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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
tell me
at-the-ready mind-boggling kitchen
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
lol tyft
stimulating potus
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
sickened glittery boiling water
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Black Nibblets
  12/28/13
fucking lol
cruel-hearted arousing shitlib station
  05/12/15
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Lemon flatulent step-uncle's house
  05/12/15
so underrated
confused abode
  01/19/16
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bonkers feces
  06/07/17
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Amethyst Stirring Bawdyhouse
  03/31/18
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Peach Adulterous Lodge Gaping
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Wonderful magenta liquid oxygen personal credit line
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racy crackhouse sandwich
  12/16/21
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Red galvanic mediation mexican
  02/16/23
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supple impertinent cuckoldry office
  12/11/24
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House-broken slate striped hyena native
  06/11/25
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turbofag
  08/12/25
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.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
concupiscible french chef gaming laptop
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
bronze idiotic location therapy
  08/14/13
lmao
at-the-ready mind-boggling kitchen
  05/12/15
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Startled idiot stage
  12/11/24
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supple impertinent cuckoldry office
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
concupiscible french chef gaming laptop
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Vigorous Angry Point Filthpig
  08/14/13
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stimulating potus
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Rambunctious plaza
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
rofl
at-the-ready mind-boggling kitchen
  08/14/13
180
racy crackhouse sandwich
  08/14/13
rofl
Heady center
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
cream talented famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
lol
nubile mint library
  08/14/13
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Domesticated exciting pit dingle berry
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bonkers feces
  03/10/14
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Pale Laughsome Messiness Double Fault
  03/24/21
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Red galvanic mediation mexican
  02/16/23
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turbofag
  08/12/25
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light stag film stock car
  08/14/13
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stimulating potus
  08/14/13
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light stag film stock car
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
bronze idiotic location therapy
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
light stag film stock car
  08/14/13
best of thread
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
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Honey-headed Spectacular Locus
  08/14/13
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supple impertinent cuckoldry office
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
supple impertinent cuckoldry office
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
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stimulating potus
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
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stimulating potus
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
stimulating potus
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
excitant main people
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
bronze idiotic location therapy
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Shimmering Big Son Of Senegal School Cafeteria
  08/14/13
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at-the-ready mind-boggling kitchen
  08/14/13
180
Frozen Masturbator
  08/14/13
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Nudist jet-lagged gas station
  08/14/13
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Domesticated exciting pit dingle berry
  08/15/13
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Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/17/13
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cruel-hearted arousing shitlib station
  01/19/16
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Amethyst Stirring Bawdyhouse
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Shimmering Big Son Of Senegal School Cafeteria
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Honey-headed Spectacular Locus
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Honey-headed Spectacular Locus
  08/14/13
lol
fragrant splenetic forum windowlicker
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
light stag film stock car
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
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Honey-headed Spectacular Locus
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Multi-colored Drab Travel Guidebook
  08/14/13
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green vibrant chapel
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
light stag film stock car
  08/14/13
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submissive flickering chad sneaky criminal
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
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Honey-headed Spectacular Locus
  08/14/13
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Misanthropic Cerebral Stead
  09/11/13
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Misanthropic Cerebral Stead
  02/16/23
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Pale Laughsome Messiness Double Fault
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Honey-headed Spectacular Locus
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Honey-headed Spectacular Locus
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
bipolar stage trump supporter
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
wild ultramarine meetinghouse dog poop
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Rambunctious plaza
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Rambunctious plaza
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
racy crackhouse sandwich
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Cracking foreskin
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
shaky awkward whorehouse
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Honey-headed Spectacular Locus
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
wild ultramarine meetinghouse dog poop
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
bipolar stage trump supporter
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
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Anal kitty cat faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
wild ultramarine meetinghouse dog poop
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
wild ultramarine meetinghouse dog poop
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
wild ultramarine meetinghouse dog poop
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
wild ultramarine meetinghouse dog poop
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
wild ultramarine meetinghouse dog poop
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
wild ultramarine meetinghouse dog poop
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
stimulating potus
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
stimulating potus
  08/14/13
whatever
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Coiffed motley senate
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Honey-headed Spectacular Locus
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
light stag film stock car
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
lol
Frozen Masturbator
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
180
racy crackhouse sandwich
  08/14/13
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bright weed whacker lay
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
light stag film stock car
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
apoplectic theater
  08/14/13
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apoplectic theater
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
racy crackhouse sandwich
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
racy crackhouse sandwich
  08/14/13
lol tyft
stimulating potus
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
stimulating potus
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
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pontificating hospital twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Frozen Masturbator
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Ruby locale volcanic crater
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Floppy Plum Principal's Office Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
racy crackhouse sandwich
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
racy crackhouse sandwich
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Honey-headed Spectacular Locus
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
racy crackhouse sandwich
  08/14/13
165
free-loading preventive strike
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
lmao
stimulating potus
  08/14/13
...
Anal kitty cat faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
aromatic party of the first part
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
flirting psychic
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  08/14/13
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apoplectic theater
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
Pics?
fishy massive sanctuary black woman
  08/14/13
link?
Startled idiot stage
  08/17/13
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at-the-ready mind-boggling kitchen
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
contagious milk
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Olive Comical Partner Dilemma
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Honey-headed Spectacular Locus
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
sooty swashbuckling parlour hissy fit
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
insecure charismatic pocket flask resort
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
insecure charismatic pocket flask resort
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
insecure charismatic pocket flask resort
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Irradiated walnut kitty codepig
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
insecure charismatic pocket flask resort
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
ivory toaster azn
  08/14/13
Underrated
free-loading preventive strike
  08/15/13
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bonkers feces
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Irradiated walnut kitty codepig
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
ivory toaster azn
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Rose maniacal heaven hunting ground
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Honey-headed Spectacular Locus
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
adventurous shrine fat ankles
  08/14/13
lol
nubile mint library
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
adventurous shrine fat ankles
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
nubile mint library
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
adventurous shrine fat ankles
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Irradiated walnut kitty codepig
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Odious lavender newt house
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
bipolar stage trump supporter
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Drunken talking school
  08/14/13
180
Soul-stirring Rehab Voyeur
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
nubile mint library
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Domesticated exciting pit dingle berry
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
nubile mint library
  08/14/13
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Thriller organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
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Exhilarant casino ceo
  08/14/13
180
insecure charismatic pocket flask resort
  08/14/13
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ivory toaster azn
  08/15/13
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sooty swashbuckling parlour hissy fit
  08/17/13
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pearl garrison becky
  09/11/13
Lmao
abusive razzmatazz marketing idea
  06/07/17
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turbofag
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Hateful fuchsia knife box office
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Thriller organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Tantric spot boltzmann
  08/14/13
lol
insecure charismatic pocket flask resort
  08/14/13
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hilarious coral site prole
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
mahogany razzle theatre
  08/14/13
180
orange razzle-dazzle mad cow disease cuckold
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
hairraiser jet hall
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
180 translucent rigor indirect expression
  08/17/13
poignant
Azure Aggressive Dopamine Blood Rage
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Electric coldplay fan
  08/17/13
...
Thriller organic girlfriend
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
pearl garrison becky
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Misanthropic Cerebral Stead
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Rose maniacal heaven hunting ground
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Black Nibblets
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
crimson depressive
  12/28/13
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Dashing alpha
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
frisky address
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
boyish cobalt base mental disorder
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Histrionic Milky Toilet Seat University
  03/10/14
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cruel-hearted arousing shitlib station
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Multi-colored Drab Travel Guidebook
  05/12/15
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Curious ruddy trust fund deer antler
  01/19/16
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Domesticated exciting pit dingle berry
  10/25/17
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Startled idiot stage
  11/29/15
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Startled idiot stage
  12/23/15
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cruel-hearted arousing shitlib station
  01/05/16
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Startled idiot stage
  03/13/16
I want pizza
aphrodisiac church queen of the night
  06/07/17
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Curious ruddy trust fund deer antler
  09/22/17
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Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
maroon bespoke tanning salon
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
dead circlehead
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
maroon bespoke tanning salon
  07/18/18
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Pale Laughsome Messiness Double Fault
  04/30/19
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Startled idiot stage
  06/21/20
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Startled idiot stage
  06/23/20
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Topaz duck-like turdskin bbw
  07/11/20
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Pale Laughsome Messiness Double Fault
  12/16/21
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Pale Laughsome Messiness Double Fault
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: at-the-ready mind-boggling kitchen

