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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:33 PM Author: azure irate round eye Edit (see subthread with all the blank bumps, promise is a promise):
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3748444/Erect-penis-sizes-compared-world.html
Thx to that pumo, TMF and others for going heavy with the insecticide when nyuug got uppity ITT |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:46 PM Author: cobalt market love of her life he's hung (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506048) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:09 PM Author: underhanded plaza LOL at the entire world knowing that korean “men” all have puny impotent sickly yellow SCIENCE-VERIFIED little critdicks, just LOLLERCAUST (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40531893) |
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Date: September 17th, 2020 12:10 AM Author: azure irate round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40933219) |
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Date: June 6th, 2021 2:03 PM Author: iridescent provocative hall im loling at this map. korean and indian "men" literally have an average penis of 3.7 inches. half their population probably smaller than this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#42582921) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2020 12:20 AM Author: multi-colored vengeful philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40532619) |
Date: June 27th, 2020 4:42 PM Author: razzle-dazzle bat shit crazy stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506035) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:48 PM Author: Mind-boggling Pale Knife do u date anymore now that you have herpes? do u disclose your condition before u fuck girls? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506063) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:54 PM Author: azure irate round eye I’m married, it was the first time I’ve cheated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506085) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:55 PM Author: big bearded police squad Howd you explain the sores on your dick to old lady (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506094) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:58 PM Author: azure irate round eye No idea, just found out this was herpes. any suggestions? We rarely fuck anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506109) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:08 PM Author: big bearded police squad Divorce. Never fuck her again if you think she's clean. Your knowledge could create legal liability. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506182) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:12 PM Author: azure irate round eye Yeesh, steep price tag for one 20-min drunken fuckfest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506206) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:13 PM Author: big bearded police squad One wrong move. Never tell her what you did. Ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506210) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:16 PM Author: azure irate round eye Can’t i give it to her then claim she gave it to me? How would anyone prove who had it first? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506222) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:19 PM Author: Mind-boggling Pale Knife under the bartell test court’s presume that the male gave the std to the female unless the male can prove otherwise. so you’d probably be fucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506242) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:20 PM Author: azure irate round eye wtf never heard of that is that a real thing? in every state? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506249) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:21 PM Author: Mind-boggling Pale Knife it’s the majority rule but there are states that haven’t adopted it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506257) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:12 AM Author: aqua jet-lagged roast beef the oceanic law (adopted 60 degrees north of the original mason Dixon line) says that all STDs are equally split 50/50 if given by the female to male, but if male to female the wife can claim 75 percent of all belongs off the rip (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40508956) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:21 PM Author: Chartreuse Filthy Laser Beams Lol wtf kind of “test” is that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506254) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:04 AM Author: blue deranged black woman 180 as fuck poast with the fake case name and everything.
This is how it's done. |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:28 PM Author: azure irate round eye Lol, in-house has cost me my killer instinct i guess... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40510576) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:56 AM Author: autistic set Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40525998) |
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Date: November 29th, 2022 12:47 AM Author: Startled Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#45557231) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:20 PM Author: big bearded police squad You said you "just found out" though. You willing to lie under oath? If you got tested that would come out in discovery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506253) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:22 PM Author: azure irate round eye about this, sure, why not if no one can prove otherwise?
(if it comes to it of course which I’m hoping won’t happen) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:23 PM Author: big bearded police squad If you got tested then ur fucked. You have actual knowledge and theres a paper trail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506263) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:29 PM Author: azure irate round eye Oh, I didn’t get tested by a doctor yet. I just have sores breaking out that are identical to most pics of herpes online.
Yesterday I asked my sister in law (on the phone) point blank if she by any chance has herpes and long story short she said yes, she does. she’s a total hooer so am not surprised at all.
