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I got married today, faggots (jcm)

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
180 Congrats to you and the lucky fella. Wishing you ...
Ivory black woman ticket booth
  01/18/26
Ty bb
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom
godawful giraffe trump supporter
  01/18/26
I'm 44 & groom is 46 I'm fat & he is definitely n...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
based
godawful giraffe trump supporter
  01/18/26
...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
...
Mauve Charismatic Old Irish Cottage Dog Poop
  01/18/26
He's black, isn't he?
Ivory black woman ticket booth
  01/18/26
This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of x...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
It better not be gunnerattt
insanely creepy fuchsia international law enforcement agency nursing home
  01/18/26
My husband?!?!? ...... *deep breath* AHHHHHH..........
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady
sable office
  01/18/26
i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally ins...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a w...
sable office
  01/18/26
three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you. fo...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
and then married some cumskin anyway >:(
sable office
  01/18/26
Some cumskin...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
you all look the same to me
sable office
  01/18/26
...
Ivory black woman ticket booth
  01/18/26
...
Ivory black woman ticket booth
  01/18/26
For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
180 I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.
Ivory black woman ticket booth
  01/18/26
...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
Which posters have you talked to him about?
Fear-inspiring Histrionic Casino
  01/18/26
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Disgusting Infuriating Rehab Lettuce
  01/18/26
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gold federal organic girlfriend area
  01/18/26
...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
Why did you vote against me in MPM?
french cerebral plaza pozpig
  01/18/26
I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted thi...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom...
french cerebral plaza pozpig
  01/18/26
You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
?
french cerebral plaza pozpig
  01/18/26
(fag)
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
Niggermonkey
french cerebral plaza pozpig
  01/18/26
WOW thats super racist
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
cr
concupiscible point mother
  01/18/26
Mazel tov
Underhanded indirect expression
  01/18/26
...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
lol, fag very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great...
sinister soul-stirring spot striped hyena
  01/18/26
💋
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
Congrats!
iridescent mind-boggling location mediation
  01/18/26
thank you <3 <3
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?
motley school cafeteria
  01/18/26
PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!
french cerebral plaza pozpig
  01/18/26
Still above you. The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddle...
motley school cafeteria
  01/18/26
...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
cr
concupiscible point mother
  01/18/26
it's the type of mental illness you really only find on plac...
sable office
  01/18/26
congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age
Vibrant narrow-minded associate
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality m...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby stil...
Lake Theater Stage
  01/18/26
TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster I will answer your...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
but will you?
Lavender Azn Chapel
  01/18/26
want to be pipe raped?
Lake Theater Stage
  01/24/26
extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome wil...
Vibrant narrow-minded associate
  01/18/26
...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in s...
sable office
  01/18/26
...
gold federal organic girlfriend area
  01/18/26
Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhea...
bossy deep famous landscape painting
  01/18/26
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% vot...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
❤️
bossy deep famous landscape painting
  01/18/26
you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
...
chrome senate generalized bond
  01/18/26
...
wild copper sneaky criminal locale
  01/18/26
...
gold federal organic girlfriend area
  01/18/26
...
Swashbuckling sanctuary
  01/18/26
Congrats
Chocolate Bull Headed Volcanic Crater Karate
  01/18/26
OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM
french cerebral plaza pozpig
  01/18/26
Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do be...
cowardly slate codepig
  01/18/26
seriously. what a goddamn faggot.
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
180 you made it
