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Exhilarant Hall Hominid
  01/07/22
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Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys s...
Exhilarant Hall Hominid
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I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I...
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Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be fai...
Exhilarant Hall Hominid
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180
Aggressive fighting meetinghouse
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Walnut Mental Disorder
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Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA...
Exhilarant Hall Hominid
  01/07/22
I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $
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Crusty Adventurous Set
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Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the...
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LMAO 180
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French Church
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French Church
  01/07/22
Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deep...
Exhilarant Hall Hominid
  01/07/22
No no no no no I disavow I want this one https://bard...
French Church
  01/07/22
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any relation to bob saccamano?
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She's had a distinguished collegiate career: 2021: Sage s...
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i want her
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Im done here
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not the toilet wrecker?
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  01/07/22
FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor
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  01/07/22
In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.
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  01/07/22
quarter gook?
Mildly autistic red native
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Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tel...
Exhilarant Hall Hominid
  01/07/22
so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's s...
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  01/07/22
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180
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  01/07/22
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An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this. Yo...
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French Church
  01/08/22
wonder how long her pubic hair is?
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  01/07/22
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Exhilarant Hall Hominid
  01/07/22
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  01/07/22
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  01/07/22
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Exhilarant Hall Hominid
  01/07/22
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  01/07/22
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Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly https://bardath...
Exhilarant Hall Hominid
  01/07/22
I'm done here
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  01/07/22
great thread
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Exhilarant Hall Hominid
  01/07/22
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Lol
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  01/07/22
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  01/07/22
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  01/07/22
180
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  01/09/22
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  01/07/22
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  01/07/22
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  01/07/22
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  01/07/22
barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?
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  01/07/22
this is such a 180 thread
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: tripping roast beef bbw

Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744474)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys snowmobiling. She wants to homeschool kids

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/charlotte-sckaal/5443

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744477)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: tripping roast beef bbw

I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I can see us living in a double wide trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744485)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:14 AM
Author: Aggressive fighting meetinghouse



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:15 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be faithful if you give her sex 5x per week

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sam-finn/5442

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744480)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: Aggressive fighting meetinghouse

180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: Mildly autistic red native

definitely does anal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744602)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Walnut Mental Disorder



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: Out-of-control vivacious station

Maybe best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43748602)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: 180 boltzmann



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:18 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA. She grew up going to Disneyland after high school.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-peet/5428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744486)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:25 AM
Author: 180 boltzmann

I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744488)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: Shivering school

I would hope my sons get her alpha jawline instead of my lawyer's chin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744517)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: French Church



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: Mildly autistic red native



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: 180 boltzmann

mods

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: Nighttime dingle berry den



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle locus



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: startling wonderful kitty cat



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/rylee-barber/5420

Rylee is an island girl, a Mormon, and believe it or not a virgin. She wants a large family and really wants you to consider joining the church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744499)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: Crusty Adventurous Set



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:33 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the college's NARAL chapter

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/gillian-randall/5430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744501)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Crusty Adventurous Set

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744504)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Stubborn Snowy Bawdyhouse



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: French Church



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Crimson Chapel

lol pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744520)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Trip Jap



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: Crusty Adventurous Set

hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43748123)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Mildly autistic red native

impressive Adams Apple

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: amber chest-beating point



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: Out-of-control vivacious station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43748597)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: hairraiser stead gaping

RIP, Doctor.

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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: Crusty Adventurous Set



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: French Church

Give me a dark haired qween

Never mind I claimed her from the waivers

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744500)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deeply impacted by BLM. She wants a just world. She will madly adore you and if you live close to her family, weekend cookouts are 180. Her father Jospeh always has a cold beer waiting for you and calls out, "Get my son a plate!"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/mae-redmond/5431

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744502)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: French Church

No no no no no I disavow

I want this one

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744503)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: Shivering school

ungh, LI guidette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744525)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: French Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744550)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:39 AM
Author: tripping roast beef bbw

Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744689)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:37 AM
Author: Fuchsia antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744507)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She doesnt see kids in her future for some time, but her family owns 400 acres back home, and her dad is hoping you can tame his daughter and will give you a ranch

