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Imagine being the person who got bullied by Travis Kelce as a kid

Probably the worst possible life outcome. No matter what you...
aromatic nibblets
  09/12/24
I think there are worse life outcomes than that tbh
Heady Deer Antler Property
  09/12/24
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khaki location famous landscape painting
  09/12/24
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cracking maniacal school cafeteria halford
  09/12/24
No one thinks about their bully in middle age.
well-lubricated hairraiser institution
  09/12/24
I guarantee you the kid he used to nuggie is looking at all ...
aromatic nibblets
  09/12/24
Well he seems to be a rentboy for BIGMEDIA attached by fake ...
Razzmatazz pink center sex offender
  09/12/24
lol cr.
Soul-stirring orange gay wizard water buffalo
  09/12/24
CR, life does not seem chill at all
excitant buck-toothed personal credit line locus
  09/12/24
He has definitively fucked Taylor Swift in any position he w...
sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs
  09/12/24
i dont want to fuck her in any position lol. shes like 40.
Soul-stirring orange gay wizard water buffalo
  09/12/24
XO poasters definitely rejecting TSwift because she's too ol...
sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs
  09/12/24
have you ever been around a millennial woman over the age of...
Soul-stirring orange gay wizard water buffalo
  09/12/24
Would u fuck Margaret Thatcher just bc she was famous
Razzmatazz pink center sex offender
  09/12/24
tyft, i lol'ed
Provocative idiot theatre
  09/12/24
It depends. What is she wearing and is this before she died...
sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs
  09/12/24
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Razzmatazz pink center sex offender
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Big Dragon National
  09/12/24
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Razzmatazz pink center sex offender
  09/12/24
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peach floppy hell
  09/12/24
people who were actually bullied definitely do.
Hyperactive Twinkling Uncleanness
  09/12/24
Taylor Swift is a pop star? I thought she was a country sing...
wine laughsome piazza regret
  09/12/24
XO tends to exaggerate
sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs
  09/12/24
Maybe he was a chill bro who defended weaker kids from bulli...
Mind-boggling swollen market
  09/12/24
Can almost guarantee he was the chill bro or at least not a ...
mischievous mad cow disease gas station
  09/13/24
Now imagine you got bullied by TRUMP
bateful hospital windowlicker
  09/12/24
think of the upside - if you kill your bully as an adult in ...
Deep kitty cat
  09/12/24
You could also find a way to kill him that isn't immediately...
sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs
  09/12/24
how do you intend to casually poison travis kelce
submissive parlour mental disorder
  09/12/24
Blowgun at an autograph signing event. He won't even notice...
sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs
  09/12/24
(newman)
Alcoholic boyish fat ankles
  09/12/24
he's travis kelce not scott tenorman
Sooty passionate range
  09/12/24
Nobody does this for some reason
Flushed Lettuce
  09/12/24
One of my bullies died of a drug overdose, not flame. I saw ...
irradiated cheese-eating ratface antidepressant drug
  09/12/24
were u ever a little attracted to him?
Tripping Dilemma Milk
  09/12/24
Maybe, but I was pretty asexual as a teenager.
irradiated cheese-eating ratface antidepressant drug
  09/12/24
"one of my bullies" lmao how many were there
Soul-stirring orange gay wizard water buffalo
  09/12/24
lol
Sooty passionate range
  09/12/24
180
Iridescent pervert spot
  09/12/24
(Guy who just got added to annual bully facebook audit list)
fighting locale french chef
  09/12/24
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Histrionic fuchsia queen of the night
  09/13/24
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Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  10/02/25
So you were a pussy then and a pussy now? He's probably up ...
sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs
  09/12/24
How dare you
irradiated cheese-eating ratface antidepressant drug
  09/12/24
Can you imagine being bullied by this pussy: https://s.yi...
Sooty passionate range
  09/12/24
I looked at her ugly legs again. There are definitely biglaw...
Sooty passionate range
  09/12/24
180
Iridescent pervert spot
  09/12/24
Heh, I went to school with someone who went on to become a r...
Useless Crackhouse Boltzmann
  09/12/24
It's OK. You can use my name on here, Melvin.
Sooty passionate range
  09/12/24
Give me your first initial
Useless Crackhouse Boltzmann
  09/12/24
C, as in Chad.
Sooty passionate range
  09/12/24
The dood I'm thinking of knows better than brag about his lo...
Useless Crackhouse Boltzmann
  09/12/24
(guy who went to school with Michael Berryman)
sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs
  09/12/24
Steve Buscemi seems like he's pretty cool
Vigorous Roast Beef
  09/12/24
...
Useless Crackhouse Boltzmann
  09/12/24
TS is nowhere near the biggest pop star in civilization. Sh...
know-it-all smoky pisswyrm
  09/13/24
You're just old. Beatles and MJ are irrelevant today. Peop...
sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs
  09/13/24
To be fair, "Nobody under 40 knows any Beatles or MJ...
Soggy Kitchen Legend
  09/13/24
? You're just old Claire. Walk up to a 25 year old and ask ...
sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs
  09/13/24
Now do the Beach Boys
Useless Crackhouse Boltzmann
  09/13/24
I imagined it and got really horny
wine laughsome piazza regret
  09/13/24
My family moved to a new city when I was in 7th grade. Ther...
Amethyst Appetizing Gunner
  09/13/24
Out of curiosity, are you jewish?
khaki location famous landscape painting
  09/13/24
Wow
aromatic nibblets
  09/13/24
Wow, what does your Rabbi think about all this?
sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs
  09/13/24
I enjoyed this anecdote (or fantasy) but i need help resolvi...
Azure step-uncle's house toaster
  09/13/24
I've bought 2 homes now and both times nobody asked me to si...
Amethyst Appetizing Gunner
  09/13/24
Skipping right past the Jewish questions is all the answer I...
sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs
  09/13/24
what kind of retard would sign a "buyer's contract"...
Vigorous Roast Beef
  09/13/24
I guess it’s called a Buyer’s Agency Agreement. ...
Azure step-uncle's house toaster
  09/13/24
These things vary widely state to state
Drunken native
  09/13/24
Weird to carry a grudge that long if he had already been lif...
Useless Crackhouse Boltzmann
  09/13/24
...
irradiated cheese-eating ratface antidepressant drug
  09/13/24
Bullies are usually hangers-on and losers. Jocks were usuall...
mischievous mad cow disease gas station
  09/13/24
I'm impressed by all the poasters who had their very own ded...
twinkling demanding degenerate love of her life
  09/13/24
It's like a concierge service
sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs
  09/14/24
Hello, let me introduce myself. I will be your assigned bull...
twinkling demanding degenerate love of her life
  09/14/24


