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This Stephen Miller speech is the Gettysburg Address x1000000
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Date: September 21st, 2025 4:31 PM Author: diaper lawyer Libs, are you realizing what’s about to happen to you yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289614) |
Date: September 21st, 2025 4:32 PM Author: man o' war (🫶🏾) nothing ever happens man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289619) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 4:36 PM Author: chad gundam (🧐) I flipped it on and heard his bald Jewish head rambling about how glorious “our” civilization founding ancestors from Rome and Athens were (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289624) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 4:38 PM Author: peeface modern jews are all just inbred descendants of a few Italians from ~400ad, so solid claim |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 4:40 PM Author: cock of michael obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289635) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 4:36 PM Author: animeboi (.) it's happening now. in my neighborhood patriots are dragging libs from their homes and executing them in the streets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289627) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 4:37 PM Author: diaper lawyer Fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289629) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 4:36 PM Author: cock of michael obama The bald jewish Zionist who looks like Dracula will surely be the savior of the goyim! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289626) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 4:37 PM Author: ''"'''"''"''''"'' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289630) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 4:42 PM Author: Ricky's Rosh Hashanah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289641) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 4:56 PM Author: AZNgirl Charging AZNman $100k to Say Hi To Her AZNgirl loves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289662) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 6:34 PM Author: jag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289864) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 8:22 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: Kike Voldemort will save us! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49290036) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 8:23 PM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49290041) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 5:14 PM Author: UN peacekeeper Luminaries of the right. Also, Duke is a damn fine school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289697) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 5:28 PM Author: 31-year-old shirtless guitar player Will revisit this thread in 1, 2, and 3 months to see whether anything happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289726) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 5:28 PM Author: UN peacekeeper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289727) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 6:24 PM Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,.., What’s the max iq to be impressed by Stephen Miller speaking in public (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289848) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 6:24 PM Author: UN peacekeeper a billion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289849) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 6:24 PM Author: animeboi (.) no limit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289850) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 6:40 PM Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) a googol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289868) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 6:55 PM Author: big ben healy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asymptotic_curve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289891) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 7:15 PM Author: Candy Ride 185 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289911) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 8:23 PM Author: lfo 76 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49290042) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 8:24 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (((-1488))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49290045) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 7:24 PM Author: charles XII The “last measure of devotion” line was exquisite liberal arts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49289932) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 8:24 PM Author: C. Doyle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49290044) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 8:54 PM Author: lfo You believe this Jew's speech made him "immortal" and not the blood of Jesus Christ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49290118) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 9:12 PM Author: charles XII Yeah that was basically an atheist jew thing to say. Don't know why he put that in the speech. Miller is basically Josh Lyman imho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5778409&forum_id=2:#49290158) |
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Date: September 21st, 2025 9:24 PM Author: charles XII INT. WEST WING SPEECHWRITER’S BULLPEN – LATE NIGHT
MILLER (reading aloud, triumphant) “…and so Charlie Kirk gave the last full measure of devotion, sealing his immortality in the annals of a grateful nation.” Lincoln. Undiluted. Thunderous.
CHEUNG (reading over his shoulder) “Sealing his immortality”? Stephen, you’re basically saying the assassin gets co-producer credit.
MILLER History isn’t a polite dinner party. Martyrs don’t RSVP. They’re written by destiny.
JD VANCE Destiny’s fine copy. But you’re brushing right past the theology. The base doesn’t think a bullet makes a soul eternal. They think the blood of Jesus Christ does.
MILLER (halts, blinking) You guys know I’m Jewish, right? (throws up his hands) Oy vey! I’m not exactly the guy to lay out the Eucharist. I can quote Lincoln, I can stir the republic, but the blood of Jesus? That’s… not in my tool kit.
CHEUNG Exactly. If you start riffing on resurrection you’ll sound like a Wikipedia entry with a Brooklyn accent.
JD VANCE Then lean on Lincoln. Say Kirk gave his “last full measure of devotion.” Let the pastor handle immortality.
MILLER (half-smiling, pacing again) Lincoln I can do. Gettysburg I can do. But if the crowd wants Christ, I’m tagging out. (beat) Secular thunder, sacred echo. That’s the compromise.
CHEUNG Good. Just cut the part where the assassin “makes history tremble.” We don’t need a Netflix villain monologue.
MILLER Fine. Lincoln stays, assassin goes. And somebody else can write the Jesus line. I’m a Jew with a legal pad, not a miracle worker.
The storm rattles the windows as Miller drops into a chair, scratching furious notes—Gettysburg cadences without Galilee—while the room buzzes with the uneasy electricity of politics, faith, and a funeral that demands both. |