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sage-saccomanno/5433

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744509)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: French Church

any relation to bob saccamano?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744514)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Shivering school

She's had a distinguished collegiate career:

2021: Sage suffered a season-ending injury during preseason training ... Liberty League All-Academic.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744530)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: Fuchsia antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744531)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: stirring dun cruise ship people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744512)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-tilley/5435

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744518)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: stirring dun cruise ship people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744521)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Fuchsia antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744529)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: Mildly autistic red native

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: Nighttime dingle berry den

Chad dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745354)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: submissive mewling temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744519)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

Waleska is from Guayacil. She came to the US on the soccer scholarship and is disgusted by american girls. On your first meeting, she dishes non-stop on how masculine and crazy her teammates are, calling them "lesbians" and "feminists". She is eager to cook for you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/waleska-brito/5441

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744527)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: Fuchsia antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744532)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:44 AM
Author: submissive mewling temple

hhnngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744537)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Trip Jap

Fuck, man. Why did a pumo get her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744574)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Maniacal area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745911)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745919)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: vermilion contagious public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745929)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: Charcoal parlor water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744577)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Mildly autistic red native

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744614)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle locus

i want her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745898)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Out-of-control vivacious station

Best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43748618)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored topaz school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744544)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:50 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is going to be a problem. Her dad works in finance and you will probably be offered a job and salary commensurate with his daughter's lifestyle

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/seymone-rosenberg/5438

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744549)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Pontificating pearly dilemma

need James Joyce jr in here asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: Mildly autistic red native

Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the Fuijan Province to rice farmers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744620)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: tripping roast beef bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744690)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:24 AM
Author: chocolate mediation orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744814)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Maniacal area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745914)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745915)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: vermilion contagious public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745916)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 1:25 AM
Author: clear fragrant lettuce

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43748871)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:52 AM
Author: Charcoal parlor water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744553)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:54 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammates for stinking up the team bus with her gas. She's playful when drunk and currently has a suspended license

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abigail-stanley/5439

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744557)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:56 AM
Author: Charcoal parlor water buffalo

Im done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744565)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: stirring dun cruise ship people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744578)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: Mildly autistic red native

not the toilet wrecker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744612)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Translucent fantasy-prone kitchen double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744615)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: tripping roast beef bbw

Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744691)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: Walnut Mental Disorder

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/newscms/2019_34/1474486/patrick-renna-sandlot-today-main-190822.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43746874)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: hairraiser stead gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43748617)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: boyish glassy corn cake

literal lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43757032)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: Provocative state sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744581)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:03 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

The first thing Emma asks you is if you are a Steelers fan. She is high-energy, flirty, and has a bright smile. "I bet you have a lot of stories," she says coyly. "Tell me."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-lapenta/5427

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744589)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: Mildly autistic red native

FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744611)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:59 AM
Author: heady transparent spot elastic band

In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744728)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:06 AM
Author: Mildly autistic red native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744598)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

The first thing Chrissy says is "Thank God youre white! Is that racist of me?" She follows Bard's social codes very closely, but feels stifled. She loves that youre older and appears a little clingy

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/chrissy-gildersleeve/5425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744622)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: Mildly autistic red native

Chrissy's dad, a NYPD cop who retired at 45 with a full pension, slaps you on the shoulder when he meets you. Tells you to have fun with his daugter but to avoid going out in Kingston, as the "Kamala Diversity Mob" has made it "into a jungle for animals."

Her mom, a 2nd grade teacher for Duchess County Public Schools, gives you a tight lipped grin. She will not say it, but after the parade of Darnell's, Jose's, and Manuel's her daughter brought in during HS, she is silently hopeful that Chrissy's finally turned the corner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744641)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:22 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744650)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: arousing gay library

2021: Chrissy suffered a season-ending injury during Bard's opening game.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

2019: Chrissy played and started in five games her freshman year ... recorded one shot on goal in 437 minutes of action.