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Date: September 12th, 2024 6:22 PM
Author: aromatic nibblets

Probably the worst possible life outcome. No matter what you do or what you accomplish or who you marry your bully is a multi millionaire 3x Super Bowl champion and dating the biggest pop star in the history of civilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082383)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: Heady Deer Antler Property

I think there are worse life outcomes than that tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082396)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: khaki location famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082824)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: cracking maniacal school cafeteria halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48083059)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: well-lubricated hairraiser institution

No one thinks about their bully in middle age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082400)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:40 PM
Author: aromatic nibblets

I guarantee you the kid he used to nuggie is looking at all his success and thinking “there is no justice”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082813)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pink center sex offender

Well he seems to be a rentboy for BIGMEDIA attached by fake relationship contract to one of the most notoriously artificial and image obsessed pop icons in the biz

You can look at that and call it heaven but it looks like hell to me man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082821)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring orange gay wizard water buffalo

lol cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082830)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: excitant buck-toothed personal credit line locus

CR, life does not seem chill at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082834)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs

He has definitively fucked Taylor Swift in any position he wants to. It's at worst purgatory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082857)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring orange gay wizard water buffalo

i dont want to fuck her in any position lol. shes like 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082861)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs

XO poasters definitely rejecting TSwift because she's too old. Happens all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082867)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring orange gay wizard water buffalo

have you ever been around a millennial woman over the age of 25 or so its not that much fun lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082880)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pink center sex offender

Would u fuck Margaret Thatcher just bc she was famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082906)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Provocative idiot theatre

tyft, i lol'ed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082912)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs

It depends. What is she wearing and is this before she died?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082914)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pink center sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082916)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Big Dragon National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082918)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pink center sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082927)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: peach floppy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48083437)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:47 PM
Author: Hyperactive Twinkling Uncleanness

people who were actually bullied definitely do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082839)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: wine laughsome piazza regret

Taylor Swift is a pop star? I thought she was a country singer and only famous online

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082826)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs

XO tends to exaggerate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082828)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling swollen market

Maybe he was a chill bro who defended weaker kids from bullies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082831)



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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: mischievous mad cow disease gas station

