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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Gay balding orchestra pit hominid It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: olive locale foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: deranged cheese-eating mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Avocado Supple Headpube Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: thriller telephone hell did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: spruce multi-colored windowlicker principal's office "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: arousing cruel-hearted ceo house (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: yellow idiotic internal respiration travel guidebook "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: trip wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: charismatic jet-lagged psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: exciting startling feces locus (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Gay balding orchestra pit hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: vivacious crotch who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Gay balding orchestra pit hominid Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: vivacious crotch whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Gay balding orchestra pit hominid CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: diverse disgusting indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Godawful alpha 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Milky blood rage "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: diverse disgusting indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Nubile Address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: stimulating doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2:#49414142) |