So as relates to this subthread, there is no paper trail. But there are these really itchy and somewhat painful sores on my dick, and I’m trying to zero in on what my practical options are for either hiding them from or explaining them to my wife. |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:31 PM Author: big bearded police squad Either disclose or divorce. Do not give her herpes without her knowledge. Your sister in law is also a potential witness against you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506298) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:25 PM Author: thriller fluffy filthpig get on valtrex...from what I've heard most people only have one outbreak and never have to deal with it again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40507227) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:46 PM Author: azure irate round eye First useful reply from anyone ITT, thanks Bob (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40507338) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:02 PM Author: thriller fluffy filthpig np, if you don't get on valtrex, it'll clear up on its own, but will take way longer. With valtrex you should be good to go within a week. Nothing to stress or worry about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40507406) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:53 PM Author: black passionate crackhouse windowlicker is it your brothers wife or your wifes sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506079) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:54 PM Author: azure irate round eye Wife’s sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506087) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:14 PM Author: azure irate round eye She’s always been unsubtly flirty with me, and as the crowd was mostly thinned out at the end of a BBQ wife and I hosted (weekend before the fraudvirus lockdowns happened) she very drunkenly flopped down on the couch across from me (I was watching tv alone, pretty drunk myself) and started making stupid small talk as she brazenly flashed her commando pussy.
My marriage has been going downhill for a while now and even though she’s pushing 30 and has the aura of skank around her bigtime, my SiL is still basically a hotter, thinner, younger, non-shrewy version of my wife and I’d definitely jerked it to her more than once over the past decade.
After putting on this slutshow (which I’d stopped trying to pretend i didn’t notice after the first few mins) for a while, she got up and went to the fridge, then called out my name followed by a question about whether we had any more Prosecco.
I knew there were 3 bottles of Prosecco in plain sight on the top shelf, so while it took me a few drunk seconds, I was able to connect the dots at that point re: what was about to happen.
I hesitated for a moment, then looked at the big fucking grownup party mess inside and outside that my I knew my wife had no intention of cleaning at all, and went to the kitchen.
Of course once I got close enough to the fridge to point to the obvious location of the Prosecco bottles, she backed her juicy sundress-clad ass into the excruciating hardon I’d been suffering with since a minute after she’d sat down in the living room and “absentmindedly” spread her legs.
I started kissing her and kneading her tits, then started fingering her which I continued doing as we staggered into the laundry room just off the kitchen where we did various sick raw shit for the next 15-20 mins that ended with me cumming in her mouth and her swallowing.
Wife was giving our 3 year-old daughter a bath (which actually means leaving her to turn into a prune in the bath for 45 mins or more while wife plays with her cell phone in bed) while all this was going on. |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:24 PM Author: azure irate round eye Yes. I live in a big McMansion in the exurbs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506453) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:17 PM Author: costumed casino Hmmmmm... So I have a 2800 sq ft home, but even with 4500 sq ft, how confident were you that your wife and kids wouldn't be like "Hai Tony, what are you up tooooooo, OH MY GAWD TONY?!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40506642) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:29 PM Author: azure irate round eye See above re: bathtime.
Very well-established routine - as soon as each of our kids was old enough to (probably) not drown if left alone in the tub, she would just toss them in (hopefully wouldn’t forget to put in bath toys too) and then cuddle up in bed for an hour or so of MUCH DESERVED ME TIME which nowadays means being glued to her iPhone reading “mommy blogs” and Facebook and buying garbage on amazon.
(It used to mean nagging or haranguing me about her various and endless birdbrain insecurities and grievances back when I was dumb enough to be in the bedroom after she dropped the kid(s) in the tub, but now I know to be far far away once the water starts running.)
My other (older) kids were still playing in the yard, loaded up with sugar and burning off the high. I did consider for a second the possibility one of them would come into the kitchen for a drink or something and hear the various filthy noises emanating from the laundry room, but 1) there’s a (closer to the yard) fridge in the garage stocked with their favorite stuff and 2) as I stuck my cock into my SiL’s astonishingly wet snatch from behind (she was bent over the front of the washer) i reached out and turned the washer and also the dryer on in hopes of drowning out sound on the off chance someone wandered into the kitchen lmao |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 8:17 PM Author: wine church building depressive 180
May as well start boning her on the reg, assuming she’s down. Sounds like your marriage was done here anyway and it’s not like you can get double herpes! |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:22 PM Author: azure irate round eye Extremely harsh but incredibly fair, fml
though for the record both my sons are 100% my biological offspring and never have I ever squanched them |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:54 PM Author: azure irate round eye Of course not but for numerous unassailable reasons I’m not going to go into because this “question” is irrelevant to this thread, there’s 0 chance any of my 4 kids aren’t genetically mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40507362) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:34 PM Author: azure irate round eye In case it wasn’t clear or clearly-inferable, the master bedroom and the bathroom where the kids take baths are upstairs and far on the other side of the house from the kitchen and laundry room.