Can almost guarantee he was the chill bro or at least not a bully.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48084918)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: bateful hospital windowlicker

Now imagine you got bullied by TRUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082832)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:47 PM
Author: Deep kitty cat

think of the upside - if you kill your bully as an adult in a revenge attack, you're just a murderer, and it probably won't get beyond the local news. if you kill your bully and the bully is famous, you become a nationally-recognized assassin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082836)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs

You could also find a way to kill him that isn't immediately traceable-- say poison-- and be pretty far down the suspect list. They're naturally going to think Taylor Swift stalkers, football players he had confrontations with, gamblers who got overzealous, etc. Nobody is going to think to investigate some guy the deceased bullied twenty years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082853)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: submissive parlour mental disorder

how do you intend to casually poison travis kelce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082923)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs

Blowgun at an autograph signing event. He won't even notice it at the time and when he keels over it will have fallen out and they won't find it. Be sure my prints aren't on the dart just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082953)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Alcoholic boyish fat ankles

(newman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48083058)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:30 PM
Author: Sooty passionate range

he's travis kelce not scott tenorman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082987)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 8:56 PM
Author: Flushed Lettuce

Nobody does this for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082864)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: irradiated cheese-eating ratface antidepressant drug

One of my bullies died of a drug overdose, not flame. I saw the Facebook post about his "passing" and was tempted to write something nasty. I didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082960)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:27 PM
Author: Tripping Dilemma Milk

were u ever a little attracted to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082964)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: irradiated cheese-eating ratface antidepressant drug

Maybe, but I was pretty asexual as a teenager.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082996)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring orange gay wizard water buffalo

"one of my bullies" lmao how many were there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082967)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: Sooty passionate range

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082989)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Iridescent pervert spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48083004)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: fighting locale french chef

(Guy who just got added to annual bully facebook audit list)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48083372)



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Date: September 13th, 2024 3:14 AM
Author: Histrionic fuchsia queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48083683)



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Date: October 2nd, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#49320884)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs

So you were a pussy then and a pussy now? He's probably up in heaven, high on God's forgiveness all the time, and laughs at you as you toil away in a grocery store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082993)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: irradiated cheese-eating ratface antidepressant drug

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48082998)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Sooty passionate range

Can you imagine being bullied by this pussy:

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/RJzRGrIjsa7DV8MGGhRCdg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTI0MDA7aD0zNTk4/https://media.zenfs.com/en/us_magazine_896/1bba71cf7eb9411c61009da0492e24a4

BTW Taylor Swift is rich and whatever but probably 35th percentile for puss you could be slaying as a 3x Super Bowl winner worth hundreds of millions. He seems like a dumb fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48083009)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:36 PM
Author: Sooty passionate range

I looked at her ugly legs again. There are definitely biglaw counsel and partners (35+ years old) who are more attractive than her. LJL at Travis fucking this blown out cat lady.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48083020)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:37 PM
Author: Iridescent pervert spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48083023)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:36 PM
Author: Useless Crackhouse Boltzmann

Heh, I went to school with someone who went on to become a rich celebrity. He started getting movie gigs when he was still young, and he was a dick about it and most people hated his guts, but after a while we all just accepted the fact that this asshole was only getting richer and more famous with each passing year. I hear through the grapevine that "he's changed" but I don't believe it. It's kinda lulzy to imagine him wanting to repair his image with ppl he knew from childhood though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48083016)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:37 PM
Author: Sooty passionate range

It's OK. You can use my name on here, Melvin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48083022)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: Useless Crackhouse Boltzmann

Give me your first initial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48083025)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Sooty passionate range

C, as in Chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48083029)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Useless Crackhouse Boltzmann

The dood I'm thinking of knows better than brag about his looks. If anything, looking weird is what got him started in the industry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48083064)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs

(guy who went to school with Michael Berryman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48083079)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: Vigorous Roast Beef

Steve Buscemi seems like he's pretty cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48083159)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Useless Crackhouse Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48083388)



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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:04 AM
Author: know-it-all smoky pisswyrm

TS is nowhere near the biggest pop star in civilization. She doesn’t come close to the cultural relevance of the Beatles or Michael Jackson. I couldn’t even name a single TS song. But everybody knows Beatles or MJ songs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48083665)



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Date: September 13th, 2024 10:07 AM
Author: sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs

You're just old. Beatles and MJ are irrelevant today. People today might have heard of them, but if they're under 40 they don't listen to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48084226)



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Date: September 13th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Soggy Kitchen Legend

To be fair,

"Nobody under 40 knows any Beatles or MJ songs!"