I don't get it. Do they do this to humiliate them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744674)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: Flushed seedy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43748621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Translucent fantasy-prone kitchen double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744617)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:14 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

Abby is a star on the team, even though she only weighs 96 lbs. During your first meeting, she describes her passion for gymnastics, talks trash about Simone Biles and the US team, and tells you she is "like super super flexible"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abby-frazier/5424

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744630)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: Mildly autistic red native

quarter gook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744644)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:23 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tells you. You google it and its the name of a river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744652)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: Mildly autistic red native

so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's sober?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744735)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:36 AM
Author: Pontificating pearly dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744678)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/senowa-leverentz/5444

Senowa is 17, having skipped 6th grade. She heard Abby described as the best first year player and was furious. She asks you if you would attend the HS graduation back at Minneapolis with her so she can watch friends graduate. She will wear a USWNT mask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744710)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:25 AM
Author: Pontificating pearly dilemma

unnghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744822)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Maniacal area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745924)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: heady transparent spot elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744744)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

The first thing you notice about Kylie is the nose piercing. She's quiet, she posts on IG a lot. She dreams of being a professional athlete, though you don't see it happening. She has an uncle you may have heard of, named Brady.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/kylie-quinn/5429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744747)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: heady transparent spot elastic band

I sit Kylie down, smack the cottage cheese on her legs, and say, "With a face like yours, you can't afford the flab, babe." It's tough love, but she knows I'm looking out for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744758)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:21 PM
Author: boyish glassy corn cake

She’s got some varicose vein action or something going on there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43757053)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: navy theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744752)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blowjob during your first meeting. She doesn't talk much after that, but you hear another girl ask her if she has told "Anthony" about the arranged marriage.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744759)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: navy theater

1800000. She'll give me half a dozen Greek-Orthodox children to carry on my name!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744770)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: French Church

you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above). you have to assign him a new one oe he can have the one that you allege i have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745194)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this.

You can negotiate a trade if the other poster is willing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745409)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: navy theater

I'm not letting anyone else touch Aidan. She already broke up with Anthony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745440)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: French Church

It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives you once a month missionary

ljl have fun cuck enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43749718)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: Maniacal area

wonder how long her pubic hair is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745953)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: thriller tank

Every one of these women has 10x my T levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744786)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:28 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/katherine-ritter/5432

Katherine is 6'1" and self-conscious about this. It's pushed her into a lot of feminist attitude and grrl power politics. When you meet her parents, however, you realize she comes from a very different background, and her sister confides in you, "Katherine just really wants a man to boss her around."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744838)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: thriller tank

That's a 50yo man with hippie hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43744956)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745438)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: amber chest-beating point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745839)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Maniacal area

she'll have to stand up straight before she can learn to kneel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745932)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: flesh motley laser beams box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745189)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-kuntz/5426

She pronounces it kuntz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745316)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: flesh motley laser beams box office

Hon hon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745373)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: appetizing space really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745364)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

Maggie is an absolute dynamo in the sack. Shes only had 3 partners, but grew up watching porn and is down for everything. Highly into social media. She is called "Wolfie" on campus and you sense there is a story there bigger than her name.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/margaret-wolff/5437

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745377)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: appetizing space really tough guy

Ungh. Gotta love it. A mousey girl cursed with living up to her last name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745400)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: heady transparent spot elastic band

High school: Bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43747101)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: soggy selfie

18000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745367)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: heady transparent spot elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745370)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

Maddy is from the FL keys and is very laid back. She smokes weed daily and is barefoot when you meet her. She tells you, "I know this arranged marriage thing is awkward, so we can take it slow. Its cool if you want to date other girls. I dont really want to date anyone else, but lets just be honest about whatever."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/madeline-chilton/5421

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745393)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: soggy selfie

Holy fuck scroe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745806)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Maniacal area

*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early morning light, as the sun's rays streak in revealing the pockmarks and sundamage already too visibly evident*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745906)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: soggy selfie

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745917)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Flirting Wagecucks

I just want someone Asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745403)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris Murphy last year (D. Con) and really liked DC. She asks how you feel about crepes, whether you like them. You ask "Crepes?" and she just nods.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emilia-vella/5436

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745427)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: Flirting Wagecucks

She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concerned for her career in professional sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745468)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: Shivering school

Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745483)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: amber chest-beating point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745816)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/haley-andrews/5440

Im sorry Captttain. We are looking into what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745882)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: amber chest-beating point

I'm done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745935)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:13 PM
Author: vermilion contagious public bath

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745845)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-dickson/5422

Claire is very business-like and immediately speaks to you about using a hyphenated last name. "I guess Ill always be a Dickson," she says.

