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Is it prole not to have a bidet toilet?

Hate staying in hotels and AirBnbs where you just have to sm...
talented sooty lodge
  11/01/25
eat more fiber
multi-colored theater fat ankles
  11/01/25
If you don't have a TOTO bidet, you're prole imo
deranged violet toaster theatre
  11/01/25
(guy from 2016) There are plenty of other great options out...
talented sooty lodge
  11/01/25
yeah i was fucking around man trying to justify my choices I...
deranged violet toaster theatre
  11/01/25
I've been thinking about upgrading my master bedroom to one ...
talented sooty lodge
  11/01/25
damn what does the wifi even do for a toilet? mine has heate...
deranged violet toaster theatre
  11/01/25
When you need to unload, you can text it in advance to get r...
talented sooty lodge
  11/01/25
wow
deranged violet toaster theatre
  11/01/25
toto is still top of the market. dont get a chinese knockoff
disturbing gunner
  11/01/25
BioBidet is 180
saffron outnumbered set
  11/02/25
Once you bidet, there’s no other way
jade ladyboy corn cake
  11/01/25
i have a bidet i've never used. creeps me out. like some sor...
shaky blathering point
  11/02/25
It’s a whole new world
emerald big immigrant factory reset button
  11/02/25
I took a 10 day boat trip to Croatia recently, it was epic. ...
spectacular mauve deer antler
  11/02/25
Jfc how have u been here like 30 years and never joined the ...
swashbuckling maniacal rigor organic girlfriend
  11/02/25
ITT: sissy faggots who are hyperfocused on anus
ocher shivering reading party range
  11/02/25
(guy with a shit-crusted butt)
Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  11/07/25
xo has always been super pro bidet. it's a level of prestig...
narrow-minded naked tank
  11/02/25
Bidets changed my life
spectacular mauve deer antler
  11/02/25
i am bidet curious but not quite sure where to start - i kno...
narrow-minded naked tank
  11/02/25
Definitely worth it, provided you have an outlet close enoug...
talented sooty lodge
  11/02/25
You can get a tushy bidet that installs easy for like $100
dull aromatic gaping water buffalo
  11/02/25
Those will do the job too. I've got one on a downstairs toi...
talented sooty lodge
  11/02/25
(guy who watches too much porn) OK I thought about it and...
narrow-minded naked tank
  11/02/25
water was turned off in my building this morning due to some...
michael doodikoff
  11/03/25
MY DELICATE GIRL ANUS!
Paralegal Six Nine
  11/03/25
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Kenneth Play
  11/03/25
Are toilets prole?
chad gundam
  11/03/25
shitting without your knees in your chest is extremely middl...
Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong
  11/07/25


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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: talented sooty lodge

Hate staying in hotels and AirBnbs where you just have to smear shit around your butthold over and over until you can't see visible poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49393632)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: multi-colored theater fat ankles

eat more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49393649)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: deranged violet toaster theatre

If you don't have a TOTO bidet, you're prole imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49393637)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: talented sooty lodge

(guy from 2016)

There are plenty of other great options out there now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49393641)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: deranged violet toaster theatre

yeah i was fucking around man trying to justify my choices IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49393647)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: talented sooty lodge

I've been thinking about upgrading my master bedroom to one of the new WiFi enabled models.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49393650)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: deranged violet toaster theatre

damn what does the wifi even do for a toilet? mine has heated seats, the seat opens and closes based on motion, it's 180 but not sure what i'd need wifi for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49393652)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: talented sooty lodge

When you need to unload, you can text it in advance to get ready. Huge waste to keep that seat heated/cooled 24hrs a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49393659)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: deranged violet toaster theatre

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49393664)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: disturbing gunner

toto is still top of the market. dont get a chinese knockoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49394157)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: saffron outnumbered set

BioBidet is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49394803)



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Date: November 1st, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: jade ladyboy corn cake

Once you bidet, there’s no other way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49393686)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: shaky blathering point

i have a bidet i've never used. creeps me out. like some sort of strange sex swing the builders just started adding to houses.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49394298)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: emerald big immigrant factory reset button

It’s a whole new world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49394304)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: spectacular mauve deer antler

I took a 10 day boat trip to Croatia recently, it was epic. However in the back of my mind the entire trip was how gross my ass probably was because I had no bidet.

Took a couple mid day safety wipes that were horrifying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49394783)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling maniacal rigor organic girlfriend

Jfc how have u been here like 30 years and never joined the fiber cult (literally the only good advice xo has ever given)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49394785)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: ocher shivering reading party range

ITT: sissy faggots who are hyperfocused on anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49394885)



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Date: November 7th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )

(guy with a shit-crusted butt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49410393)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: narrow-minded naked tank

xo has always been super pro bidet. it's a level of prestige i can only aspire to, honestly - maybe someday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49394889)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: spectacular mauve deer antler

Bidets changed my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49395576)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: narrow-minded naked tank

i am bidet curious but not quite sure where to start - i know they have the high end toto at a japanese restaurant i go to. but if i rent and my apt doesn't currently have one is it worth doing one of the attachment ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49395582)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: talented sooty lodge

Definitely worth it, provided you have an outlet close enough to your shitter. Trust me, your asshole will thank you for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49395981)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: dull aromatic gaping water buffalo

You can get a tushy bidet that installs easy for like $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49395985)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: talented sooty lodge

Those will do the job too. I've got one on a downstairs toilet.

The name always makes me think of gaped assholes though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49395993)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: narrow-minded naked tank

(guy who watches too much porn)

OK I thought about it and like 80% of the time I'm taking a crap in the morning before I take a shower anyway. I guess the bidet is good for the other times but that's not as useful as I was first thinking.

Also on the Tushy install video the girl has a shirt on that says "ask me about my butthole" - I am betting she doesn't wear it outside of the house https://www.amazon.com/TUSHY-Classic-Bidet-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B07H5TBZJT (it's on the videos first one basic install instructions, like 5 seconds in)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49396104)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

water was turned off in my building this morning due to some waterline repair. I took a shit not realizing that the water off, so the bidet wouldn't work. Had to wipe.

Wiped probably 20 fucking times, i just couldn't get clean. Went to get a coffee at a place after the shit and just "felt" gross the entire time. Just couldn't shake the feeling of dread.

Went home after, water was back on, bidet'd myself and now I've been clean as a whistle all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49398842)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Paralegal Six Nine

MY DELICATE GIRL ANUS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49398850)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49399230)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: chad gundam (🧐)

Are toilets prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49398922)



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Date: November 7th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

shitting without your knees in your chest is extremely middle class

third world proles actually have it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792467&forum_id=2:#49410408)