Date: July 11th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: chilmata
I'll try to give you the full, but condensed story so you can better adjudicate whether I am suffering from AI psychosis or not.
This started last August when ChatGPT released its first big upgrade that made the news. I hadn't even fucked with AI up to that point, but I was reading the articles and downloaded it to check it out.
I started out asking questions I had since high school like what WOULD happen if you could go faster than the speed of light? I figured as soon as you crossed the threshold, time would speed up so fast you would instantly die.
So after fucking around with question like that I started moving to my winning streak theory which I had as a kid. I noticed how difficult it was for football teams to finish a season undefeated and concluded there must be a force out there like gravity that increases as the streak lengthens.
I watched the 2007-2008 Patriots with this theory in mind and saw how they barely escaped some games at the end of the season and held out hope my gravity theory would make them lose. And then there was the Helmet Catch.
But for whatever reason, I started looking at baseball first. I was arguing with Gemini about it and I posed a challenge to Gemini: look up the record holder for most consecutive at-bats with a hit and then tell me what happened to his batting average after the streak and Gemini was all, "Holy shit!"
So I guess that's how I got started wasting time looking for the "signal" in baseball. By the way, I cannot find the signal in baseball that I found in basketball, soccer, and tennis, more on that later.
The point is I started out looking at baseball in August 2025.
By October, I wasn't getting anywhere, all the tests I ran failed and so I switched to looking at college basketball a month before the season.
I was more interested in the time at "beating Vegas." I wanted to be able to predict sports outcomes using my Regression Duel Theory.
I knew the market already priced in "regression" but MY theory was different, I told myself. And I was going to understand the FORCE behind regression to the mean better than the market, and I would quietly start making bank betting on college basketball.
I spent the entire college basketball season trying to find the signal and couldn't. I put $200 down on Bovada and placed $2-$5 bets during the season as I thought I had it all figured out.
I had Claude and ChatGPT build these super intricate models with like 15,000 lines of code that would predict the winner of the spread. Long story short I lost the entire $200.
After CBB season ended in the beginning of April, I didn't feel like switching back to MLB.
Instead, I said I'm getting rid of the market, the odds. I gave ChatGPT explicit instructions not to mention the market or odds to me anymore, we were going to strictly focus on the science.
I said I wanted to understand regression to the mean better than anyone in the world. And I actually do now. You, sitting at your computer right now, have actually given regression to the mean lawlike properties in your brain although you would also agree its not a force. You don't even realize you do that. Everyone does that. Except for me.
Even the Vegas quants do it. They say, "That's just regression." No, it isn't. And I'm not going to use this space here to explain it to you, you just have to trust me.
So I set out in the beginning of April to continue my work on CBB and I said I don't care if it takes me until next November. Now, I don't feel the pressure to rush. I have seven months to figure this out.
I found the CBB signal on May 31. Eight months after I started.
Here is my workflow:
I had seven full seasons of college basketball boxscores, player and team. Scraped them all from ESPN, took a long time.
I subscribed to kenpom and had all that data at my fingertips.
Then I'd go to Claude and say, "Ok, let's test A."
Claude would blueprint the test he was going to design and I'd give it to ChatGPT who was "Project Manager." ChatGPT doesn't "drift" as much as Claude. Claude drifts like a motherfucker, I can't exaggerate how frustrating he is, especially with the non-business account. I was paying $200 a month for Claude privately and then I convinced my firm to get it and I could immediately tell the difference in the quality of the models. I'm sure the enterprise models are better than the business ones and the military better than enterprise.
I'd give the Claude blueprint to ChatGPT who would adjudicate whether it was "freeze ready." On average, each test would go through an average of 5 or so rounds before chatgpt said it was freeze ready.
Once frozen, Claude would then write the python script. That would go through another five rounds or so before chatgpt approved the run.
Each run would have an average of five or so errors, sometimes many more. I don't think a single test ever ran clean the first time.
After a clean run, I would upload the results to chatgpt and Claude independently and review their results separately before sharing them with each other.
