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Two crazy quotes I heard from my wife’s company in the last week (not flame)
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Date: September 4th, 2025 2:08 AM Author: clarks I’m retired as you all know after I sold my porn company for millions. My wife still works because I refuse to pay for health insurance and she’s bored so I’ve paid more attention to her career. I also have been with her forever and she’s 180 and works WFH most of the time (why I hate wfh that shit is for females).
1. We were at a funeral for the dad of a guy (call him worker 1) who couldn’t have kids. They had a big family and there was this one guy (worker 2) who always mocked the worker 1 for not being able to have kids but not to worker 1’s face. Apparent worker 2 went to everyone’s funeral in worker 1’s family. Aunts uncles cousins of worker 1’s aunts. Crazy shit. Worker 1 thanked worker 2 and was like you always come to my family funerals. Why do you do that I appreciate it. Worker 2 said “because each funeral to me it’s like celebrating a dying breed.”
A full fist fight broke out and everyone had to get involved.
2. 6’7 guy talked at some guys retirement party. Guy retiring was like 63. The 6’7 guy was 27. Im hammer laughing wondering why he’s talking like what kind of relationship could they have. The 6’7 guy says “now that you’re retired you don’t have to hide the fact that you suck cock. You can come out of the closet and the company and coworkers won’t judge you anymore!”
The room was filled with about 200 people all hysterically laughing. Made me realize how much height matters. This one chick was laughing and my wife told me later that she would flip if anyone ever made a gay joke because she has some gay friend in California. But she made an exception bc he’s tall apparently.
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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:34 AM Author: ..,;,.,;,.,;;,.,..,.,.,;... this sounds like the kind of stuff migrant workers do all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769693&forum_id=2,#49235832) |
Date: September 4th, 2025 2:12 AM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769693&forum_id=2,#49235499) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 2:12 AM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) A full fist fight broke out and everyone had to get involved. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769693&forum_id=2,#49235500) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 2:30 AM Author: No pants Mance It all sounds like bad flame hollywood writing. Or you live in some POS town with bunch of kooks and faggots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769693&forum_id=2,#49235516) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:26 AM Author: clarks Hollywood? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769693&forum_id=2,#49235812) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:27 AM Author: gin and eschatonic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769693&forum_id=2,#49235817) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,. One time at a family reunion (we’re mostly shortmos) I mentioned to my aunts a moderately funny comment that my cousin’s 6’6” Chad fiancé made earlier in the day, and just the power of the fact that a 6’6” Chad was the one who said it was enough to make my aunts burst out in hysterical laughter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769693&forum_id=2,#49235856) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: ""''"'" what was the comment? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769693&forum_id=2,#49235866) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:54 AM Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,. a few of us were loading a bunch of folding chairs into my uncle’s van and my slacker cousin was just sitting there playing on his new phone while we did all the work and 6’6” Chad goes “hey Ryan, does that phone have a load the tables and chairs app on it?”
moderately funny but when I relayed the story to my aunts a couple hours later they were laughing so hard that it probably made them wet |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:46 AM Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts Okay, I am convinced that you are Johnsmeyer now, operating under the clarks umbrella (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769693&forum_id=2,#49235864) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: clarks Nope just clarks. Jm and me have both been around for decades. Cant be two people at once. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769693&forum_id=2,#49235880) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: [insert moniker of stupid retarded faggot] Those are crazy stories clarks lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769693&forum_id=2,#49235878) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:53 AM Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..,.. worker 2 seems like a major fag. 6'7" bro seems like a retard though it would be funny to see something like that irl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769693&forum_id=2,#49235896) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:14 AM Author: dirigible behemothaur hi your post is poorly written and difficult to understand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769693&forum_id=2,#49235957) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:15 AM Author: clarks Sorry is there some Asian translation I can enter it into? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769693&forum_id=2,#49235964) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: cuck jr jr flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769693&forum_id=2,#49235976) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:30 AM Author: you\'re the puppet Surely not! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769693&forum_id=2,#49235984) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: cuck jr jr Stfu Mandy you retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769693&forum_id=2,#49236002) |