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Roland Garros Final: Wifebeater German "Sasha" v WOP Flavio Canolli #tennis

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Talking Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/07/26
wop broken in the first game. fml
Talking Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/07/26
this is gonna be a bloodbath. worst slam champ since ttthiem
Talking Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/07/26
canolli is like 5'9" but claiming 6'0" in his offi...
vigorous house depressive
  06/07/26
i'm watching a stream from TNT. chris eubanks as the on-cour...
Talking Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/07/26
It's painful listening to McEnroe say "Za-vehr-ev"...
vigorous house depressive
  06/07/26
this is fucking gay, a spaghetti nigger and a russian nigger...
Bonkers Razzle Public Bath
  06/07/26
any chance of an epic choke from the "german"?
Talking Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/07/26
it's starting...
vigorous house depressive
  06/07/26
omg it may be happening not flame. 2 DFs. on break point he ...
Talking Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/07/26
Most boring FO in a while
Aromatic dun forum
  06/07/26
lots of great mid-round matches and young guys rising up. th...
Talking Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/07/26
canolli hits the fucking shit out of that forehand. he actua...
Talking Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/07/26
Zverev is doping himself with a needle right on the sideline...
vigorous house depressive
  06/07/26
how the fuck has this ever been allowed?
Talking Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/07/26
this wop blew it.
Talking Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/07/26
"Well, Zverev was effectively focused on seizing the so...
Confused angry wrinkle address
  06/07/26
TNT announcer said trench warfare is native to Zverev
Confused angry wrinkle address
  06/07/26
If Zverev loses this, he should actually step away from the ...
Henna Preventive Strike
  06/07/26
Not planning on watching today’s match, obviously. ...
marvelous toilet seat
  06/07/26
rothenberg is a faggot but "german" deserves the w...
Talking Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/07/26
Incredibly brave and principled stand.
vigorous house depressive
  06/07/26
mediafriendly @mediafriendly A tennis journalist who doe...
Talking Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/07/26
Tim Rhodes @TRhodes96 · 5h Imagine being a &ldq...
Talking Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/07/26


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Date: June 7th, 2026 9:04 AM
Author: Talking Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: June 7th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Talking Twinkling Uncleanness

wop broken in the first game. fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49919862)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Talking Twinkling Uncleanness

this is gonna be a bloodbath. worst slam champ since ttthiem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49919872)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: vigorous house depressive

canolli is like 5'9" but claiming 6'0" in his official profile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49919874)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Talking Twinkling Uncleanness

i'm watching a stream from TNT. chris eubanks as the on-court reporter is a TALL MAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49919881)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 10:02 AM
Author: vigorous house depressive

It's painful listening to McEnroe say "Za-vehr-ev" with an extra syllable for an entire match

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49919875)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 10:05 AM
Author: Bonkers Razzle Public Bath

this is fucking gay, a spaghetti nigger and a russian nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49919879)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Talking Twinkling Uncleanness

any chance of an epic choke from the "german"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49919882)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: vigorous house depressive

it's starting...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49919899)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Talking Twinkling Uncleanness

omg it may be happening not flame. 2 DFs. on break point he hit a mega serve that was returned weak, and blew an easy forehand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49919913)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Aromatic dun forum

Most boring FO in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49919924)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: Talking Twinkling Uncleanness

lots of great mid-round matches and young guys rising up. the late rounds have been a disaster tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49919945)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Talking Twinkling Uncleanness

canolli hits the fucking shit out of that forehand. he actually has a weapon good enough to win this match if the "german" chokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49919925)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: vigorous house depressive

Zverev is doping himself with a needle right on the sidelines, taking “insulin” boosters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49919989)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Talking Twinkling Uncleanness

how the fuck has this ever been allowed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49920002)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: Talking Twinkling Uncleanness

this wop blew it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49920042)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Confused angry wrinkle address

"Well, Zverev was effectively focused on seizing the southern oil fields in that game rather than relying on momentum and heading for Moscow, so to speak."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49920091)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: Confused angry wrinkle address

TNT announcer said trench warfare is native to Zverev

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49920156)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Henna Preventive Strike

If Zverev loses this, he should actually step away from the game. Holy shit wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49920200)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: marvelous toilet seat

Not planning on watching today’s match, obviously.

I continue to confidently stand by my reporting and the work of my great editors and fact-checkers on those stories.

Thinking of everyone who remains affected by the issue of domestic violence and who also can’t watch today.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/2063613741896499269



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49920327)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Talking Twinkling Uncleanness

rothenberg is a faggot but "german" deserves the wrath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49920353)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: vigorous house depressive

Incredibly brave and principled stand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49920455)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Talking Twinkling Uncleanness

mediafriendly

@mediafriendly

A tennis journalist who doesn’t watch a grand slam final

9:49 AM · Jun 7, 2026

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Date: June 7th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Talking Twinkling Uncleanness

Tim Rhodes

@TRhodes96

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5h

Imagine being a “journalist” and boycotting the biggest story in your field

because you’re all up in your feels…

No one should ever read this guy’s work again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871818&forum_id=2:#49920559)