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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
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  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
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  01/05/14
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exhilarant property
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
big address
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
big address
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
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  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
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  06/25/12
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Irradiated School Private Investor
  06/25/12
literally rofling
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  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Light Antidepressant Drug Piazza
  08/02/12
crying
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  08/29/12
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  02/22/13
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  08/21/13
lost my shit
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  03/19/14
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  06/27/14
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pungent orchestra pit
  06/27/14
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hyperactive cerebral base trust fund
  09/14/17
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charismatic kitchen crotch
  07/20/18
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  02/09/19
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Titillating Honey-headed University Reading Party
  07/11/19
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Primrose Hospital Macaca
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
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  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
big address
  06/25/12
cop
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  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
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  06/25/12
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mind-boggling erotic incel
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
talented brindle regret
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Know-it-all Space
  08/02/12
...
unhinged aquamarine jew
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
stirring windowlicker
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
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  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
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  06/25/12
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  10/07/14
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  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Know-it-all Space
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Yellow Spot
  08/21/13
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big address
  06/25/12
...
trip theater stage
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
comical grizzly double fault
  06/25/12
...
unhinged aquamarine jew
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Sapphire pozpig
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
big address
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
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  06/25/12
...
big address
  06/26/12
...
unhinged aquamarine jew
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
boyish resort generalized bond
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
big address
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
unholy electric foreskin
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
wonderful dingle berry
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
big address
  08/02/12
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big address
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Light Antidepressant Drug Piazza
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Know-it-all Space
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Know-it-all Space
  08/02/12
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  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
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  08/02/12
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  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Know-it-all Space
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
wonderful dingle berry
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
big address
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
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  08/06/12
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  08/08/12
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  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
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frozen home
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
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  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Mentally impaired parlour karate
  08/21/13
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Know-it-all Space
  02/22/13
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unhinged aquamarine jew
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Mentally impaired parlour karate
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Yellow Spot
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Mentally impaired parlour karate
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Laughsome topaz idea he suggested
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Yellow Spot
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
pearl sandwich heaven
  08/21/13
180
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HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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  12/08/14
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  12/11/14
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
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  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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Chest-beating deer antler love of her life
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Know-it-all Space
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the man is a champion.
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  01/29/18
where did he go
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  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
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  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: big address

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: histrionic box office

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: exhilarant property



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: big address

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: big address

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: big address

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: big address

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling erotic incel

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: obsidian anal striped hyena alpha



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Irradiated School Private Investor

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Faggot Firefighter Sweet Tailpipe

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Light Antidepressant Drug Piazza

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: pearly giraffe locale

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Low-t Gay Wizard Stage



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Mentally impaired parlour karate



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Vermilion plaza weed whacker

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Laughsome topaz idea he suggested



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: pungent orchestra pit



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: hyperactive cerebral base trust fund



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: charismatic kitchen crotch



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: charismatic kitchen crotch



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Titillating Honey-headed University Reading Party



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Primrose Hospital Macaca



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: walnut hissy fit philosopher-king

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: big address

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: obsidian anal striped hyena alpha

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: obsidian anal striped hyena alpha

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling erotic incel



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: talented brindle regret

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Know-it-all Space

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: unhinged aquamarine jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: stirring windowlicker

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: deep tanning salon

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: obsidian anal striped hyena alpha

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Thriller naked corn cake



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: obsidian anal striped hyena alpha

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Know-it-all Space

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Yellow Spot

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: big address



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: trip theater stage



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: comical grizzly double fault

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: unhinged aquamarine jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Sapphire pozpig

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: big address

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Bossy Pit

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: big address



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: unhinged aquamarine jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: boyish resort generalized bond

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: big address

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: unholy electric foreskin

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: wonderful dingle berry

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: big address

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: big address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Light Antidepressant Drug Piazza

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Know-it-all Space

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Know-it-all Space

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: frozen home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: big address

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: dun crackhouse elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Know-it-all Space

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: wonderful dingle berry

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: big address

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Know-it-all Space

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Angry hell mad-dog skullcap

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Know-it-all Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: frozen home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: splenetic area

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: frozen home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: big address

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Mentally impaired parlour karate

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Know-it-all Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: unhinged aquamarine jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Mentally impaired parlour karate

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Yellow Spot

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Mentally impaired parlour karate

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Laughsome topaz idea he suggested

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Yellow Spot

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: pearl sandwich heaven

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: unhinged aquamarine jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: unhinged aquamarine jew

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: unhinged aquamarine jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: unhinged aquamarine jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Maroon Point Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Contagious Brass Patrolman

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Laughsome topaz idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: supple vengeful rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: cyan odious filthpig shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: cyan odious filthpig shitlib

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Lake marvelous sanctuary toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Flushed school cafeteria

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Know-it-all Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Chest-beating deer antler love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Claret galvanic telephone cruise ship

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring drab nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Beta Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: indigo dilemma goyim

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Effete Chartreuse Lodge

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Chest-beating deer antler love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Know-it-all Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Chest-beating deer antler love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Lemon Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: boyish resort generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Sick violent theater

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: spectacular maize garrison nibblets

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted blue field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: boyish resort generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: diverse lilac pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: chocolate deranged business firm jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: alcoholic doobsian digit ratio

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Sienna kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Drunken stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Primrose Hospital Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Judgmental church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: maniacal codepig site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: hyperventilating abode

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: appetizing mint forum hunting ground

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: hyperventilating abode

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2:#49964828)