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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
bonkers whorehouse kitty
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
misunderstood bearded casino
  03/02/24
...
Charismatic learning disabled ratface
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Saffron Piazza
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
bonkers whorehouse kitty
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Saffron Piazza
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
bonkers whorehouse kitty
  03/02/24
lmao
Pea-brained Wagecucks
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
Zombie-like soggy chad lettuce
  03/03/24
...
sooty cerebral temple new version
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
fuchsia twisted lodge hunting ground
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
useless wrinkle
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
useless wrinkle
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
olive exciting boiling water point
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
effete dark stead halford
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
adulterous business firm
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
aromatic incel cuckoldry
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
poppy heady brunch ceo
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Jet vivacious turdskin
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Pearl Ape
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Electric beta coffee pot home
  03/02/24
...
Thriller locus
  03/02/24
...
wine stock car
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Thriller locus
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
wine stock car
  03/02/24
...
Pea-brained Wagecucks
  03/03/24
...
excitant den indirect expression
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
self-centered plaza
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Startled brilliant stage skinny woman
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Startled brilliant stage skinny woman
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Floppy nursing home
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Saffron Piazza
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Stimulating tank parlour
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
cheese-eating base rigor
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
wonderful nubile theater prole
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Sexy doobsian bawdyhouse death wish
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
aromatic incel cuckoldry
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
effete dark stead halford
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Pearl Ape
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
olive exciting boiling water point
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Pearl Ape
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
flatulent chestnut national security agency university
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
brass striped hyena abode
  03/03/24
"shit"
Jet vivacious turdskin
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
greedy ruddy dragon
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
avocado parlor hominid
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
bronze senate rigpig
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
henna frum orchestra pit
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
brass striped hyena abode
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Amber Flirting Fat Ankles
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Bateful Private Investor Tattoo
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
Unhinged legal warrant location
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
Crusty violent personal credit line hospital
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Razzle-dazzle Slimy Site
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
useless wrinkle
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
fuchsia twisted lodge hunting ground
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
brass striped hyena abode
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
honey-headed mischievous lay
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
honey-headed mischievous lay
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life
  03/11/24
...
big emerald sandwich half-breed
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
olive exciting boiling water point
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
Boyish psychic
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Pearl Ape
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Pearl Ape
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
poppy heady brunch ceo
  03/11/24
...
Boyish psychic
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
honey-headed mischievous lay
  03/11/24
120
Dun ticket booth
  03/11/24
...
sooty cerebral temple new version
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life
  03/12/24
...
flickering hilarious codepig
  03/12/24
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cyan toaster field
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
aromatic incel cuckoldry
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
beady-eyed stag film
  03/13/24
...
histrionic copper box office degenerate
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
Obsidian Racy Goyim
  03/13/24
...
Charismatic learning disabled ratface
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
beady-eyed stag film
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Boyish psychic
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
Charcoal House-broken Address
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Amber Flirting Fat Ankles
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Bateful Private Investor Tattoo
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Razzle-dazzle Slimy Site
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
histrionic copper box office degenerate
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
effete dark stead halford
  03/13/24
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Titillating gaping
  03/13/24
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  03/14/24
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  03/14/24
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  03/14/24
Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here
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  03/13/24
1-9) sex with men for money 10) become published Law Schola...
aromatic incel cuckoldry
  03/13/24
...
adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
beady-eyed stag film
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
Flushed menage
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
effete dark stead halford
  03/16/24
...
pungent queen of the night garrison
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
UN peacekeeper
  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
Charismatic learning disabled ratface
  03/16/24
...
big emerald sandwich half-breed
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
180 circlehead
  03/16/24
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Ebony trip electric furnace
  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
Supple Windowlicker
  03/16/24
Pulling for you
pale chest-beating factory reset button juggernaut
  03/16/24
...
olive exciting boiling water point
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
Bateful Private Investor Tattoo
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
khaki station
  03/16/24
we're all for you
flickering hilarious codepig
  03/16/24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ
Idiotic corn cake
  03/16/24
We here for you brother
Obsidian Racy Goyim
  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
honey-headed mischievous lay
  03/17/24
Lucky
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  03/17/24
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  12/28/25


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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: bonkers whorehouse kitty

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: misunderstood bearded casino

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Charismatic learning disabled ratface



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Saffron Piazza

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: bonkers whorehouse kitty

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Saffron Piazza

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: bonkers whorehouse kitty

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Pea-brained Wagecucks

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Zombie-like soggy chad lettuce

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: sooty cerebral temple new version



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: fuchsia twisted lodge hunting ground

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: useless wrinkle

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: useless wrinkle

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: olive exciting boiling water point

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: effete dark stead halford

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: adulterous business firm

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: aromatic incel cuckoldry

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: poppy heady brunch ceo

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Jet vivacious turdskin

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Pearl Ape

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Electric beta coffee pot home

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Thriller locus



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: wine stock car



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Thriller locus

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: wine stock car

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Pea-brained Wagecucks



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: excitant den indirect expression



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: self-centered plaza

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Startled brilliant stage skinny woman

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Startled brilliant stage skinny woman

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Floppy nursing home

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Saffron Piazza

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Stimulating tank parlour

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: cheese-eating base rigor

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: wonderful nubile theater prole

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Sexy doobsian bawdyhouse death wish

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: aromatic incel cuckoldry

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: effete dark stead halford

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Pearl Ape

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: olive exciting boiling water point

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Pearl Ape

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: flatulent chestnut national security agency university

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: brass striped hyena abode

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Jet vivacious turdskin

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: greedy ruddy dragon

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: avocado parlor hominid

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: bronze senate rigpig

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: henna frum orchestra pit

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: brass striped hyena abode

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Amber Flirting Fat Ankles

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Bateful Private Investor Tattoo

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Unhinged legal warrant location

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Crusty violent personal credit line hospital

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Slimy Site

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: useless wrinkle

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: fuchsia twisted lodge hunting ground

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: brass striped hyena abode

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: honey-headed mischievous lay

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: honey-headed mischievous lay

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: big emerald sandwich half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: olive exciting boiling water point

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Boyish psychic

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Pearl Ape

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Pearl Ape

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: poppy heady brunch ceo

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Boyish psychic



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: honey-headed mischievous lay

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Dun ticket booth

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: sooty cerebral temple new version



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: flickering hilarious codepig



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: cyan toaster field



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: aromatic incel cuckoldry

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed stag film

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: histrionic copper box office degenerate



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Obsidian Racy Goyim

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Charismatic learning disabled ratface



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed stag film

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Boyish psychic

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Charcoal House-broken Address

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Amber Flirting Fat Ankles

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Bateful Private Investor Tattoo

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Slimy Site

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: histrionic copper box office degenerate

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: effete dark stead halford

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Titillating gaping



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Provocative cordovan theatre generalized bond



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: talented up-to-no-good boistinker



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: big emerald sandwich half-breed



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: frozen range

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: aromatic incel cuckoldry

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed stag film

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Flushed menage

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: effete dark stead halford

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: pungent queen of the night garrison



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: adventurous navy cruise ship goal in life

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Charismatic learning disabled ratface

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: big emerald sandwich half-breed



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: 180 circlehead

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Ebony trip electric furnace



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Supple Windowlicker

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: pale chest-beating factory reset button juggernaut

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: olive exciting boiling water point



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Bateful Private Investor Tattoo

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: khaki station

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: flickering hilarious codepig

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Idiotic corn cake

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Obsidian Racy Goyim

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: honey-headed mischievous lay

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: passionate awkward set roommate

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2:#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



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