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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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vigorous plaza roommate
  08/14/13
tell me
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  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
vigorous plaza roommate
  08/14/13
lol tyft
azure hateful national rigpig
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Magenta motley dilemma
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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  12/28/13
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  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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  08/14/13
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bat shit crazy abusive love of her life site
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
ungodly pervert mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
vigorous plaza roommate
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Nighttime Property Sandwich
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
vigorous plaza roommate
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
vigorous plaza roommate
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
vigorous plaza roommate
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
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  08/14/13
rofl
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180
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
vigorous plaza roommate
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
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  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
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  08/14/13
best of thread
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  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
bat shit crazy abusive love of her life site
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
vigorous plaza roommate
  08/14/13
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azure hateful national rigpig
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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azure hateful national rigpig
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
vigorous plaza roommate
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
azure hateful national rigpig
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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Pizzas are not whores.
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Twisted Boiling Water Forum
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Henna senate striped hyena
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
ivory idiotic gas station
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
ivory idiotic gas station
  08/14/13
lol
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  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
vigorous plaza roommate
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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ivory idiotic gas station
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
vigorous plaza roommate
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
vigorous plaza roommate
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
vigorous plaza roommate
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
ivory idiotic gas station
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
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  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
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  08/14/13
To be fair, k
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  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
ivory idiotic gas station
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
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  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
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  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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  08/14/13
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go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Irradiated Fanboi Haunted Graveyard
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
azure hateful national rigpig
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
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  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
azure hateful national rigpig
  08/14/13
whatever
Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
ivory idiotic gas station
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
vigorous plaza roommate
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
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  08/14/13
lol
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
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  08/14/13
180
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
vigorous plaza roommate
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
vigorous plaza roommate
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
vigorous plaza roommate
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Anal Kitchen Goal In Life
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Anal Kitchen Goal In Life
  08/14/13
lol tyft
azure hateful national rigpig
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
azure hateful national rigpig
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
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  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Alcoholic chad
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Anal Kitchen Goal In Life
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
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  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Anal Kitchen Goal In Life
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
ivory idiotic gas station
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
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  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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  08/14/13
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When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
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  08/14/13
lmao
azure hateful national rigpig
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
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  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
vigorous plaza roommate
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
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  08/14/13
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my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version
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Pics?
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  08/14/13
link?
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  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
ivory idiotic gas station
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
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  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
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  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
citrine step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Red Roast Beef Electric Furnace
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
citrine step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Mind-boggling gaping public bath
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Underrated
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After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Red Roast Beef Electric Furnace
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Mind-boggling gaping public bath
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LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Bossy affirmative action
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
ivory idiotic gas station
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
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lol
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  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
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  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
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  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
House-broken Tattoo Queen Of The Night
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Red Roast Beef Electric Furnace
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
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  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
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  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
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pizza doesn't cut itself
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/thread. instant classic
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180
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Mind-boggling gaping public bath
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Mauve slippery institution lettuce
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Misunderstood fragrant hominid doctorate
  09/11/13
Lmao
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  06/07/17
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turbofag
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
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  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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  08/14/13
lol
citrine step-uncle's house
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When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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  08/14/13
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
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  08/17/13
poignant
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  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
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  08/17/13
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electric idea he suggested
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Misunderstood fragrant hominid doctorate
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
heady filthy windowlicker water buffalo
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Bossy affirmative action
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
arousing gaming laptop
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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  12/28/13
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  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Sticky friendly grandma
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Gold nubile partner bawdyhouse
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Diverse Hilarious Toilet Seat
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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  03/13/16
I want pizza
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vigorous plaza roommate
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
mahogany shrine
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Bearded Talented Azn
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: vengeful sanctuary gay wizard

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: azure hateful national rigpig

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Magenta motley dilemma

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: arousing gaming laptop

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: fighting high-end organic girlfriend school

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: soul-stirring clear potus



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: contagious angry prole university

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Sooty cocky brethren office



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Twisted Boiling Water Forum



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Author: chrome dopamine



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: razzmatazz hell weed whacker



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Anal Kitchen Goal In Life



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sexy stead double fault



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: bat shit crazy abusive love of her life site



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Rose Thriller Trailer Park



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,




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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: ungodly pervert mad-dog skullcap

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: domesticated grizzly sneaky criminal box office

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: vengeful sanctuary gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: bisexual half-breed cumskin



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: bat shit crazy abusive love of her life site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: ungodly pervert mad-dog skullcap

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Charismatic elite locus macaca

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: azure hateful national rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Nighttime Property Sandwich

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: vengeful sanctuary gay wizard

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Anal Kitchen Goal In Life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: bespoke tanning salon background story

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Navy indian lodge

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: passionate balding sound barrier lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: stirring autistic gunner station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Sooty cocky brethren office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Racy sex offender field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sexy stead double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: excitant erotic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: azure hateful national rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: excitant erotic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: domesticated grizzly sneaky criminal box office

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: excitant erotic point

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: ivory idiotic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: bat shit crazy abusive love of her life site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: bat shit crazy abusive love of her life site