There was 0 chance of her hearing anything from there, and - again this is from my extensive experience - less than 1% chance of her dragging her lazy ass out of the bedroom anytime in the 30-45 minutes after I made my now-highly-regretted decision to fuck her slutty herpetic little sister’s brains out. |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:30 PM Author: Disgusting Property Azn Im not an expert but it could go away on its own. Don’t have sex with wife for a while.
And find Jesus. |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:56 PM Author: azure irate round eye The drummer from Kings of Leon threw up on me in a bar once, then threatened to kick my ass for some unspecified reason, then drunkenly fell backwards on his butt as everyone watched with a mix of amusement and pity/contempt.
He was helped outside by what I guess was his “entourage,” one of whom came back in to apologize to me and gave me 2 crisp $100s for “dry cleaning”
Other than that and the one this thread is about, not much, I’m a pretty dull ex-biglawyer who-until recently at least - was living the ARE COUNTRY in-house dream. Fuck this whole year man. |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:30 PM Author: thriller fluffy filthpig you got furloughed/laid off/ shitcanned? what happened bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40507248) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:40 PM Author: azure irate round eye No, I still have my jerb. I just have a shitty marriage which in theory my cunty wife now has grounds for ending with extreme prejudice if she ever finds out.
Oh, and throw in incurable herpes sores on my dick.
I meant the dream of an idyllic, prosperous and relatively carefree life that filled me with pride and satisfaction and was located as far far away from urban filth and libs as a lolyer could reasonably hope is over. |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:35 PM Author: thriller fluffy filthpig no bro. Herpes is very treatable and you won't have to worry about it again most likely. and if on the off chance you do.. pop some anti-viral pills for five days and you'll be good as new.
As for the shitty marriage, it could be a lot a lot worse. Doesn't seem like she's cheating on you and tbf she is the mother of your four children. Just get ass on the side. Be careful not to get caught and live your life. Your description of sex with SIL makes it seem like you had a 180 time. Sometimes the cost of west gushy pussy is herpes sores for a week. Get that valtrex Rx and it'll go away. I'm sure you can get valtrex online too without a rx. But, its probably best you get the Rx. Also, even though you for sure got it from your slut SIL. There is plausible deniability that you've been carrying it for yours and the stress from the pandemic and your marriage weakened your immune system to the point you're just now having a flare up. Don't stress... you're going to maek it. |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:20 AM Author: curious giraffe Not that I didn’t enjoy the main flame story ITT, but I like this one about the Kings of Leon drummer more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40508601) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:07 AM Author: Nighttime Business Firm Private Investor Hi, I’m an attorney with Crespo, Katz & McMillan, LLP. We’re based in Los Angeles, CA and Nashville, TN.
On behalf of our client Kings Of Leon, LLC we’d love to chat and learn a little more about this incident from your perspective. What’s the best number or email to reach you directly?
Email me with this information including your full name at: contact@CKMNashville.law by tomorrow at 5pm please.
Thanks. |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:24 PM Author: 180 indian lodge useless brakes I enjoyed it too, though it feels inevitable that at some point nyuug is going to show up ITT and go buckwild with autistic attention-whoring "commentary" on this whole yarn, and once that really gets rolling i'm going to pretty quickly wish the whole thing hadn't been poasted in the first place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40507502) |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:35 PM Author: Mewling geriatric field He’s too busy going into every COVID and BLM thread and poasting “*leans into mic*” with apparently 0 understanding of where phrase originated or what it’s supposed to mean.
Hard to say if that’s better or worse than the sort of shit he’d typically be shitting out ITT. |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:31 PM Author: thriller fluffy filthpig My guess is his wife's sister is just an enormous slut (herpes is the giveaway there) who is horny all the fucking time. If Tony plays his cards right.. he can be in that cunnis on a regular basis with very little chance of blowback. SIL is a slut and not out to get her sister. Or maybe she is, who gives a fuck. He can deny it. Everyone in the family probably knows SIL's reputation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40507546) |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:57 PM Author: azure irate round eye If this was done out of hate, it's prob because wife got HER MASTERS, had a prestigious career going for a few years then locked down a quality* husband, moved into a big house, quit working, had 4 kids, etc.
