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Just told my wife she was worth $2.341 million

At first she was like, “what?” Then I told her,...
black abyss
  02/26/26
$2.3M can buy some nice coins. She should be really happy.
samoth
  02/26/26
Fuck coins. Fuck history. I just want to provide for my fami...
black abyss
  02/26/26
You can get some nice coins for $2.3M, or fund half your kid...
samoth
  02/26/26
College tuition can be had affordably remotely now. there's ...
black abyss
  02/26/26
Yeah, but this is XO. I thought the board was prestige-orien...
samoth
  02/26/26
We’re living in a brave new world. What is prestige? D...
black abyss
  02/26/26
I've never been prestigious, so I think we're in agreement o...
samoth
  02/26/26
But she's married to a fat faggot.
Nude Six Nine
  02/26/26
She’s married. She’s a multimillionaire. She has...
black abyss
  02/26/26
She's humiliated by your huge fatness and general clownishne...
Nude Six Nine
  02/26/26
If his wife & kids are truly happy, he's done a lot more...
samoth
  02/26/26
A month ago all he did was bitch about all of them. He's a ...
Nude Six Nine
  02/26/26
I don't know the guy personally, but I doubt XO perfectly re...
samoth
  02/26/26
I fart and shit and jerk off and hate pedo state IRL.
Nude Six Nine
  02/26/26
So a few steps below the guy with a happy family, then.
samoth
  02/26/26
Nah. I don't bitch about my family.
Nude Six Nine
  02/26/26
You sound pretty negative & unhappy in this thread. You ...
samoth
  02/26/26
I have a big penis and I'm generally happy all day, every da...
Nude Six Nine
  02/26/26
You should exhibit more happiness here. Lighten up the board...
samoth
  02/26/26
I think my Whok threading is 180
Nude Six Nine
  02/26/26
Can I poast that ass pic of her now? Imagine her happiness k...
@grok, is this true?
  02/26/26
No. That’s my wife, brother.
black abyss
  02/26/26
We could share?
@grok, is this true?
  02/26/26
i'm worthless afaict
norwood ultra
  02/26/26
isn't she entitled to half of your shit? so she's worth hal...
Consuela
  02/26/26
...
Kenneth Play
  02/26/26
With all the kids it's probably closer to 90%
TurboGrafx-67
  02/27/26
lovingly explain to her that you are so psychopathic and che...
\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'
  02/26/26
Yeah. No life insurance policy. Also I have open fights with...
black abyss
  02/26/26
He’s uninsurable.
@grok, is this true?
  02/26/26
180 your wife is lucky to have a man like you. Great father,...
dupa
  02/26/26
Mashallah! 🀩 Baruch Hashem! 🀩 It is God’s will...
black abyss
  02/26/26
...
dupa
  02/26/26
...
samoth
  02/26/26
180, you maed it
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  02/26/26
lollllllling over counting the $1,000 in the figure
Shabbat
  02/26/26
disco and his family happy? someone has hacked his account ...
peeface
  02/27/26
The undertone is that if the market goes down today he will ...
@grok, is this true?
  02/27/26
This was just a way for this Jewish fat texan weirdo to bash...
fulano
  02/27/26
Now show her all your XO posts
don diaper
  02/27/26


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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

At first she was like, “what?”

Then I told her, “that’s how much money you have.”

Her face lit up? “Are you serious?”

“Take a look.”

First time I’ve smiled in 10 weeks, and that includes Christmas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698100)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: samoth

$2.3M can buy some nice coins. She should be really happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698109)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Fuck coins. Fuck history. I just want to provide for my family. You realize that coins are obsolete now, don’t you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698112)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: samoth

You can get some nice coins for $2.3M, or fund half your kids' college tuition.

Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698118)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

College tuition can be had affordably remotely now. there's no reason to spend a fortune.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698294)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: samoth

Yeah, but this is XO. I thought the board was prestige-oriented and against TTTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698357)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

We’re living in a brave new world. What is prestige? Does it matter? Does anyone care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698372)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: samoth

I've never been prestigious, so I think we're in agreement on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698415)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Nude Six Nine

But she's married to a fat faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698110)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

She’s married. She’s a multimillionaire. She has a big beautiful house. She has 4 kids she loves. She never has to fuck me. She’s set. And happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698115)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: Nude Six Nine

She's humiliated by your huge fatness and general clownishness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698119)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: samoth

If his wife & kids are truly happy, he's done a lot more than a majority of guys out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698122)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Nude Six Nine

A month ago all he did was bitch about all of them. He's a manchild. No one can be happy around that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698128)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: samoth

I don't know the guy personally, but I doubt XO perfectly reflects who people really are in real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698130)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Nude Six Nine

I fart and shit and jerk off and hate pedo state IRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698131)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: samoth

So a few steps below the guy with a happy family, then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698134)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Nude Six Nine

Nah. I don't bitch about my family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698137)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: samoth

You sound pretty negative & unhappy in this thread. You should poast more about the positives in your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698145)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: Nude Six Nine

I have a big penis and I'm generally happy all day, every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698152)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: samoth

You should exhibit more happiness here. Lighten up the board a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698156)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: Nude Six Nine

I think my Whok threading is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698157)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: @grok, is this true?

Can I poast that ass pic of her now? Imagine her happiness knowing dozens of real lawyers are jerking to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698320)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

No. That’s my wife, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698324)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: @grok, is this true?

We could share?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698488)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: norwood ultra

i'm worthless afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698148)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: Consuela

isn't she entitled to half of your shit? so she's worth half that. unless you are worth double.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698176)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698312)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 2:13 AM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

With all the kids it's probably closer to 90%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698880)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'


lovingly explain to her that you are so psychopathic and cheap that you refuse to protect her wellbeing and happiness with a life insurance policy and report back, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698209)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Yeah. No life insurance policy. Also I have open fights with both my homeowners insurance carrier and my HOA. Serious, mudflinging affairs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698290)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: @grok, is this true?

He’s uninsurable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698322)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dupa

180 your wife is lucky to have a man like you. Great father, husband, provider, poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698296)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Mashallah! 🀩

Baruch Hashem! 🀩

It is God’s will! 🀩

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698317)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: dupa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698368)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: samoth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698358)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

180, you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698325)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Shabbat

lollllllling over counting the $1,000 in the figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698425)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 2:24 AM
Author: peeface

disco and his family happy? someone has hacked his account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698889)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 6:53 AM
Author: @grok, is this true?

The undertone is that if the market goes down today he will be unhappy again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698978)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 6:59 AM
Author: fulano

This was just a way for this Jewish fat texan weirdo to bash Christmas again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698988)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:09 AM
Author: don diaper (🧐)

Now show her all your XO posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2:#49698994)