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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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titillating emerald love of her life corner
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
dashing sickened hall national security agency
  05/20/25
Never played it
titillating emerald love of her life corner
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
cracking learning disabled prole office
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
titillating emerald love of her life corner
  05/20/25
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Bull Headed Quadroon
  10/24/25
wario land
Mauve Trip Cuck Step-uncle's House
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
titillating emerald love of her life corner
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
Vigorous school
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
titillating emerald love of her life corner
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Bull Headed Quadroon
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
brilliant parlour deer antler
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
titillating emerald love of her life corner
  10/23/25
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Bull Headed Quadroon
  10/23/25
oddworld was amazing
Tan Nursing Home
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Bull Headed Quadroon
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All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
henna cuckoldry
  10/23/25
Jesus
dashing sickened hall national security agency
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Bull Headed Quadroon
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
autistic crusty stain legend
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
autistic crusty stain legend
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
dashing sickened hall national security agency
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
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Bull Headed Quadroon
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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: titillating emerald love of her life corner

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: dashing sickened hall national security agency

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: titillating emerald love of her life corner

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: cracking learning disabled prole office

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: titillating emerald love of her life corner

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Bull Headed Quadroon



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Mauve Trip Cuck Step-uncle's House

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: titillating emerald love of her life corner

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Vigorous school

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: titillating emerald love of her life corner

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Bull Headed Quadroon



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: brilliant parlour deer antler

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: titillating emerald love of her life corner

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Bull Headed Quadroon



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Tan Nursing Home

oddworld was amazing

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Bull Headed Quadroon



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: henna cuckoldry

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: dashing sickened hall national security agency

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Bull Headed Quadroon



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: autistic crusty stain legend

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: autistic crusty stain legend

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: dashing sickened hall national security agency

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: autistic crusty stain legend

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Bull Headed Quadroon



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: autistic crusty stain legend

https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.com/2025/08/29/68b1148a9e9b08.97836919.webp

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Bull Headed Quadroon

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: titillating emerald love of her life corner



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Bull Headed Quadroon



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