Buck-toothed Autistic Jew Field
  01/18/26
ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
not flame? 180^180!!! congrats!!!!
sable office
  01/18/26
not flame, faggot
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
!!!
sable office
  01/18/26
i'll text you pics
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
...
sable office
  01/18/26
You're a literal Turd.
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
Happy day for the newlyweds-- https://www.youtube.com/watch...
chestnut exciting church background story
  01/18/26
congrats
blathering doctorate multi-billionaire
  01/18/26
...
Pearl shitlib institution
  01/18/26
whats the point of marriage without kids seems totally po...
khaki mental disorder
  01/18/26
When pics
cowardly slate codepig
  01/18/26
Congrats
Beady-eyed range
  01/18/26
Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart,...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week retu...
Beady-eyed range
  01/18/26
Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls &l...
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for m...
Beady-eyed range
  01/18/26
Will read thread and report back.
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
What do you play? I DABBLE.
Beady-eyed range
  01/18/26
That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead Date...
henna electric meetinghouse nibblets
  01/18/26
I clearly meant providing an heir
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
180 congrats. Did you have a party?
Bipolar tantric parlor
  01/18/26
What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear i...
Bipolar tantric parlor
  01/18/26
GAY
Multi-colored Gaming Laptop Stead
  01/18/26
Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
...
Bipolar tantric parlor
  01/18/26
...
sable office
  01/18/26
Congratulations
Silver thriller keepsake machete
  01/18/26
Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you m...
Frisky hell
  01/18/26
Congrats. If both White, produce many babydoods asap.
amethyst laser beams base
  01/18/26
"If both White" Sir this is AutoAdmit
Multi-colored Gaming Laptop Stead
  01/18/26
I'm not Brown, Im just Old.
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
...
Bronze Exhilarant Theater
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. But thank you.
carnelian gas station
  01/18/26
No excuses. 1488
amethyst laser beams base
  01/18/26
...
know-it-all party of the first part
  01/18/26
...
Lavender Azn Chapel
  01/18/26
180 congrats
galvanic forum pervert
  01/18/26
...
bat-shit-crazy friendly grandma
  01/18/26
If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and ha...
know-it-all party of the first part
  01/18/26
Congrats my woman
Cyan lay round eye
  01/18/26
we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just...
wild copper sneaky criminal locale
  01/18/26
Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame
bat-shit-crazy friendly grandma
  01/18/26
Tyty 💋
carnelian gas station
  01/24/26
Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!
sooty box office persian
  01/18/26
180, congrats !
Disgusting Infuriating Rehab Lettuce
  01/18/26
tyty bb ❤️
carnelian gas station
  01/24/26
Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysa...
purple wagecucks
  01/18/26
This thread is now about Bjork the poaster
Anal space
  01/18/26
...
carnelian gas station
  01/24/26
Congrats, friend! Who are his favorite poasters?
Lascivious garrison gunner
  01/18/26
does your husband know that you're fat
marvelous domesticated principal's office toilet seat
  01/18/26
he’s a “musician” which means he’s v...
Lavender Azn Chapel
  01/18/26
do it stink tho?
Ivory black woman ticket booth
  01/18/26
He's not that kind of musician.
carnelian gas station
  01/24/26
Congrats, doobs
Multi-colored Gaming Laptop Stead
  01/18/26
...
carnelian gas station
  01/24/26
What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?
Silver thriller keepsake machete
  01/18/26
180! Congrats, you maed it!
clear digit ratio immigrant
  01/18/26
180, congrats!
Orchid parlour
  01/18/26
Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic a...
Mischievous patrolman
  01/18/26
whats her name? did both brides wear white?
Greedy Hateful Boltzmann
  01/18/26
congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this mo...
Balding library crotch
  01/18/26
🦞🦞🦞🦞
carnelian gas station
  01/24/26
I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.
gold federal organic girlfriend area
  01/18/26
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Bronze Exhilarant Theater
  01/18/26
...
carnelian gas station
  01/24/26
I'm assuming to another women right
Bisexual shrine genital piercing
  01/18/26
Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!
Fighting Garnet Hunting Ground
  01/19/26
Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!
purple wagecucks
  01/23/26
...
french cerebral plaza pozpig
  01/24/26
...
Mischievous patrolman
  01/24/26
Tyty Gratz on your wedding as well!
carnelian gas station
  01/24/26
That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on ...
chest-beating half-breed
  01/24/26
Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in anothe...
carnelian gas station
  01/24/26