She pulls a document out of a backpack and you see dozens of bullet-points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745892)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: vermilion contagious public bath

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745903)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: soggy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745960)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: Out-of-control vivacious station

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43748613)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:17 PM
Author: Orchid curious heaven

Would like to give one of these girls the ol’ Fauci ouchie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745868)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

Felicia has several tattoos and asks if you have any. "Ill show you them all later," she says. She can't quite believe you dont have any. "Not even a piercing?" she says, uncrossing her legs.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/felicia-flores/5423

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745908)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:19 PM
Author: Maniacal area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/allie-sahargun/5434

Allie is one of only 17 members of Bard's "Young Life" Christian students club. She attends non-denominational church off campus and misses the west coast. "The ocean makes me feel alive," she confesses. She's excited to bring you to California and tells you privately that her father is the most prestigious member of their golf and tennis club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745944)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: boyish glassy corn cake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43757079)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle locus

God's work ITT. Imagine this thread going viral and making it to MSM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745902)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: vermilion contagious public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745921)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: soggy selfie

Imagine all the Bard law teens crawling over this bort loookkg for their dream middle aged lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745958)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: clear fragrant lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43759006)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#48409476)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: buff pea-brained idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#48409492)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:58 PM
Author: Aggressive fighting meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43747150)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 12:00 AM
Author: Vigorous main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43748717)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:56 PM
Author: At-the-ready Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43756643)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Rebellious menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745913)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

The team snap chat was so enthused about these marriages that an alumna contacted us. She's no longer with the program, but hopes you would still consider her.

Val is disenchanted with online dating and the dating scene in general. She wants to be someone's wife and a stay at home mom. She's hoping for boys and would start them on martial arts at a young age

"Do I pass?" she says, turning a circle in front of you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/val-thomson/3568



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43745975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: Floppy crotch

BEST IN SHOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43746095)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 6:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43747570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: offensive affirmative action dragon

give me your hottest azn plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43746886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

Word spreads quickly around a pastoral campus, and members of other teams have jockeyed to be matched with poasters.

Ryan is a Chem major who made Deans List four years running. She hails from the islands and feels very far from home on the mainland, surrounded by Anglo culture. She's eager to improve her Japanese

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-volleyball/roster/ryan-lum/5494

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43746938)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: offensive affirmative action dragon

barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43746967)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: Mentally impaired trailer park

this is such a 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43746893)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

Meherin insists on you first meeting with her father and brothers in Dhaka, a beautiful city of 21 million

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-squash/roster/meherin-hossain/5598

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43746957)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:30 PM
Author: Mentally impaired trailer park

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43746975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: soggy selfie

pwnmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43747108)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43747303)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: lascivious church building stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43747683)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: hairraiser stead gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43748603)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Out-of-control vivacious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43748605)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: Dead henna property prole

Historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43748634)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid

Ty

I created this moniker 1/1 and was happy to start the year strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#44018021)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: mustard gaming laptop multi-billionaire

Brunette plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43748684)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: milky self-absorbed legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43749713)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:40 PM
Author: Out-of-control vivacious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43756577)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:09 PM
Author: boyish glassy corn cake

Want!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43757002)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: Out-of-control vivacious station

Where's my fucking wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#43774720)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#44856238)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: offensive affirmative action dragon

cntrol+ f "edit", phrase not found. great!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#44856503)



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Date: December 19th, 2022 1:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hall Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#45656304)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Floppy crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#48409318)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic nowag

I'd like Chocolate Queen, plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#48409477)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: cell phones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#49693767)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2:#49693770)