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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
plum mexican pit
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Dun police squad associate
  11/17/13
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carmine boyish nursing home volcanic crater
  02/09/14
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plum mexican pit
  12/01/13
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Sickened ocher point
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
underhanded charismatic tanning salon
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
cerise misanthropic school pistol
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
learning disabled drab school cafeteria internal respiration
  11/18/13
tp
we have such sights to show you
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
bistre love of her life friendly grandma
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
ungodly corner sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Sickened ocher point
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
ungodly corner sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
plum mexican pit
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
ungodly corner sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
stirring flirting home sex offender
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
ungodly corner sweet tailpipe
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Orchid lodge
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Swashbuckling Messiness
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
plum mexican pit
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Metal Macaca Dilemma
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
plum mexican pit
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
blathering principal's office
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
Razzle crackhouse
  04/07/16
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Puce disgusting property
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
crystalline indirect expression
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
Bossy bright locus
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
razzle-dazzle hell
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
elite clear step-uncle's house liquid oxygen
  11/17/13
?
Turquoise university new version
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Big-titted rehab shitlib
  11/18/13
Well?
grizzly swollen clown personal credit line
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
mind-boggling depressive resort
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
Jade dysfunction address
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Sickened ocher point
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
yapping arousing stag film
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
seedy garrison
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Jade dysfunction address
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
plum mexican pit
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Jade dysfunction address
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
seedy garrison
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
ungodly corner sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
plum mexican pit
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
Jade dysfunction address
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
plum mexican pit
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
ungodly corner sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
You're done here
Heady sneaky criminal
  11/19/13
(idiot)
ungodly corner sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
...
cerebral piazza partner
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Cyan violent persian
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
plum mexican pit
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
cerebral piazza partner
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Swashbuckling Messiness
  11/17/13
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ungodly corner sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
cerebral piazza partner
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
Avocado haunting wrinkle
  11/17/13
only?
Cyan violent persian
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
ungodly corner sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
plum mexican pit
  11/17/13
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ungodly corner sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
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sick parlour windowlicker
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
overrated dragon
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
plum mexican pit
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
seedy garrison
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
narrow-minded amethyst jew fanboi
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
cerebral piazza partner
  11/17/13
lol
narrow-minded amethyst jew fanboi
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
overrated dragon
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Cyan violent persian
  11/17/13
lmao.
learning disabled drab school cafeteria internal respiration
  11/18/13
cq
wine wonderful doctorate corn cake
  03/03/24
...
we have such sights to show you
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
exhilarant painfully honest feces center
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
learning disabled drab school cafeteria internal respiration
  11/18/13
Underrated
Aqua market boiling water
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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  12/22/14
tyft mental image
Dead Big Travel Guidebook Spot
  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
Up-to-no-good spectacular forum
  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
embarrassed to the bone institution karate
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
ungodly corner sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
embarrassed to the bone institution karate
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
ungodly corner sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
overrated dragon
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
ungodly corner sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
flatulent rusted half-breed round eye
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
exhilarant painfully honest feces center
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
embarrassed to the bone institution karate
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
exhilarant painfully honest feces center
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
cerebral piazza partner
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
ungodly corner sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
embarrassed to the bone institution karate
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Motley senate
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
ungodly corner sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
ungodly corner sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
embarrassed to the bone institution karate
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
ungodly corner sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
embarrassed to the bone institution karate
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
ungodly corner sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Motley senate
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
ungodly corner sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Motley senate
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Motley senate
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
exhilarant painfully honest feces center
  11/17/13
LOL
ungodly corner sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
embarrassed to the bone institution karate
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
exhilarant painfully honest feces center
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
embarrassed to the bone institution karate
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
exhilarant painfully honest feces center
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
180 ebony abode giraffe
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
yapping arousing stag film
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
Splenetic pearly range
  11/17/13
really embarassing
Bateful unholy locale
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
plum mexican pit
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
embarrassed to the bone institution karate
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
exhilarant painfully honest feces center
  11/17/13
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Aqua market boiling water
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Cyan violent persian
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
plum mexican pit
  11/17/13
well executed flame
appetizing church building
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
Lake cruise ship
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
dull cuck national
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
Chartreuse sadistic office newt
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cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
exhilarant painfully honest feces center
  11/17/13
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Adulterous slate striped hyena
  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
Provocative location
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
plum mexican pit
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Provocative location
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
plum mexican pit
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
aquamarine excitant business firm immigrant
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
black people who are hurt faggot firefighter
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
aquamarine excitant business firm immigrant
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
beady-eyed rough-skinned hall double fault
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
plum mexican pit
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
beady-eyed rough-skinned hall double fault
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
aquamarine excitant business firm immigrant
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Aphrodisiac really tough guy space
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
plum mexican pit
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
aquamarine excitant business firm immigrant
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
Cruel-hearted apoplectic becky field
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
Big-titted rehab shitlib
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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sick parlour windowlicker
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
Comical stage goal in life
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
free-loading geriatric brethren
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
plum mexican pit
  11/19/13
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plum mexican pit
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
Lake cruise ship
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exciting stage
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
Galvanic Chapel
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
Lake cruise ship
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show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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silver odious philosopher-king preventive strike
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
plum mexican pit
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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plum mexican pit
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
Dead Big Travel Guidebook Spot
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honey-headed box office
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multi-colored antidepressant drug
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Uh they do
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: plum mexican pit