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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast selectively edited photos once they become available.

(Technically it was yesterday, but faggotry still stands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598148)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: Ivory black woman ticket booth

180

Congrats to you and the lucky fella.

Wishing you happiness and all the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598150)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:07 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

Ty bb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598155)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 AM
Author: godawful giraffe trump supporter

what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598153)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:06 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

I'm 44 & groom is 46

I'm fat & he is definitely not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598154)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:15 AM
Author: godawful giraffe trump supporter

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598156)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:22 AM
Author: carnelian gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598159)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Mauve Charismatic Old Irish Cottage Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598369)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:26 AM
Author: Ivory black woman ticket booth

He's black, isn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598161)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598164)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: insanely creepy fuchsia international law enforcement agency nursing home

It better not be gunnerattt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598192)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

My husband?!?!?

......

*deep breath*

AHHHHHH.........

hahahaaaaaahahahhahahahhhhhahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598193)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: sable office

this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598319)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally insulting to you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598348)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: sable office

you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a woman could want if you just gave yourself a chance to love biryani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598357)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you.

for whatever thats worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598373)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: sable office

and then married some cumskin anyway >:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598396)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

Some cumskin...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598434)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: sable office

you all look the same to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598624)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Ivory black woman ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49600040)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Ivory black woman ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49600038)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:20 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of this faggot website and everything that goes along w it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: Ivory black woman ticket booth

180

I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598162)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: carnelian gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598165)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Histrionic Casino

Which posters have you talked to him about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598946)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Disgusting Infuriating Rehab Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49599158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: gold federal organic girlfriend area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49600014)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: carnelian gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598173)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: carnelian gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598174)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:24 AM
Author: french cerebral plaza pozpig

Why did you vote against me in MPM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598175)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted this makes me think you are a huge fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:53 AM
Author: french cerebral plaza pozpig

Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom over me even if he were ded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598187)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:02 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:08 AM
Author: french cerebral plaza pozpig

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598194)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:10 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

(fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598196)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: french cerebral plaza pozpig

Niggermonkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598322)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

WOW thats super racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598350)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: concupiscible point mother

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598329)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:33 AM
Author: Underhanded indirect expression

Mazel tov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598181)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: carnelian gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598184)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: sinister soul-stirring spot striped hyena

lol, fag

very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great life together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598191)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:15 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598200)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: iridescent mind-boggling location mediation

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598212)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

thank you <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598216)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:45 AM
Author: motley school cafeteria

Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598214)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: french cerebral plaza pozpig

PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598318)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: motley school cafeteria

Still above you.

The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddler storyline is pure insecurity. Fake as hell. On the off chance it's real: congrats on being trapped with someone you loathe. ROTFL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598327)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: carnelian gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598416)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: concupiscible point mother

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598454)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: sable office

it's the type of mental illness you really only find on places like xo. why would someone LARP this way? it's munchausen by screen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598564)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:03 AM
Author: Vibrant narrow-minded associate

congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598219)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality men in their 40s.

It's never too late to MAEK it, babe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598225)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:09 AM
Author: Lake Theater Stage

does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598226)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster

I will answer your gook questions.... <3 love u bb

yes, i can still maek babby. I am 44, lol. Healthy white women (who I understand you have know experience with/knowledge about- can form babby until 50 for the most part)

LOVE U BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598354)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Lavender Azn Chapel

but will you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598622)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: Lake Theater Stage

want to be pipe raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49613958)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: Vibrant narrow-minded associate

extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome will be 280 pounds of solid muscle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598227)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: carnelian gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598356)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: sable office

(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in stats)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598361)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: gold federal organic girlfriend area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49600018)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: bossy deep famous landscape painting

Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598265)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% voted for in every round of mpm

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598343)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: bossy deep famous landscape painting

❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598359)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598362)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: chrome senate generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598267)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: wild copper sneaky criminal locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598424)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: gold federal organic girlfriend area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49600019)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49600140)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: Chocolate Bull Headed Volcanic Crater Karate

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598273)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: french cerebral plaza pozpig

OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598294)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: cowardly slate codepig

Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do better in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598333)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

seriously. what a goddamn faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598364)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Autistic Jew Field

180 you made it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598313)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope it was only moderately creepy and.... uh.... yeah

thanks! <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598342)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: sable office

not flame?