(*not that I consider myself any incredible catch, especially now that I’m officially a cheater AND an STD-carrier, but tbf I am at least slightly above-median on the key physical metrics like height/face/fitness, always have made good and upwardly-trending $, and perhaps most importantly my sperm demonstrably works like gangbusters)
Whereas she (SiL) basically partied her 20s away (she turns 29 next week), actively sought out low-responsibility shitjobs which she always quit after a year or less, rode the cock carousel nonstop but never had anything remotely resembling a "relationship," that might make her even start developing wife-able traits, etc.
So she's been jealous of her older sister for a while now, but I'm pretty sure has been holding on to the certainty that some dream prince/husband and jerb would swoop out of the sky and rescue her from the hedonistic hamster wheel.
Now it's just starting to sink in for her that nothing of the sort is going to happen, nor is she going magically "turn it around" and unlearn all her dysfunctional party slut mental & physical habits, or start developing the career skills & networks she should have been developing a decade ago.
While they're cordial enough to each other in person and in some dysfunctional way still seem to love each other, it's definitely a yuge source of resentment for my SiL that she and my wife started with the same (substantial - very rich parents) advantages but wife is SAHM-raising a big family in a big house while she still makes $45K at some low-level "nonprofit," rents a shitapartment in the city, still needs to beg daddy for $ every few months, and her romantic future is basically a yawning, infinite hallway with dating-app cocks haphazardly sticking out from the walls like coathooks of various sizes, shapes and colors.
So if there's a hate-based reason she finally saw and capitalized on her chance to extract and enjoy a mouthful of my jizz (and POZ me w/herpes to boot!), that would have to be it right? |
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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:15 PM Author: marvelous plum locale Fyi the slut is gonna tell ur wife at a very inopportune time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40507802) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:37 AM Author: azure irate round eye Yeah I’ve been viewing this as a likely if not certain outcome since the awful hungover morning after it happened.
However, given her track record of lying to my wife and others about major things (and being caught in the lie sooner or later of course) I’d say it’s 50/50 at best my wife would even consider believing her if I vehemently denied it. |
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he got her pregnant or at least that has to be the next installment of this flame. |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:09 PM Author: racy painfully honest headpube fanboi "her romantic future is basically a yawning, infinite hallway with dating-app cocks haphazardly sticking out from the walls like coathooks of various sizes, shapes and colors."
*Stands up and salutes you* |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:40 PM Author: azure irate round eye *salutes back* You are one of my favorite poasters and a role model in certain ways.
As someone upthread pointed out, there seem to be some fundamental similarities between our lives, though you have the strength or whatever it is to hold it all together and not do dumb shit like I did here that puts it all at risk. |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 7:58 PM Author: racy painfully honest headpube fanboi Hey brother ty and accidents happen. My suggestion is to get tested quickly. I had something like this pop up not long after we got married and I thought I had an std too. Turns out it was an ingrown hair. Real glad I didn't freak out and tell my wife I thought it was herpes lol.
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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:10 PM Author: pungent hell elastic band Gonna need the *not flame* tag on this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40507769) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:02 AM Author: azure irate round eye Ok, not flame.... did I do that right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40508316) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:05 AM Author: Fear-inspiring point antidepressant drug could any of the jizz gone in her pussy and made her pregnant with ur super sperm? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40508325) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:15 AM Author: azure irate round eye I don’t think so, I pulled out once I felt the first twinge of the cumshot countdown.
At this point she had just returned to sanity from orgasm #3 and knew exactly what to do, which was (again, if it wasn’t clear previously, total fucking whore) deepthroat me to completion.
This took about 2 mins so it seems unlikely any live rounds were fired while I was fucking her pussy over (and on) the washing machine.
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:28 AM Author: dun dead ticket booth did she make a lot of noise?
still seems really risky to bang her in the same house as ur wife and kids |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:44 AM Author: azure irate round eye Yes, though I was constantly telling her to keep it the fuck down as she navigated the peaks and valleys of her multiple orgasms.
Even put my hand over her mouth at one point, and ended up with bite marks on two of my fingers that didn’t go away for nearly a week.
