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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
Vibrant Ultramarine Hall Nowag
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
Carnelian flatulent laser beams
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
glassy useless fat ankles nursing home
  03/14/20
He's obliged to
Irate patrolman
  03/14/20
cr. bro code.
coiffed godawful chad
  03/14/20
Apartments are prole.
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  03/14/20
These are condos with a rental limit
Vibrant Ultramarine Hall Nowag
  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
Jet-lagged principal's office
  03/14/20
upset
glassy useless fat ankles nursing home
  03/14/20
Twist: he can't get off without an audience
insanely creepy trailer park
  03/14/20
Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
dead misanthropic school mad cow disease
  03/14/20
This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
Vibrant Ultramarine Hall Nowag
  03/14/20
Did you cum
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Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close...
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I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on
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  03/14/20
Damn
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im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up
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  03/14/20
If she can't take you at your worst
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rut roh
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As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the...
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lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk...
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amazing follow up
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Vibrant Ultramarine Hall Nowag

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Carnelian flatulent laser beams

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: glassy useless fat ankles nursing home

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Irate patrolman

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: coiffed godawful chad

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Bisexual jewess

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Vibrant Ultramarine Hall Nowag

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Jet-lagged principal's office

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: glassy useless fat ankles nursing home

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: insanely creepy trailer park

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: dead misanthropic school mad cow disease

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Vibrant Ultramarine Hall Nowag

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: citrine vivacious boiling water reading party

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: mind-boggling goal in life

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Amber Exciting Step-uncle's House Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: Disturbing big temple

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: Idiotic bateful ceo theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: irradiated pearl karate

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Sepia theater stage

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Vibrant Ultramarine Hall Nowag

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Bonkers lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Heady police squad legend

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: avocado fanboi church

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Gaped talented state double fault

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Vibrant Ultramarine Hall Nowag

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Vigorous Philosopher-king Office

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Vibrant Ultramarine Hall Nowag

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Heady police squad legend

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: adventurous stead mediation

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Unhinged learning disabled tattoo

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: avocado fanboi church

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Vibrant Ultramarine Hall Nowag

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: crystalline domesticated new version locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: glittery fuchsia forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: charcoal knife

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: yapping pale organic girlfriend

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Vibrant Ultramarine Hall Nowag

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: yapping pale organic girlfriend

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Vibrant Ultramarine Hall Nowag

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: cruel-hearted whorehouse mother

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: doobsian appetizing pit cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: yapping pale organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Shaky tanning salon

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: irradiated pearl karate

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: coiffed godawful chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: cruel-hearted whorehouse mother

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: bat shit crazy property



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Vibrant Ultramarine Hall Nowag

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: irradiated pearl karate

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: nudist public bath partner



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Galvanic shimmering friendly grandma headpube



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: dead misanthropic school mad cow disease



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: glittery fuchsia forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: Light house-broken brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Disturbing big temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: pearly milk

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: sinister thirsty site personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: sapphire beady-eyed black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: Insecure Casino Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: irradiated pearl karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Haunting coffee pot blood rage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Zombie-like Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: erotic boyish theater

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: doobsian appetizing pit cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: smoky hairy legs kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: dead misanthropic school mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: marvelous awkward roommate

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Disturbing big temple

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: yapping pale organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: irradiated pearl karate

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: stimulating famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: doobsian appetizing pit cuckoldry

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: sinister thirsty site personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: disrespectful people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: sapphire beady-eyed black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: bistre business firm ladyboy

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: nofapping house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: Chocolate address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: lascivious buck-toothed stage

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Vibrant Ultramarine Hall Nowag

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: stimulating famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Galvanic shimmering friendly grandma headpube

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: coiffed godawful chad

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Galvanic shimmering friendly grandma headpube

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Infuriating beta chapel digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: charismatic party of the first part

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Histrionic poppy trump supporter center

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Vibrant Ultramarine Hall Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: odious lay

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: flushed chest-beating space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Tan brunch stock car

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Canary Multi-colored Shrine Goyim

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Zombie-like Plaza

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: glittery fuchsia forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: umber trip box office stain

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: dead misanthropic school mad cow disease

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Vibrant Ultramarine Hall Nowag

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: Cream Field Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: glittery fuchsia forum

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: dead misanthropic school mad cow disease

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Haunting coffee pot blood rage

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: pearly milk

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: coiffed godawful chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: aquamarine stag film

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: Disturbing big temple

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Heady police squad legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: sinister thirsty site personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: salmon deep dragon

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: glittery fuchsia forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Ungodly transparent pozpig locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: yapping pale organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: odious lay

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: coiffed godawful chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: saffron ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: doobsian appetizing pit cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: comical crimson fortuitous meteor yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: irradiated pearl karate

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: aquamarine stag film

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: irradiated pearl karate

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: cruel-hearted whorehouse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: pearly milk

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: bat shit crazy property

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Vibrant Ultramarine Hall Nowag

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: aquamarine stag film

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: bat shit crazy property

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: odious lay

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: Canary Multi-colored Shrine Goyim

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: glittery fuchsia forum

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: insanely creepy trailer park

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Vibrant Ultramarine Hall Nowag

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: pearly milk

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: Pungent effete rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Arousing Insane Dingle Berry Cruise Ship

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Vibrant Ultramarine Hall Nowag

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: pearly milk

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Vigorous Philosopher-king Office

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Vibrant Ultramarine Hall Nowag

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: 180 parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: pearly milk

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: flushed chest-beating space

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: Lime hideous den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: irradiated pearl karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: stubborn volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: charismatic party of the first part

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac scarlet parlour

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: irradiated pearl karate

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: comical crimson fortuitous meteor yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2:#49346693)