180^180!!! congrats!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598321)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

not flame, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598349)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: sable office

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598353)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

i'll text you pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598367)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: sable office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598368)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

You're a literal Turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598420)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: chestnut exciting church background story

Happy day for the newlyweds--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf-2tunXZN4&list=RDKf-2tunXZN4&index=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598328)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: blathering doctorate multi-billionaire

congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598341)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Pearl shitlib institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598360)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: khaki mental disorder

whats the point of marriage without kids

seems totally pointless

just cohabitate and inch toward obesity eating bonbons and living together unmarried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598365)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: cowardly slate codepig

When pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598418)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598419)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of providing you an heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598422)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range

The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week returns to the island today! We were both so sad to be apart that she decided to come right back. We shall see!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598438)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls <3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598449)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range

2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for me: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818259&mc=131&forum_id=2

Where did you meet husband and does he know about ZOZO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598455)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

Will read thread and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598472)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range

What do you play? I DABBLE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598495)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: henna electric meetinghouse nibblets

That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead

Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM

Author: bjork

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of being your heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598422)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598460)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

I clearly meant providing an heir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598464)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Bipolar tantric parlor

180 congrats. Did you have a party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598441)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598447)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Bipolar tantric parlor

That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598452)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Multi-colored Gaming Laptop Stead

GAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598456)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598469)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49599513)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: sable office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598565)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Silver thriller keepsake machete

Congratulations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598478)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Frisky hell

Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you meet, how did he propose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598485)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: amethyst laser beams base

Congrats.

If both White, produce many babydoods asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598536)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Multi-colored Gaming Laptop Stead

"If both White"

Sir this is AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598541)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

I'm not Brown, Im just Old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598544)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Bronze Exhilarant Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49600055)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

I'm literally 44. But thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598542)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: amethyst laser beams base

No excuses. 1488

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598545)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: know-it-all party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598573)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Lavender Azn Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598625)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: galvanic forum pervert

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598540)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598899)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: know-it-all party of the first part

If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and happy marriage together

If flame, big congrats on the extremely successful flame thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598568)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Cyan lay round eye

Congrats my woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598652)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: wild copper sneaky criminal locale

we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just the same - congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598897)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy friendly grandma

Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598900)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:57 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

Tyty 💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49613854)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: sooty box office persian

Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598920)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Disgusting Infuriating Rehab Lettuce

180, congrats !

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598949)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

tyty bb ❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49613846)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: purple wagecucks

Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysart's! <3. Pls don't retire and hope you poast from time to time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598962)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: Anal space

This thread is now about Bjork the poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598964)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: carnelian gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49613829)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Lascivious garrison gunner

Congrats, friend!

Who are his favorite poasters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49598989)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: marvelous domesticated principal's office toilet seat

does your husband know that you're fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49599024)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Lavender Azn Chapel

he’s a “musician” which means he’s very “granola” and gets off on her face sitting him with her stinky FUPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49599183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Ivory black woman ticket booth

do it stink tho?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49600012)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

He's not that kind of musician.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49613821)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored Gaming Laptop Stead

Congrats, doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49599030)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: carnelian gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49613822)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: Silver thriller keepsake machete

What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49599190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: clear digit ratio immigrant

180! Congrats, you maed it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49599220)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Orchid parlour

180, congrats!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49599236)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Mischievous patrolman

Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic at the reception?

180 congrats, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49599816)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Greedy Hateful Boltzmann

whats her name? did both brides wear white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49599836)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: Balding library crotch

congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49599842)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

🦞🦞🦞🦞

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49613824)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: gold federal organic girlfriend area

I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49600020)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Bronze Exhilarant Theater

9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49600058)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: carnelian gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49613830)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: Bisexual shrine genital piercing

I'm assuming to another women right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49600142)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Fighting Garnet Hunting Ground

Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49600254)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: purple wagecucks

Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49613310)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:36 AM
Author: french cerebral plaza pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49613825)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: Mischievous patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49614135)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:37 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

Tyty

Gratz on your wedding as well!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49613826)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: chest-beating half-breed

That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on xo.

Congrats on finding some one to be with you for a little while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49614162)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: carnelian gas station

Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in another thread. I dont pay much attention to moniker changes.

And ty. I guess some men *are* into garbage can bodies and horse mane hair!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2:#49614165)