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Charismatic dun doctorate knife
  12/15/25
Pinning the Weasel 2.0 but realistically she gets poached...
mustard passionate useless brakes
  12/15/25
What skill does she even have from what I could tell she did...
Charismatic dun doctorate knife
  12/15/25
she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legit...
mustard passionate useless brakes
  12/15/25
both easily chalked up to jewish nepotism from all of her...
Charismatic dun doctorate knife
  12/15/25
"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students ...
mustard passionate useless brakes
  12/15/25
yes jews and gooks cheat on this shit all of the time hth
Charismatic dun doctorate knife
  12/15/25
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bat shit crazy slap-happy quadroon
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contagious locale degenerate
  12/20/25
onlyfans/podcaster
Unhinged stead volcanic crater
  12/15/25
Unnnnngh
Amber autistic digit ratio crotch
  12/15/25
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/ytcbm6/pinning_the_w...
brindle pervert
  12/15/25
u/7hr0w4w4ypervert avatar 7hr0w4w4ypervert • 3y ag...
Charismatic dun doctorate knife
  12/15/25
JFC
hideous hominid
  12/15/25
Phenotypic Horror Show! The daily edition
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Team up with Elizabeth Holmes
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Charismatic dun doctorate knife
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Phenotype Freaks
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The OnlyFans Freak Carnival
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Imagine the smell.
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Only fans obviously
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  12/20/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:29 AM
Author: Charismatic dun doctorate knife



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:33 AM
Author: mustard passionate useless brakes

Pinning the Weasel 2.0

but realistically she gets poached by a new but semi-established crypto firm (e.g. Polymarket) so the company gets a temporary attention boost. She gets paid as an "advisor" but doesn't do any real work and enjoys a more stable life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2:#49510439)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: Charismatic dun doctorate knife

What skill does she even have from what I could tell she did nothing besides fraud drugs and dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2:#49510444)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: mustard passionate useless brakes

she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legitimately smart

but that's really not relevant right now. my prediction is that she coasts off of being a minor crypto celebrity and doesn't do any meaningful work from here on out. She will probably be vaguely focused on "effective altruism" again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2:#49510452)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:45 AM
Author: Charismatic dun doctorate knife

both easily chalked up to jewish nepotism

from all of her leaked emails she seems 90iq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2:#49510463)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:47 AM
Author: mustard passionate useless brakes

"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students in the 2013, 2014, and 2015 Putnam Competitions.[27][28][29]"

are you saying she cheated on these or...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2:#49510466)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:54 AM
Author: Charismatic dun doctorate knife

yes jews and gooks cheat on this shit all of the time

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2:#49510473)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: bat shit crazy slap-happy quadroon



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: contagious locale degenerate



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: Unhinged stead volcanic crater

onlyfans/podcaster

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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: Amber autistic digit ratio crotch

Unnnnngh

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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: brindle pervert

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/ytcbm6/pinning_the_weasel/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:06 AM
Author: Charismatic dun doctorate knife

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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: hideous hominid

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2:#49511520)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: learning disabled histrionic multi-billionaire internal respiration

Phenotypic Horror Show! The daily edition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2:#49510526)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: soggy vibrant locus round eye

Team up with Elizabeth Holmes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2:#49511518)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Charismatic dun doctorate knife



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: hideous hominid

Phenotype Freaks

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing ( )

The OnlyFans Freak Carnival

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Internet-worthy big-titted coldplay fan

Imagine the smell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2:#49526648)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Appetizing dog poop public bath

Only fans obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2:#49526674)