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EPAH's "I'm not Mormon, I'm Catholic shtick" is cringe
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Date: September 12th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: onyx home becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5773467&forum_id=2:#49261599) |
Date: September 12th, 2025 7:15 PM Author: bateful chapel twinkling uncleanness I think Mormon theology has their church as heirs to Peter's inheritance iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5773467&forum_id=2:#49261601) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: onyx home becky Wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5773467&forum_id=2:#49261630) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 7:54 PM Author: Coral odious native hairy legs Hold up, I'll post pics of my first communion and confirmation. brb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5773467&forum_id=2:#49261686) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Coral odious native hairy legs Damn, I’ve also still got my official “Certificate” issued directly by the Vatican: https://imgur.com/a/7ps86bR |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:00 PM Author: titillating smoky church building You are Mormon and your eyes don't lie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5773467&forum_id=2:#49261705) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:00 PM Author: Coral odious native hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5773467&forum_id=2:#49261706) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:05 PM Author: Jet cerebral principal's office RIP XO Father Winterer
In 1975, Fr. Winterer spent five years in a contemplative hermitage with the late Fr. William McNamara in Sedona, Arizona, Nova Scotia, Canada, and St. George Island, in Maryland. “Every baptized person is called to be a contemplative,” said Fr. Winterer. “The formula is simple. You go from silence to solitude in the prayer of Communion with God and thence to celebration….In order to achieve the vocation of contemplation one must learn to live with silence. As the Bible says, ‘Be still and know that I Am God.'” Psalm 46.
https://starksfuneral.com/obituary/rev-msgr-michael-james-winterer/ |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: Coral odious native hairy legs He was a good dude. Most small towns in Southern Utah didn't have Catholic churches, so this dude would go around from one town to another like Friar Tuck, delivering mass in people's homes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5773467&forum_id=2:#49261728) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: onyx home becky They wouldn't let a potential customer go to waste (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5773467&forum_id=2:#49261733) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:17 PM Author: Jet cerebral principal's office Dupa very jealous of his 4Runner
Seems like father Kelsch was a bad boy tho (albeit straight)
https://www.deseret.com/1998/7/25/19393009/s-l-woman-s-suit-accuses-priest-of-6-year-sexual-affair/
Not to be confused with this guy who was the top hit lol
https://wasmormon.org/profile/dennis/ |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:19 PM Author: Jet cerebral principal's office I would note that all by childhood priests were TTs cousins from Goa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5773467&forum_id=2:#49261761) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:58 PM Author: Coral odious native hairy legs All the priests in Utah were still white in this period. Although after Father Dennis left we got a priest of Colombia, and my parents used to always complain that they couldn't understand what the fuck he was saying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5773467&forum_id=2:#49262035) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:57 PM Author: Coral odious native hairy legs That's hilarious. Father Dennis was a great guy, but I hadn't known that he was fucking around. Several years after I left Moab though, I heard that he got married and left the priesthood.
"Caouette says she met Kelsch during a 1984 parents night sex education seminar"
Also hilarious. My clearest memories of him are his sex-ed / anti-AIDS lessons at are youth group nights. There were a couple of HS hunnies in our group. I imagine he probably thought a time or two, "I'd give up everything to smash Melanie."
Hold up, I think I've got a picture of her. |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:01 PM Author: Coral odious native hairy legs Unghh https://imgur.com/a/P7kv7NJ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5773467&forum_id=2:#49262044) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: N904PD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5773467&forum_id=2:#49264889) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:04 PM Author: Learning disabled meetinghouse deer antler He wasn’t necessarily fucking around at all. The Catholic Church is basically GEICO insurance for shit lawyers. Thousands of bullshit lawsuits filed because there’s a huge pot of money behind the Catholic Church with large insurance policies. no doubt many child molesters and philanderers were in the ranks, so I don’t harp on this point ever, but it’s not obvious how to separate the wheat from the chaff. That’s why there’s 1 million more lawsuits against the Catholic Church than any protestants sect btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5773467&forum_id=2:#49262175) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:12 PM Author: onyx home becky Disgusting. I am a Protestant btw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5773467&forum_id=2:#49261746) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:30 PM Author: Garnet Electric Pit Travel Guidebook you were diddled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5773467&forum_id=2:#49262101) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: Coral odious native hairy legs Nah man, as N904PD tp cited (with evidence) above, my priests were straight as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5773467&forum_id=2:#49262160) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:01 PM Author: onyx home becky My mom knew a guy whose father was a priest. He got to see the guy growing up and his mom was like hey so this guy is just a really close friend. The dad denied paternity publicly but the mom eventually told the son that it was his dad. The guy decided just to go around telling everyone his dad was a priest and he dgaf about hiding it. Needless to say he had a strange relationship with his father. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5773467&forum_id=2:#49262172) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: ferris bueller guy whose father was a priest tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5773467&forum_id=2:#49264817) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:12 PM Author: Hyderabadass I never thought he was mormon. He has dark murine features. Mormon dudes tend to have nordic/british pale blue eyed phenotypes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5773467&forum_id=2:#49264834) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (epah, oppose bitchbois) I’m Black Irish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5773467&forum_id=2:#49264837) |