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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Seedy Yellow Becky Senate | 10/09/12 |
| Seedy Yellow Becky Senate | 10/09/12 |
| Seedy Yellow Becky Senate | 10/10/12 |
| bearded scarlet lay generalized bond | 10/10/12 |
| violent talking clown sanctuary | 10/10/12 |
| 180 clear striped hyena | 10/10/12 |
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| slimy feces | 10/10/12 |
| Blathering faggotry | 10/10/12 |
| Amethyst mother | 10/10/12 |
| boyish fluffy abode | 05/15/23 |
| Seedy Yellow Becky Senate | 10/10/12 |
| Cracking opaque queen of the night meetinghouse | 10/10/12 |
| Stirring Library Pistol | 10/10/12 |
| Milky organic girlfriend | 10/29/12 |
| Passionate Smoky Den Azn | 05/14/23 |
| Emerald provocative kitchen | 10/29/12 |
| floppy spot | 10/29/12 |
| concupiscible copper trump supporter | 05/15/23 |
| Bipolar exciting police squad | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Seedy Yellow Becky Senate http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Seedy Yellow Becky Senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Seedy Yellow Becky Senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: bearded scarlet lay generalized bond lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: violent talking clown sanctuary What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: 180 clear striped hyena http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Blathering faggotry dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: slimy feces Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Blathering faggotry cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Amethyst mother "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: boyish fluffy abode It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Seedy Yellow Becky Senate Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Cracking opaque queen of the night meetinghouse tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Stirring Library Pistol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Milky organic girlfriend awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Passionate Smoky Den Azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Emerald provocative kitchen these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: floppy spot Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: concupiscible copper trump supporter 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Bipolar exciting police squad You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Buff boiling water lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: aphrodisiac blue faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#49639607) |