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Dun police squad associate

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: carmine boyish nursing home volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: plum mexican pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24547190)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Sickened ocher point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: underhanded charismatic tanning salon

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: cerise misanthropic school pistol

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: learning disabled drab school cafeteria internal respiration

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: bistre love of her life friendly grandma

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: ungodly corner sweet tailpipe

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Sickened ocher point

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: ungodly corner sweet tailpipe

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: plum mexican pit

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: ungodly corner sweet tailpipe

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: stirring flirting home sex offender

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: ungodly corner sweet tailpipe

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Orchid lodge

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Messiness

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: plum mexican pit

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Metal Macaca Dilemma

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: plum mexican pit

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: blathering principal's office

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Razzle crackhouse

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Puce disgusting property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: crystalline indirect expression

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Bossy bright locus

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hell

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: elite clear step-uncle's house liquid oxygen

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Turquoise university new version

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Big-titted rehab shitlib

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: grizzly swollen clown personal credit line

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling depressive resort

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Jade dysfunction address

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Sickened ocher point

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: yapping arousing stag film

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: seedy garrison

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Jade dysfunction address

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: plum mexican pit

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Jade dysfunction address

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: seedy garrison

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: ungodly corner sweet tailpipe

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: plum mexican pit

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Jade dysfunction address

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: plum mexican pit

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: ungodly corner sweet tailpipe

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Heady sneaky criminal

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: ungodly corner sweet tailpipe

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: cerebral piazza partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Cyan violent persian

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: plum mexican pit

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: cerebral piazza partner

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Messiness

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: ungodly corner sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: cerebral piazza partner

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Avocado haunting wrinkle

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Cyan violent persian

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: ungodly corner sweet tailpipe

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: plum mexican pit

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: ungodly corner sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: sick parlour windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: overrated dragon

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: plum mexican pit

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: seedy garrison

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: narrow-minded amethyst jew fanboi

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: cerebral piazza partner

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: narrow-minded amethyst jew fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: overrated dragon

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Cyan violent persian

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: learning disabled drab school cafeteria internal respiration

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: wine wonderful doctorate corn cake

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: exhilarant painfully honest feces center

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: learning disabled drab school cafeteria internal respiration

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Aqua market boiling water

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: mauve hairraiser goyim

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Dead Big Travel Guidebook Spot

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good spectacular forum

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone institution karate

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: ungodly corner sweet tailpipe

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone institution karate

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: ungodly corner sweet tailpipe

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: overrated dragon

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: ungodly corner sweet tailpipe

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: flatulent rusted half-breed round eye

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: exhilarant painfully honest feces center

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone institution karate

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: exhilarant painfully honest feces center

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: cerebral piazza partner

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: ungodly corner sweet tailpipe

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone institution karate

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Motley senate

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: ungodly corner sweet tailpipe

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: ungodly corner sweet tailpipe

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone institution karate

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: ungodly corner sweet tailpipe

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone institution karate

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: ungodly corner sweet tailpipe

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Motley senate

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: ungodly corner sweet tailpipe

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Motley senate

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Motley senate

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: exhilarant painfully honest feces center

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: ungodly corner sweet tailpipe

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone institution karate

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: exhilarant painfully honest feces center

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone institution karate

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: exhilarant painfully honest feces center

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: 180 ebony abode giraffe

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: yapping arousing stag film

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Splenetic pearly range

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Bateful unholy locale

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: plum mexican pit

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone institution karate

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: exhilarant painfully honest feces center

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Aqua market boiling water

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Cyan violent persian

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: plum mexican pit

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: appetizing church building

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Lake cruise ship

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: dull cuck national

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Chartreuse sadistic office newt

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: exhilarant painfully honest feces center

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Adulterous slate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted apoplectic becky field

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Outnumbered Kitchen Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Adulterous slate striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Red bawdyhouse headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Provocative location

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: plum mexican pit

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Provocative location

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: plum mexican pit

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: aquamarine excitant business firm immigrant

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: black people who are hurt faggot firefighter

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: aquamarine excitant business firm immigrant

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed rough-skinned hall double fault

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: plum mexican pit

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed rough-skinned hall double fault

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: aquamarine excitant business firm immigrant

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac really tough guy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: costumed place of business public bath

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: plum mexican pit

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: aquamarine excitant business firm immigrant

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted apoplectic becky field

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Big-titted rehab shitlib

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: canary wild mad cow disease roast beef

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Thriller french casino nibblets

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: naked stain

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: sick parlour windowlicker



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Comical stage goal in life

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric brethren

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: plum mexican pit

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: plum mexican pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Lake cruise ship

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: gold buck-toothed meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: exciting stage



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Galvanic Chapel

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Lake cruise ship

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: supple shrine candlestick maker

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: silver odious philosopher-king preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: plum mexican pit

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: vibrant area son of senegal

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: plum mexican pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Dead Big Travel Guidebook Spot

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: honey-headed box office

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: multi-colored antidepressant drug

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: territorial snowy gas station queen of the night

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: plum mexican pit



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Dead Big Travel Guidebook Spot

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Medicated lascivious hospital

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Pale maniacal boltzmann theater



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: plum mexican pit



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: plum mexican pit



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Author: Razzle crackhouse



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: peach orchestra pit skinny woman

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Green rigpig trailer park

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2:#30219500)



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