orchestra pit
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Mildly Autistic Whorehouse Messiness
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Grizzly Box Office
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
sickened factory reset button
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
contagious karate national
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
bespoke bistre stage boistinker
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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big garnet lay
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
bespoke bistre stage boistinker
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
floppy tanning salon
  03/16/24
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Shivering Fluffy Market Stock Car
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
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  03/16/24
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scarlet abode
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
Grizzly Box Office
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage boistinker

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Bossy rehab elastic band

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Bright flickering alpha

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: floppy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Bateful saffron resort

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Bossy rehab elastic band

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Bateful saffron resort

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Bossy rehab elastic band

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Bisexual school psychic

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Massive hissy fit

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: thriller disrespectful forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pearly piazza

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage boistinker

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Aromatic Temple Stain

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage boistinker

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Aromatic Temple Stain

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: scarlet abode

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: big garnet lay

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: histrionic regret

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Cheese-eating federal gaming laptop

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Silver Pervert Cruise Ship

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Exciting Magical Telephone

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Stirring love of her life dopamine

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Green windowlicker yarmulke

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: bonkers jet genital piercing hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: charismatic metal sneaky criminal mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: bonkers jet genital piercing hell

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: charismatic metal sneaky criminal mother

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Bisexual school psychic



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: stimulating transparent institution main people



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling snowy macaca gunner

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage boistinker

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Greedy disturbing garrison

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage boistinker

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Greedy disturbing garrison

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Heady charcoal nursing home

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Bateful saffron resort

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage boistinker

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Pink nudist legend

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage boistinker

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Infuriating swashbuckling sound barrier boiling water

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: lime wonderful home laser beams

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage boistinker

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Rusted tripping range feces

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating federal gaming laptop

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: big garnet lay

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Stirring love of her life dopamine

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: scarlet abode

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Stirring love of her life dopamine

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Fishy theater stage

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Lake native really tough guy

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Exciting Magical Telephone

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Sticky passionate rigpig set

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: White rebellious roommate

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Nighttime Chrome School Cafeteria

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Tan Multi-billionaire

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Lake native really tough guy

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Whorehouse Messiness

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Grizzly Box Office

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: effete sanctuary

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Cerebral Field

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage boistinker

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: sickened factory reset button

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage boistinker

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Aromatic Temple Stain

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage boistinker

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pearly piazza

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Lake native really tough guy

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Gaped State Travel Guidebook

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage boistinker

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Gaped State Travel Guidebook

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage boistinker

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Shivering Fluffy Market Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: scarlet abode

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: French Apoplectic Menage Nowag

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Stirring love of her life dopamine

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Stirring love of her life dopamine

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Silver Pervert Cruise Ship

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: French Apoplectic Menage Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Gaped State Travel Guidebook

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: dashing lilac ape

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: thriller disrespectful forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage boistinker

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: razzle orchid water buffalo prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Diverse gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage boistinker

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating federal gaming laptop

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Insanely creepy drunken shrine fortuitous meteor

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: contagious karate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: spectacular voyeur haunted graveyard

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: floppy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Insanely creepy drunken shrine fortuitous meteor

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: French Apoplectic Menage Nowag

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Erotic electric furnace orchestra pit

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Whorehouse Messiness

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Grizzly Box Office

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: sickened factory reset button

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: contagious karate national

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage boistinker

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: big garnet lay

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: vermilion kitty principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: vengeful beady-eyed marketing idea theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: comical bearded death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Shivering Fluffy Market Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: slippery goyim weed whacker

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Cheese-eating federal gaming laptop

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Insanely creepy drunken shrine fortuitous meteor

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: bespoke bistre stage boistinker

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Arousing Bbw

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: big garnet lay

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: vivacious blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: bespoke bistre stage boistinker

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: floppy tanning salon

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Shivering Fluffy Market Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: talking salmon party of the first part

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Boyish spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz point

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: chest-beating sexy pisswyrm old irish cottage

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: scarlet abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Grizzly Box Office

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: canary church building friendly grandma

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: razzle orchid water buffalo prole

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Aggressive appetizing location

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: spectacular voyeur haunted graveyard

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Gaped State Travel Guidebook

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: godawful jade milk

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#49545077)