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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: filthy place of business

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Very Tactful Theatre Gaping



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz fear-inspiring nowag milk

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319353)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Plum locus



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Curious chest-beating office



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Stimulating abnormal factory reset button potus



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: adventurous locale



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Curious chest-beating office



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: yapping range candlestick maker

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35845075)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Curious chest-beating office



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Scarlet address



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Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: Odious meetinghouse boistinker



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: cocky church building

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: filthy place of business



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: glassy electric legal warrant death wish



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: razzmatazz fear-inspiring nowag milk

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319367)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: cocky church building

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319372)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: razzmatazz fear-inspiring nowag milk

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319388)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: filthy place of business

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: filthy place of business

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: cocky church building

180

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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Green Thirsty School Masturbator



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: carmine goyim



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Know-it-all crystalline patrolman hospital



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Pungent location famous landscape painting



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: motley partner

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319373)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: razzmatazz fear-inspiring nowag milk



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Green Thirsty School Masturbator



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: High-end lavender sweet tailpipe

underrated

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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: mauve filthpig liquid oxygen



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Painfully honest glittery resort



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Vibrant Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35339084)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: heady den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35342427)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Very Tactful Theatre Gaping

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319379)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: razzmatazz fear-inspiring nowag milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319426)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Green Thirsty School Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319436)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: filthy place of business

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319441)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Swollen bistre bawdyhouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35327926)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: sienna digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35845073)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Curious chest-beating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#36385792)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Know-it-all crystalline patrolman hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#49408111)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: concupiscible deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319393)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Charismatic Fishy State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320332)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Plum locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320588)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: godawful new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320692)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Plum locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35333955)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: mauve filthpig liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#36409505)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Shivering drab foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#36997758)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: chestnut confused spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319364)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: filthy place of business

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319374)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Racy fiercely-loyal mediation church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319729)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: grizzly apoplectic library mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320671)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Curious chest-beating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35321905)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: exhilarant pistol native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35717240)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: razzmatazz fear-inspiring nowag milk

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319400)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Racy fiercely-loyal mediation church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319728)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: puce well-lubricated headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#36996567)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Green Thirsty School Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319403)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Green Thirsty School Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319431)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: filthy place of business

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Very Tactful Theatre Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319447)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: cocky church building

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: filthy place of business

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: exciting magenta lay

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: exciting magenta lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319994)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: filthy place of business

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: cocky church building

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320213)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: carmine goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320243)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: motley partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320273)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: anal site keepsake machete

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320570)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Green Thirsty School Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320675)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Flatulent Mint Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35321803)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Swollen bistre bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35327931)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Emerald Comical Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35328457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: floppy gunner market

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35361311)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: umber really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35361465)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: mauve filthpig liquid oxygen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35631582)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Scarlet address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#36409534)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: saffron hateful therapy property

TOP NOTCH XO RIGHT HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#36409928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: bipolar khaki macaca voyeur



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: bipolar khaki macaca voyeur



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: puce well-lubricated headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#36996565)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: irradiated tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#36997862)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: mauve filthpig liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#37076025)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: 180 Aqua Mad-dog Skullcap Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#48462347)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Know-it-all crystalline patrolman hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#49408120)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Lascivious idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#49408123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: carmine goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320220)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: Racy fiercely-loyal mediation church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319739)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Pungent location famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35326207)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Emerald Comical Hall

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319455)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Offensive vigorous casino

fun thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319478)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Green Thirsty School Masturbator



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: laughsome carnelian pit windowlicker



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: honey-headed passionate reading party stag film



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: exciting magenta lay

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted blood rage

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: filthy place of business

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319688)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: exciting magenta lay

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319704)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted blood rage

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: filthy place of business

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319731)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Green Thirsty School Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319958)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: anal site keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320563)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Curious chest-beating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35321921)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: motley partner

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35321941)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: puce well-lubricated headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#36996572)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Pungent location famous landscape painting

Next level. I’m such a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35326223)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Charismatic Fishy State

Wheels within wheels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35328396)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Stimulating abnormal factory reset button potus



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: dull aromatic stage



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Vibrant Preventive Strike



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Green Thirsty School Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319955)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: motley partner

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: filthy place of business

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: anal site keepsake machete

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: motley partner

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: anal site keepsake machete

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: filthy place of business

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: anal site keepsake machete

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: motley partner

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: Charismatic Fishy State

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35328416)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: light arousing newt bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319641)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted blood rage

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319656)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: filthy place of business

"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice of Italian bread with honey smeared on top, because Napoleon was from Corsica and had honeybees on his imperial crest!"

"I know - he's so smart AND creative!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319703)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: filthy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319914)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Flatulent Mint Business Firm

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319980)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: filthy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320013)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Green Thirsty School Masturbator

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320687)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: ivory hominid

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35336850)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: umber really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35361473)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: concupiscible deer antler

Classic xo 18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35319971)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: carmine goyim



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Pungent location famous landscape painting

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320146)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: irradiated tanning salon

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320177)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Plum locus

great threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: filthy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320320)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: filthy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320503)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: anal site keepsake machete

Fantastic content creartion and history lesson.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: filthy place of business

(DC 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: motley partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35321002)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Curious chest-beating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: sienna digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35845091)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: motley partner

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: chestnut confused spot

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35321019)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz fear-inspiring nowag milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#49408101)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Know-it-all crystalline patrolman hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#49408130)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: hairraiser immigrant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35321030)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: filthy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35321108)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: cocky church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35321156)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Green Thirsty School Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35321769)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Curious chest-beating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35321943)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: Thriller jewess trailer park

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: concupiscible deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35324150)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: Stimulating abnormal factory reset button potus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: carmine goyim

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: filthy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35326318)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: motley partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35326325)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Emerald Comical Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35328520)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: umber really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35361475)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: bipolar khaki macaca voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: dull aromatic stage

The fucking kicker kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: floppy gunner market

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: puce well-lubricated headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz fear-inspiring nowag milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#46463254)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: brilliant idea he suggested kitchen

"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly killed me, wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#49408089)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: diverse cream area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: bateful corn cake lodge

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: filthy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: rambunctious boyish crackhouse

His date getting hard as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: filthy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35322279)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Pale fragrant forum dingle berry

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: filthy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Curious chest-beating office

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Disrespectful pocket flask

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: filthy place of business

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: motley partner

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: Disrespectful pocket flask

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: carmine goyim

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Disrespectful pocket flask

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: carmine goyim

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: filthy place of business

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: carmine goyim

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Thriller jewess trailer park

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: motley partner

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: filthy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: big personal credit line

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring stead

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: Odious meetinghouse boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35326794)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: filthy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35327327)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: lime autistic pozpig orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35328351)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: mustard garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35330280)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: filthy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35332655)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: spectacular space

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: filthy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35339007)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring stead

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Obsidian Whorehouse

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: heady den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35342422)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: floppy gunner market

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: filthy place of business

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: rambunctious boyish crackhouse

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: razzmatazz fear-inspiring nowag milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35361453)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Maroon galvanic university



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: filthy place of business



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: exhilarant pistol native



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Author: Marvelous gay temple indirect expression



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: exhilarant pistol native



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: floppy gunner market

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: filthy place of business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#35844732)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: puce well-lubricated headpube



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz fear-inspiring nowag milk



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: puce well-lubricated headpube



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: filthy place of business



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Vibrant Preventive Strike

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#36997805)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz fear-inspiring nowag milk



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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: filthy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#36999477)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: filthy place of business

huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: dull aromatic stage

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#39108116)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Titillating Duck-like Base

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2:#40885180)



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Date: November 16th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: Odious meetinghouse boistinker



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