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: stimulating potus

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: sickened glittery boiling water

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Black Nibblets

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: cruel-hearted arousing shitlib station

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Lemon flatulent step-uncle's house



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: confused abode

so underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#29635524)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: bonkers feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Amethyst Stirring Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Peach Adulterous Lodge Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Wonderful magenta liquid oxygen personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: racy crackhouse sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Red galvanic mediation mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: supple impertinent cuckoldry office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: House-broken slate striped hyena native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: concupiscible french chef gaming laptop

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: bronze idiotic location therapy

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: at-the-ready mind-boggling kitchen

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Startled idiot stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: supple impertinent cuckoldry office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: concupiscible french chef gaming laptop

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Vigorous Angry Point Filthpig

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: stimulating potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Rambunctious plaza

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: at-the-ready mind-boggling kitchen

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: racy crackhouse sandwich

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Heady center

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: cream talented famous landscape painting

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: nubile mint library

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Domesticated exciting pit dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: bonkers feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Pale Laughsome Messiness Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Red galvanic mediation mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: light stag film stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: stimulating potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: light stag film stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: bronze idiotic location therapy

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: light stag film stock car

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Honey-headed Spectacular Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: supple impertinent cuckoldry office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: supple impertinent cuckoldry office

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: stimulating potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: stimulating potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: stimulating potus

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: excitant main people

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: bronze idiotic location therapy

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Shimmering Big Son Of Senegal School Cafeteria

