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explain please.
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you need to write a book or something
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mind-boggling quadroon



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: fighting public bath ceo



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: Mischievous useless depressive



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Fishy pisswyrm heaven

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Fishy pisswyrm heaven

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mind-boggling quadroon



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: exhilarant legend

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: twisted sadistic roommate faggot firefighter

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mind-boggling quadroon

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: white motley karate tattoo



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mind-boggling quadroon



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Spruce disrespectful electric furnace

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: Glassy business firm elastic band

this one is my favorite image

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: comical yellow background story

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Green hateful bawdyhouse masturbator

(jjc)

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Author: Chartreuse Vivacious Toaster

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: thirsty windowlicker

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: big-titted theater stage rigor

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: indigo deep wagecucks

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: hideous yarmulke university

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Know-it-all crackhouse dingle berry

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: thirsty windowlicker



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: Pungent marvelous native

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: beady-eyed unhinged stage

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Massive effete space french chef

I spit out my night casein shake

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Very tactful heady preventive strike



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Galvanic foreskin jap

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: orange offensive useless brakes party of the first part

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Titillating Magical Site



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: dark 180 azn doctorate

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: slate lodge pocket flask

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: Coiffed Son Of Senegal

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mind-boggling quadroon



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: startling coffee pot



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Big misanthropic step-uncle's house stain



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: cracking sable cruise ship

180

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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: awkward blathering sanctuary indirect expression



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Charismatic regret parlour

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: Coiffed Son Of Senegal

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Green hateful bawdyhouse masturbator



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Glassy business firm elastic band



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: khaki travel guidebook area

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: carmine multi-billionaire main people

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Fragrant ratface

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mind-boggling quadroon

epic

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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Coiffed Son Of Senegal



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Crawly cerebral gaming laptop

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Jade Dopamine Weed Whacker



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mind-boggling quadroon

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: ruby arousing cumskin

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Exciting lettuce spot



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: nubile topaz hunting ground deer antler

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Flesh hissy fit

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Appetizing Stag Film



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mind-boggling quadroon

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Diverse Chapel

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: shaky bespoke hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Aqua friendly grandma bbw



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: peach field giraffe



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Passionate milk

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: peach field giraffe

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Pearl Soul-stirring Hospital Macaca

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mind-boggling quadroon



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: hilarious stage keepsake machete

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Curious Chad



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: khaki travel guidebook area

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mind-boggling quadroon



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: thirsty windowlicker



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Demanding Old Irish Cottage Piazza

Xo HOF poast

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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: bright kink-friendly scourge upon the earth telephone



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: Slap-happy infuriating mad-dog skullcap indian lodge



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Glittery Ultramarine Office



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Glittery Ultramarine Office



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mind-boggling quadroon

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Juggernaut National

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2:#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: primrose nudist casino



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Glittery Ultramarine Office



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Curious Chad



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Juggernaut National



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Glittery Ultramarine Office



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Chartreuse Vivacious Toaster

JJJohnsmeyer

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Glittery Ultramarine Office



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Onyx Ticket Booth Tank



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: thirsty windowlicker



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: drunken legal warrant

180

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
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