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: azure hateful national rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: azure hateful national rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: azure hateful national rigpig

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: amber turdskin market

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: domesticated grizzly sneaky criminal box office

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Henna senate striped hyena

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: vengeful sanctuary gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: exciting bright regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Pontificating Appetizing Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: stirring autistic gunner station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: fighting high-end organic girlfriend school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Twisted Boiling Water Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Henna senate striped hyena

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: ivory idiotic gas station

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: ivory idiotic gas station

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: fluffy theater ceo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: excitant erotic point

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: ivory idiotic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Carnelian curious jew

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: floppy topaz brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: excitant erotic point

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Vibrant theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: ivory idiotic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: heady filthy windowlicker water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: heady filthy windowlicker water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Racy sex offender field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: ivory idiotic gas station

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: ivory idiotic gas station

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Blathering son of senegal church building

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Irradiated Fanboi Haunted Graveyard

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Nighttime Property Sandwich

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Nighttime Property Sandwich

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Anal Kitchen Goal In Life

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: violet hairless range antidepressant drug

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Puce hot clown

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: ivory idiotic gas station

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Irradiated Fanboi Haunted Graveyard

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Blathering son of senegal church building

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Avocado comical police squad scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Irradiated Fanboi Haunted Graveyard

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Irradiated Fanboi Haunted Graveyard

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Irradiated Fanboi Haunted Graveyard

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Irradiated Fanboi Haunted Graveyard

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Irradiated Fanboi Haunted Graveyard

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Irradiated Fanboi Haunted Graveyard

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: azure hateful national rigpig

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: azure hateful national rigpig

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: spectacular school cafeteria giraffe

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: ivory idiotic gas station

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: excitant erotic point

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: exciting bright regret

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Anal Kitchen Goal In Life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: excitant erotic point

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: cracking hospital sweet tailpipe

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: cracking hospital sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Anal Kitchen Goal In Life

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Anal Kitchen Goal In Life

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: azure hateful national rigpig

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: azure hateful national rigpig

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: orange confused lay marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: exciting bright regret

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Poppy useless pozpig

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Alcoholic chad

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Anal Kitchen Goal In Life

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Anal Kitchen Goal In Life

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: ivory idiotic gas station

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Anal Kitchen Goal In Life

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: lilac stag film

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: azure hateful national rigpig

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Avocado comical police squad scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: ruddy titillating house pistol

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: lascivious casino

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: vigorous plaza roommate

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: cracking hospital sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: free-loading menage

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: bisexual half-breed cumskin

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: vengeful sanctuary gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: razzle violent locale karate

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Flickering state

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: ivory idiotic gas station

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Mauve slippery institution lettuce

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: citrine step-uncle's house

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: citrine step-uncle's house

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: citrine step-uncle's house

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Wonderful Cheese-eating Dragon New Version

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Red Roast Beef Electric Furnace

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: citrine step-uncle's house

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling gaping public bath

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: lilac stag film

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Sooty cocky brethren office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Red Roast Beef Electric Furnace

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Mind-boggling gaping public bath

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Bossy affirmative action

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: ivory idiotic gas station

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: House-broken Tattoo Queen Of The Night

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: passionate balding sound barrier lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: House-broken Tattoo Queen Of The Night

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: passionate balding sound barrier lodge

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: House-broken Tattoo Queen Of The Night

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Red Roast Beef Electric Furnace

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: 180 blue filthpig party of the first part

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Blathering son of senegal church building

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: marvelous indigo old irish cottage

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: cerebral church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: passionate balding sound barrier lodge

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: stirring autistic gunner station

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: passionate balding sound barrier lodge

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: electric idea he suggested



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: awkward preventive strike blood rage



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: citrine step-uncle's house

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Mind-boggling gaping public bath



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Mauve slippery institution lettuce



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Misunderstood fragrant hominid doctorate



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Aromatic business firm

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: slimy rambunctious mental disorder main people

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: electric idea he suggested

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Wild at-the-ready yarmulke

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: citrine step-uncle's house

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: stimulating spot generalized bond



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: pearly cuck reading party

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: zombie-like laughsome heaven cuckoldry

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Boyish Area

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Histrionic impressive ratface

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: glittery jap

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: disrespectful stage ape

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: electric idea he suggested



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Misunderstood fragrant hominid doctorate

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: heady filthy windowlicker water buffalo

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Bossy affirmative action

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: arousing gaming laptop

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: maroon nowag

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: adventurous apoplectic volcanic crater personal credit line



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Sticky friendly grandma

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Gold nubile partner bawdyhouse

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Diverse Hilarious Toilet Seat

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: fighting high-end organic girlfriend school



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Carnelian curious jew

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: ruby coldplay fan abode



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: stirring autistic gunner station



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: bisexual half-breed cumskin



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: bisexual half-breed cumskin



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: fighting high-end organic girlfriend school



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: aqua quadroon nursing home

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: ruby coldplay fan abode



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: mahogany shrine

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Bearded Talented Azn

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: mahogany shrine

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Racy sex offender field



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: bisexual half-breed cumskin



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: bisexual half-breed cumskin



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
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