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Been drunk pretty much all week at work. Have to be last out today
| John Cheese | 08/29/25 |
| Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband | 08/29/25 |
| "'"'"'"''' | 08/29/25 |
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| live tuna wink | 08/29/25 |
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| AZNgirl Taking 100% Equity Stake in Howard Lutnick | 08/29/25 |
| Urim N. Tumim | 08/29/25 |
| hold my beer | 08/29/25 |
| Urim N. Tumim | 08/29/25 |
| Penis Six Nine | 08/29/25 |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: John Cheese Afraid to see anyone because I ve just been replying to emails to drag things out. Don’t want anyone to see me leave before them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767549&forum_id=2:#49222332) |
Date: August 29th, 2025 3:32 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) You're doing great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767549&forum_id=2:#49222339) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: "'"'"'"''' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767549&forum_id=2:#49222350) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:43 PM Author: football (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767549&forum_id=2:#49222359) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: live tuna wink Last year we found a guy asleep in his car. We thought he was dead at first and called an ambulance and everything. Turns out he was just drunk. Desk was full of whiskey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767549&forum_id=2:#49222355) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. was his name Christian Kelly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767549&forum_id=2:#49222384) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: AZNgirl Taking 100% Equity Stake in Howard Lutnick 180, pure alpha, ur height and NW? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767549&forum_id=2:#49222356) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:04 PM Author: Urim N. Tumim I went to a morning shacarit prayer service yesterday and someone brought a bottle of tubi60 from Israel and I had a shit ton before work and ended up having super productive day shithoused for first half
Meetings, calls, picking up shit around town, everyone could prob smell it coming out of my pores though
That shit is insane btw, it’s basically everclear |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:08 PM Author: hold my beer Cr I drink at work almost every day. Makes me 3x as productive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767549&forum_id=2:#49222400) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:14 PM Author: Urim N. Tumim Important link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballmer_Peak
The Ballmer Peak is a humorous concept invented by Randall Munroe in the xkcd webcomic, joking that a programmer who is appropriately intoxicated (between 0.129-0.138% BAC) will achieve a high level of programming productivity; the peak occurs at 0.1337%, a reference to leet. The concept is loosely tied to former Microsoft CEO, Steve Ballmer,[1][2] and is likely a play on Balmer series of hydrogen spectral lines named for the scientist Johann Balmer.[3] A San Francisco organization, Originate, has organized a “Ballmer Peak-A-Thon”, an open bar event where people were given “5 hours to find the elusive Ballmer peak, and build the best worst business possible.”[2][4] There is no scientific basis for the Ballmer Peak, though researchers have studied adjacent topics, such as the impact of inebriation on problem solving.[5] One study identified worse programming performance with increasing blood alcohol content, but joked in a footnote that as "the prescribed BAC in this experiment did not reach the Ballmer Peak", they did not technically refute the concept.[6] In addition, the Ballmer Peak has been the subject of satirical academic studies, including a 2024 paper presented at SIGBOVIK, a satirical computer science conference organized by Carnegie Mellon students,[7] which caught broader attention in the programming community.[8] That study, which tested blood alcohol levels of only one male subject tackling competitive computer programming questions, found no evidence of a sudden “peak” of programming ability but did generally find that speed of solving the challenges increased with some alcohol consumption before a rapid decline.[7] By the time of Ballmer’s 2013 announcement of his retirement from Microsoft, the concept of the “Ballmer Peak” was entrenched enough that media joked that the actual Ballmer Peak was the resulting jump in stock price |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:07 PM Author: Penis Six Nine Did you FUCK the PARALEGAL? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767549&forum_id=2:#49222399) |