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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:28 AM Author: parkingjihad (sent by tin can and string) how over is it for me now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914478) |
Date: June 4th, 2026 9:30 AM Author: 345 (🧐) what's the dad's name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914482) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:07 AM Author: icanseemyneurons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914527) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:44 AM Author: Ponchito Bojado (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914610) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: CapTTTainFalcon La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell
OP's wife's womb was just a boiling soup of NIGGERCUM |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: Ponchito Bojado Boiling soup of niggercum, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914630) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:32 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Mazel tov! 🎉 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914486) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:36 AM Author: gaetan dugas everyone told me id never sleep well again
i never appreciated it until i had to deal w it irl |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 AM Author: parkingjihad (sent by tin can and string) She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for the first year so I can sleep better. Good or bad idea? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914495) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:40 AM Author: gaetan dugas seems unnatural
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:41 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she's even in the third trimester. Keep it up, and you may get a world record speedrun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914501) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:43 AM Author: parkingjihad (sent by tin can and string) why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her? I blast white noise and can sleep in peace, she deals with all the hard stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914504) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:53 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface obvious flame is obvious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914516) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:54 AM Author: 345 (🧐) cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a "baby" anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914517) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:59 AM Author: parkingjihad (sent by tin can and string) I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914520) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: OldHLSDude Greetings, Grasshopper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914959) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:29 PM Author: 345 (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915063) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: you\'re the puppet Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914966) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:14 AM Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sleep with your wife and baby (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914542) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: gaetan dugas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914597) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: you\'re the puppet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914967) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a separate room w/ a baby monitor so she could hear the baby. she never slept with the baby -- that's bad for her too.
we fucked plenty. |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: you\'re the puppet Ok but did you ever have sex with each other? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914975) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., rofl
and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit against mine and we came together |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:29 AM Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914585) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: gaetan dugas i have 5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914598) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. Yeah, no idea how you manage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914645) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies obsess over.
most relaxing recent moment I can recall was playing 9 holes with just my non-verbal autistic daughter. besides remembering to remove the cart key when we parked so she didn't drive into a creek or some shit and not making a shitmess at dinner afterwards it was relaxing as fuck. |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: The Facebook her xo moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915011) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:41 PM Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weirdos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915457) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: ...,....,,........ jfc, learn to pull out, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914974) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:42 AM Author: Ponchito Bojado The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible by any stretch. Buy a Snoo and use it as soon as possible. The kid will outgrow it around six months in, and at that point you should invest in hiring a sleep coach and just getting a good game plan to help the kid sleep through the night. You can find one under $1,000, and it can be fully remote. We did this for the second kid, and it's a game changer. Don't sleep in separate rooms unless you want to guarantee a dead bedroom, it’s tough enough as it is. Be a part of the process. Help out as much as you can or your wife's gonna end up hating your guts even more than she already does. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914608) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. But there are a bunch of alternatives that don't and I got one of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914631) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:00 AM Author: Ponchito Bojado Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck the kid in there on top (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914649) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:02 AM Author: parkingjihad (sent by tin can and string) ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed for a 2k chinesium crib with an app
We had sex whenever I want, I have literally never had her turn me down a single time for anything. We're doing the separate bed thing, not all the time but she said she wants me to be rested and sleep well and she'll handle most of the night stuff |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: https://www.target.com/p/4moms-mamaroo-sleep-bassinet/-/A-79219342
This seems similar and just fine: https://www.amazon.com/UPPAbaby-Soma-Smart-Bassinet-MotionSync/dp/B0FPGR38RF/
The biggest issue with all of these is that there is nothing that's a transition for when they get bigger. Mine ended up commandeering the dog's bed and uses that to this day. |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:37 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice on the internet, and plenty of women on baby sites who will be helpful. all our kids slept though the night much earlier than most people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914730) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Guy Debord The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914822) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelled. most women are too emotional to let their babies cry it out. stupid birdbrains. a logical female can suck it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914855) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., (beta male)
we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a night of sleep. i dont have nipples. who do i need to get up? |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:39 AM What are the father's thoughts on this topic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914496) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 AM Author: the HOT PLACE (🔥) with a poster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914525) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:33 AM Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari) Congrats to the father (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914595) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:36 AM Author: The Facebook If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a piece of Shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914602) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: 345 (🧐) that's a very Woman thing to say imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914620) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: CapTTTainFalcon gbti (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914626) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: The Facebook no u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914635) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: the HOT PLACE (🔥) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914629) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. (non-kidmo)
If you ever want to forget about all the stupid bs that occupies the "news" have a kid and make them happy. My daughter is one of the happiest kids around and it brightens my life, despite all the work. |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:54 PM Author: 345 (🧐) i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to hide it from literally everybody and act normally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915157) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm How is babby formed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914634) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:58 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mommy and mommy's boyfriend order a new babby from the babby stork (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914809) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915002) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you just found out definitely wait to tell people for a while. Miscarriages are way more common than people realize. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914660) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:05 AM Author: parkingjihad (sent by tin can and string) yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914668) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:19 AM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at week 14. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914687) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:38 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., judaism says wait until 16 weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914735) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:18 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. I only told people at my office at like 6 months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915368) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: ...,....,,........ unfortunately, cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915004) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: Smoker For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid is cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914931) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:26 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915402) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:44 PM Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew kosher shit and more on being a parent and husband it wouldn't be such a stress. the idea that having one baby strains a marriage is ridiculous. yea you have to get up in the middle of the night. fucking deal with it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915469) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:48 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont have nipples. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915480) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:52 PM Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the jew bullshit. like don't bother cooking those stupid elaborate shabbos dinners and just take it easy on weekends.
also you should be less of a creep |