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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur* Well, that’s a sh...
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
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sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film a...
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: kink-friendly temple rigpig



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Pontificating Base Filthpig

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49104890)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: kink-friendly temple rigpig



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: henna dashing piazza mood



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: greedy jew



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: olive geriatric location cuckold

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49104906)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Pontificating Base Filthpig



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: kink-friendly temple rigpig



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: carmine karate milk



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: kink-friendly temple rigpig

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: henna dashing piazza mood



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Violent Spot



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: henna dashing piazza mood



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: greedy jew

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49105868)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: kink-friendly temple rigpig

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: crimson set laser beams



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: Racy useless step-uncle's house quadroon

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49104974)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: kink-friendly temple rigpig



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Charcoal disgusting gunner



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: henna dashing piazza mood



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: bisexual senate factory reset button



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: henna dashing piazza mood

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49105164)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: kink-friendly temple rigpig

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49105167)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: henna dashing piazza mood

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49105177)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: kink-friendly temple rigpig

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49105819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Arousing Striped Hyena Stage

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49105171)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: kink-friendly temple rigpig



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: henna dashing piazza mood



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: carmine karate milk



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: idiotic naked doctorate clown



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: sienna indecent brethren trailer park

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49105213)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: henna dashing piazza mood



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: kink-friendly temple rigpig



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Arousing Striped Hyena Stage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: crimson set laser beams



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: greedy jew

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49105893)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Retired of Gorona virus 9/14/2021



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