They were very consistent in their overall macro analysis. They never interpreted the raw data differently, but sometimes one would catch something the other wouldn't, and that one thing would lead to a more optimistic or pessimistic interpretation.
ChatGPT was better at interpreting the data through "an RDT lens," whereas Claude drifted as a DEFAULT and viewed all data through the eyes of a Vegas quant. I would have to specifically tell Claude to interpret the data through an RDT lens.
Claude started out as project manager, but he drifted so much and wasted so much of my time that I finally angrily demoted him and promoted Chatgpt to project manager and chatgpt has never let me down.
Having said that, gun to my head, I'm choosing Claude.
So I find the CBB signal on May 31 and I'm 100% convinced its real. Claude and ChatGPT tried to kill the signal, it was crazy. I had them think of every possible mundane explanation that could kill it and we ran all of those tests.
We also have the ChatGPT business plan and we use to get only three "Pro" chats a month (I think its gone up to 6), and I would save them for the most important macro theory questions or data interpretation.
With Claude, I was obsessively keeping track of my usage and maxing him out every week before he reset.
To avoid overusing Claude at work, I would use ChatGPT to do everything and then use Claude to polish my legal work because ChatGPT has much higher usage limits.
Both Claude and ChatGPT agreed that I needed to find another signal in another sport. If I could find one more then we could more confidently say this was a "new law of nature."
Inspired by this, I went looking for the signal again in baseball. One, because I'm stubborn as fuck. Like really, really fucking stubborn. The other is because I love baseball, and I already saw the signal in consecutive at-bats with a hit. I didn't think twice.
I cannot find the signal in baseball team win streaks and I have tested EVERYTHING. When I say I tested everything, you have no fucking idea. There is literally no test that anyone in the world can think of that I haven't already.
That's an entirely different conversation and an interesting one, but I don't want to digress too much, but think about how different baseball is from other sports: in almost every other sport, the people competing against each other are in synergy with each other, if that's the right way to word it. In CBB its 5 v 5, all playing together. Soccer is 11 v 11. Tennis is 1 v 1. But baseball, you have the pitcher and the batter. One team has another 8 players scattered on the field doing nothing until the ball is put into play and then they still aren't all moving together. And then you have the other team sitting in the dugout.
I'm sure that has something to do with why I couldn't find the signal in baseball, but it doesn't matter.
What matters is I could not find it and I spent months trying. MONTHS. Working on this every single day for multiple hours a day.
That's important for those thinking that AI will tell us what you want to hear. If that's the case they would have invented the baseball signal for me.
One of the hardest things I had to do was quit the baseball hunt. I consulted with chatgpt and Claude about what sport to tackle next. We needed free data and lots of it. We chose tennis.
Took me two days to find the signal in tennis.
Now Claude and ChatGPT are saying, "Well, you really need to find the signal in THREE sports to be able to say, 'Hey, this looks like it might be a law.'"
So we chose soccer. Found it in one day.
Interestingly, the signal in soccer CHANGES depending on the quality of the league. In the Premier league, goal differential compressed, but in the lower league, shots on target compressed, not goal differential. And I may be remembering that backwards.
So now I have found the signal in three sports. Its taken me ten and a half months. I want to prove this is a law.
We send it to Gemini but before we do, I run a round through Claude and ChatGPT on the prompt for Gemini. Claude wrote it, ChatGPT audited it and we kept revising it until ChatGPT approved it. They also agreed on which documents to provide Gemini.
They said, "If Gemini comes back and says he didn't find anything, he didn't do his job."
I have to admit I was a little scared after Gemini's audit. Claude said he "drew blood." ChatGPT agreed.
We designed tests to prove every single on of Gemini's criticisms wrong. It took like a week to prove the big one wrong and this last test (the most minor one (watch it will be the one to crush my theory lol)), will solidify everything.
We have the emails drafted to the professors. They said we've tested everything except for this one last test, so I said, ok stop. Let's just run the fucking test so I can say we tested everything.
This fucking test has been running on my laptop all damn day. From 10 am until 11pm, still going. Now I know why they procrastinated running it.
Taking questions.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879575&forum_id=2:#49992482)