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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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Walnut Heady Office Giraffe
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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This poast blew my mind, not flame
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Indecent supple dog poop

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Orchid Striped Hyena Dilemma



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: At-the-ready Native Preventive Strike

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: ivory big range toaster

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: razzmatazz pisswyrm station

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: deranged travel guidebook



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: razzmatazz pisswyrm station



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

!!!

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Black school



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Nudist Resort Messiness



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: grizzly big-titted candlestick maker lay

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: grizzly big-titted candlestick maker lay

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Concupiscible site jap



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: cyan vibrant half-breed party of the first part



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: talented fishy plaza private investor

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Dark Legend

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Hateful Charcoal Crackhouse Degenerate

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: lime whorehouse mexican

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Dark Legend

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic Forum Lettuce

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Orchid Striped Hyena Dilemma



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Racy well-lubricated faggot firefighter

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Alcoholic Forum Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Alcoholic Forum Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Passionate friendly grandma area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: buck-toothed institution multi-billionaire

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: buck-toothed institution multi-billionaire

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: buck-toothed institution multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: buck-toothed institution multi-billionaire

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: magical elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: grizzly big-titted candlestick maker lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: curious tanning salon

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: curious tanning salon

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: curious tanning salon

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Drab Stirring Locale Idiot

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Walnut Heady Office Giraffe



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



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