Haha yeah haha. (((Brilliant Pumos))) dropping #facts here, folx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48084786)



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Date: September 13th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs

? You're just old Claire. Walk up to a 25 year old and ask about it, you'll get blank stares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48084792)



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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: Useless Crackhouse Boltzmann

Now do the Beach Boys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48085368)



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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:10 AM
Author: wine laughsome piazza regret

I imagined it and got really horny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5593793&forum_id=2,#48083670)



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Date: September 13th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Amethyst Appetizing Gunner

My family moved to a new city when I was in 7th grade. There was a shitty kid who bullied the fuck out of me because I was new and didn't know anyone. He would do stuff like pantsing me in front of girls at PE underwear and all to breaking my hand when he shoved my locker door shut while I was reaching in for my books. He wasn't popular either but one of those guys who punched down to maintain his place in the social hierarchy. Later on in high school he ended up apologizing to me for his behavior, and I acted like it was cool but I hold grudges.

Fast forward to last year, we are in our late 30s. He ended up becoming a middling real estate agent - the kind you can tell is generally struggling to maek it and is spamming facebook and leaving flyers on porches. I was in looking for a home in the $1.75 million range, so I responded to one of his facebook spam posts and asked him to help me with my search. He was over the moon when he responded because the commission would be the biggest he'd ever earned.

I spend the next 8 months sending this guy on all sorts of wild chases to find me the perfect property. I decline to make offers on all kinds of good homes, blaming it on my wife. He is working frantically and stressing out about ignoring his other clients, but I assured him that we were close, very close. He told me he was behind on his bills but that once we closed on a home he'd be able to catch up on all that and more.

Finally my wife finds the perfect home for her while browsing through redfin. I call up another friend who is a RE agent to submit an offer for us. Bully finds out, is distraught, angry, dismayed, everything and calls me practically sobbing. I told him that was for my broken hand, fucker.

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Date: September 13th, 2024 12:46 PM
Author: khaki location famous landscape painting

Out of curiosity, are you jewish?

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Date: September 13th, 2024 12:49 PM
Author: aromatic nibblets

Wow

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Date: September 13th, 2024 12:49 PM
Author: sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs

Wow, what does your Rabbi think about all this?

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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Azure step-uncle's house toaster

I enjoyed this anecdote (or fantasy) but i need help resolving why bully faggot didn't have you sign a faggot buyer's contract and then sue you for his commission after you made a purchase without involving his faggot ass. I assume this is the first thing they teach gay retards in real estate training class 101.

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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Amethyst Appetizing Gunner

I've bought 2 homes now and both times nobody asked me to sign a contract so I dont know what you're talking about.

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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:56 PM
Author: sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs

Skipping right past the Jewish questions is all the answer I need from you brother

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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Vigorous Roast Beef

what kind of retard would sign a "buyer's contract". plenty of agents will do the leg work for no commitment to get the deal.

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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Azure step-uncle's house toaster

I guess it’s called a Buyer’s Agency Agreement. I had the impression it’s a routine thing to protect the faggot agent in exactly this kind of scenario. I have only purchased for sale by owner properties without a retard agent because I can perform internet searches and know how to consult a treatise or guidebook. Although I haven’t purchased during a hot market so maybe I’ll need a car- salesman-turned-real-estate GED-holding retard one day.

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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Drunken native

These things vary widely state to state

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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Useless Crackhouse Boltzmann

Weird to carry a grudge that long if he had already been lifepwned. My 10-year HS reunion was 180 because so many people had already gotten lifepwned, and multiple people were doing rounds of apologies.

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Date: September 13th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: irradiated cheese-eating ratface antidepressant drug



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Date: September 13th, 2024 1:25 PM
Author: mischievous mad cow disease gas station

Bullies are usually hangers-on and losers. Jocks were usually pretty chill unless they were also really dumb. Bullies are almost always dumb.

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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: twinkling demanding degenerate love of her life

I'm impressed by all the poasters who had their very own dedicated bully. Is this a prestige thing?

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Date: September 14th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: sapphire vibrant ticket booth hairy legs

It's like a concierge service

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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: twinkling demanding degenerate love of her life

Hello, let me introduce myself. I will be your assigned bully. It will be my pleasure to beat the crap out of you from time to time. Enjoy. Tips are always appreciated.

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