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: at-the-ready mind-boggling kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Frozen Masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Nudist jet-lagged gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Domesticated exciting pit dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: cruel-hearted arousing shitlib station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Amethyst Stirring Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Shimmering Big Son Of Senegal School Cafeteria

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Honey-headed Spectacular Locus

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Honey-headed Spectacular Locus

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: fragrant splenetic forum windowlicker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: light stag film stock car

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Honey-headed Spectacular Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored Drab Travel Guidebook

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: green vibrant chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: light stag film stock car

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: submissive flickering chad sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Honey-headed Spectacular Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Misanthropic Cerebral Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Misanthropic Cerebral Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Pale Laughsome Messiness Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Honey-headed Spectacular Locus

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Honey-headed Spectacular Locus

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: bipolar stage trump supporter

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: wild ultramarine meetinghouse dog poop

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Rambunctious plaza

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Rambunctious plaza

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: racy crackhouse sandwich

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Cracking foreskin

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: shaky awkward whorehouse

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Honey-headed Spectacular Locus

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: wild ultramarine meetinghouse dog poop

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: bipolar stage trump supporter

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Anal kitty cat faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: wild ultramarine meetinghouse dog poop

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: wild ultramarine meetinghouse dog poop

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: wild ultramarine meetinghouse dog poop

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: wild ultramarine meetinghouse dog poop

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: wild ultramarine meetinghouse dog poop

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: wild ultramarine meetinghouse dog poop

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: stimulating potus

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: stimulating potus

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Coiffed motley senate

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Honey-headed Spectacular Locus

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: light stag film stock car

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Frozen Masturbator

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: racy crackhouse sandwich

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: bright weed whacker lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: light stag film stock car

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: apoplectic theater

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: apoplectic theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: racy crackhouse sandwich

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: racy crackhouse sandwich

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: stimulating potus

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: stimulating potus

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: pontificating hospital twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Frozen Masturbator

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Ruby locale volcanic crater

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Floppy Plum Principal's Office Mad-dog Skullcap

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: racy crackhouse sandwich

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: racy crackhouse sandwich

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Honey-headed Spectacular Locus

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: racy crackhouse sandwich

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: free-loading preventive strike

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: stimulating potus

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Anal kitty cat faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: aromatic party of the first part

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: flirting psychic

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: apoplectic theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: fishy massive sanctuary black woman

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Startled idiot stage

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: at-the-ready mind-boggling kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: contagious milk

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Olive Comical Partner Dilemma

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Honey-headed Spectacular Locus

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: sooty swashbuckling parlour hissy fit

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: insecure charismatic pocket flask resort

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: insecure charismatic pocket flask resort

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: insecure charismatic pocket flask resort

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Shivering Abnormal Property Private Investor

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Irradiated walnut kitty codepig

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: insecure charismatic pocket flask resort

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: ivory toaster azn

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: free-loading preventive strike

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: bonkers feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Irradiated walnut kitty codepig

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: ivory toaster azn

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Rose maniacal heaven hunting ground

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Honey-headed Spectacular Locus

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: adventurous shrine fat ankles

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: nubile mint library

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: adventurous shrine fat ankles

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: nubile mint library

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: adventurous shrine fat ankles

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Irradiated walnut kitty codepig

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Odious lavender newt house

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: bipolar stage trump supporter

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Drunken talking school

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Rehab Voyeur

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: nubile mint library

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Domesticated exciting pit dingle berry

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: nubile mint library

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Thriller organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant casino ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: insecure charismatic pocket flask resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: ivory toaster azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: sooty swashbuckling parlour hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: pearl garrison becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: abusive razzmatazz marketing idea

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Hateful fuchsia knife box office

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Thriller organic girlfriend

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Tantric spot boltzmann

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: insecure charismatic pocket flask resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: hilarious coral site prole



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: mahogany razzle theatre

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: orange razzle-dazzle mad cow disease cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: hairraiser jet hall

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: 180 translucent rigor indirect expression

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Azure Aggressive Dopamine Blood Rage

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Electric coldplay fan

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Thriller organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: pearl garrison becky

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Misanthropic Cerebral Stead

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Rose maniacal heaven hunting ground

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Black Nibblets

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: crimson depressive

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Dashing alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: frisky address

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: boyish cobalt base mental disorder

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Histrionic Milky Toilet Seat University

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: cruel-hearted arousing shitlib station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Multi-colored Drab Travel Guidebook

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Curious ruddy trust fund deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Domesticated exciting pit dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Startled idiot stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Startled idiot stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: cruel-hearted arousing shitlib station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Startled idiot stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac church queen of the night

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Curious ruddy trust fund deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Rusted Appetizing Philosopher-king Useless Brakes



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: maroon bespoke tanning salon

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: dead circlehead

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: maroon bespoke tanning salon

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Pale Laughsome Messiness Double Fault



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Startled idiot stage



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Startled idiot stage



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Topaz duck-like turdskin bbw



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Pale Laughsome Messiness Double Fault



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Pale Laughsome Messiness Double Fault



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