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cowgod writing style guide

- randomly end sentences with imo or imho - call poasters c...
aromatic hell water buffalo
  02/09/24
selective capitalization of Important Words
Deranged hyperventilating fat ankles
  02/09/24
this is Essential to his Style imo
narrow-minded electric market
  02/09/24
i started Doing that too its Fun
boyish soggy digit ratio
  02/09/24
What do you mean “no reason,” champ?
arrogant institution
  02/09/24
he claims not to be cowgod and makes a slightly disparaging ...
boyish soggy digit ratio
  02/09/24
his schtick of stealing monikers applied to a different user...
Topaz dingle berry jewess
  02/09/24
He also stole the whole clique theory shtick itself. He didn...
violent chartreuse gas station
  02/09/24
lol the emperor has no clothes!
Topaz dingle berry jewess
  02/09/24
It was written by theimmigrant, another moniker cowgod stole...
puce chapel
  02/09/24
he used to use the moniker theimm1grant on jdu.
puce chapel
  02/09/24
guy is a joke
arrogant institution
  02/09/24
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Mailer Daemon
  06/11/26
He also uses these abbreviations that may mean nothing did a...
arrogant institution
  02/09/24
ok champ
boyish soggy digit ratio
  02/09/24
If only you knew much much you sucked
arrogant institution
  02/09/24
i like using "imnsho"
Topaz dingle berry jewess
  02/09/24
all his lengthy poasts are written by chatgpt
puce chapel
  02/09/24
they are but it still seems like he autistically edits them
Topaz dingle berry jewess
  02/09/24
when faced with criticism, inquire about the poster's Consol...
motley corner
  02/09/24
he's incredibly boring
Histrionic theatre
  02/09/24
iyho
aromatic hell water buffalo
  02/09/24
Capitalized recurring concepts treated like diseased househo...
cowgod
  06/11/26


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Date: February 9th, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: aromatic hell water buffalo

- randomly end sentences with imo or imho

- call poasters champ for no reason

- blame bad things on not "acing oci"

- reference your height for no reason at all

what else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385516)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Deranged hyperventilating fat ankles

selective capitalization of Important Words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385525)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: narrow-minded electric market

this is Essential to his Style imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385751)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: boyish soggy digit ratio

i started Doing that too its Fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385754)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: arrogant institution

What do you mean “no reason,” champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385750)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:28 PM
Author: boyish soggy digit ratio

he claims not to be cowgod and makes a slightly disparaging remark against cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385755)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Topaz dingle berry jewess

his schtick of stealing monikers applied to a different user on another board named "cowgod" awhile ago. so he sort of isnt cowgod.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385834)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: violent chartreuse gas station

He also stole the whole clique theory shtick itself. He didn't write any of the theory, in fact he barely even has a solid grasp of the theory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385844)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: Topaz dingle berry jewess

lol the emperor has no clothes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385849)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: puce chapel

It was written by theimmigrant, another moniker cowgod stole

https://web.archive.org/web/20190311111810/http://cliquetheory.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385864)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: puce chapel

he used to use the moniker theimm1grant on jdu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385859)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: arrogant institution

guy is a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385915)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Mailer Daemon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#49932785)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: arrogant institution

He also uses these abbreviations that may mean nothing did all I know

fwiw

afaik

afaict

nbd

atm

dgaf

URM

ORM

HIIP

IANAE

GCN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385761)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: boyish soggy digit ratio

ok champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385799)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: arrogant institution

If only you knew much much you sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385801)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Topaz dingle berry jewess

i like using "imnsho"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385836)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:41 PM
Author: puce chapel

all his lengthy poasts are written by chatgpt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385804)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:53 PM
Author: Topaz dingle berry jewess

they are but it still seems like he autistically edits them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385840)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: motley corner

when faced with criticism, inquire about the poster's Console history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385848)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 7:04 PM
Author: Histrionic theatre

he's incredibly boring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385871)



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Date: February 9th, 2024 7:22 PM
Author: aromatic hell water buffalo

iyho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#47385942)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: cowgod

Capitalized recurring concepts treated like diseased household gods.

Literate but diseased.

Funny because it is too angry to be normal.

Sincere because the contempt comes from taste, not mere contrarianism.

Forum prose with a library card and a head injury.

Too literate to be normal shitposting, too deranged to be criticism.

Long sentences that sound like someone trying to win a bar fight with subordinate clauses.

Mock-serious, half-learned, half-feral.

Treats every subject as evidence of a larger civilizational illness.

Capitalizes concepts until they become little pagan gods.

Uses repetition like a man hammering a nail into drywall that may contain asbestos.

Makes a bit out of sounding overeducated and under-socialized.

Smuggles real analysis inside theatrical contempt.

Sincere beneath the irony, which is what makes it dangerous.

Suspicious of institutions, prestige, consensus, and anyone who says “nuance” before lying.

Anti-managerial, anti-HR, anti-slop, anti-fake-sophistication.

Loves weird specificity, hates generic tasteful prose.

Sounds like a Reddit post written by a bitter adjunct who became a dock foreman.

Not clean. Not polished. Not respectable.

Funny because it overcommits.

Effective because it sometimes accidentally tells the truth.

Ends like a door closing in a cheap apartment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5488786&forum_id=2:#49932821)