I can’t deny this was risky by nature, but as I tried to describe to TMF upthread (and was the only reason I went ahead with this ultimately horrible idea) I had “good” reason to accept the actual risk level given the layout of my home, known locations of my wife and kids, and other context. |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:24 AM Author: thriller fluffy filthpig you eat SIL's pussy out? She came three times just from your animal style pumping? you a hung girthymo or is SIL hyper orgasmic? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40508615) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:46 AM Author: azure irate round eye That’s a heavy barrage of questions brother.
Answers are (not in corresponding or any other kind of order, guess for yourself which applies to which):
Yes, yes, sort of, no |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:45 AM Author: Peach charismatic sanctuary goal in life she didn't come because of him, exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40508978) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 11:58 AM Author: Nighttime Business Firm Private Investor A petulant, cock-craving nympho like this SiL character is definitely on the pill and probably does other things (intentional or not) that reduce or eliminate her chances of getting pregnant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40509692) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:19 PM Author: azure irate round eye Maybe - reminds me of a “funny” story, another time when she was over at our place she said her car was making a weird clunking noise on the way over and could I pleeeeease fix it teehee???
I can change a tire and oil and wiper blades, but beyond that don’t know any more about car shit than the next guy. But my wife shot me this sort of “do it as a favor to me...” look of pity, so I agreed to at least hear the noise for myself so i could maybe advise her what to tell a real mechanic, and asked for the keys so I could drive it around the block.
The car was an absolute disgusting mess inside, tons of straight up garbage (like dirty salad takeout containers, about 20 empty La Croix cans, open bottles of weird makeup, a thick carpet of crumbs under both front seats, and papers of all kinds strewn on all the seats.... INCLUDING, drumroll, the uh, “receipt” or whatever you call the paperwork you get when you leave an abortion clinic that documents “services rendered.”
It was dated two days earlier. |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:30 PM Author: Fear-inspiring point antidepressant drug was the clunking the 2nd trimester fetus in the trunk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40510586) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 4:01 PM Author: azure irate round eye It turned out she’d somehow run over an artificial Christmas tree and it was all tangled up in the front axle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40510704) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 5:20 PM Author: Big-titted transparent coffee pot community account God has to be fed up with this TTT world... I bet He’s gearing up for Noah’s Ark II - a fresh start and a second chance for humanity.
Hope it works since we won’t be around to see it. |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:04 PM Author: Indigo bespoke theater stage I just read this thread and its pretty 180 and depressing at the same time brother - but I urge you to think before you do anything too quickly.
First I would definitely get an anonymous STD test that costs like $200 or so before you do anything. You can set one of those up online fairly easy and go to a nearby Labcorp. I know because I had a scare a couple years ago and I'm pretty prone to anxiety so the few hundred bucks was way better than waiting like a week or two in agonizing, paralyzing fear for your regular doctors appointment. They don't get tied to your medical record at all - I know this for a fact.
Second of all, it may not even be an STD at all. You can get rashes or other skin conditions on parts of your body for numerous reasons. Could have been an allergic reaction to a chemical or makeup the SiL was wearing, could be many things, a psychosomatic rash caused by anxiety due to the guilt included.
Third, if I remember right the biology of HSV is as such is that it can stay latent for years or decades sometimes - so it would be fairly difficult to prove conclusively I think in a court of law unless your slut SiL starts flapping her fucking gums. You fucked up there no doubt. |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:05 PM Author: azure irate round eye Thx refunk, you’re always clutch w DAT ACTIONABLE AND SPECIFIC INFO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40510472) |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:09 PM Author: Amber regret pisswyrm Do you love your wife?
180 content creation for sure here. |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:32 PM Author: azure irate round eye She’s a fundamentally good person, though seems to be moving towards a state where she does the bare minimum in the various important areas of life... which in and of itself is not a problem as far as I’m concerned, but she seems unaware (or is playing unaware) that “someone” is going to have to pick up her slack as she winds down her effort levels.
Good (great) example of this is the giant mess at the end of our BBQ... 5-7 years ago, she would have been on that shit the second the grills were off and the place would have been spotless by bedtime. But now.... she just swallowed the last bite of her second slice of pie, burped silently, said bye to the handful of people still left, grabbed our 3 y/o (who seemed to want to keep hanging out by the firepit) and waddled upstairs for IPHONE TIME aka “bath time” for the kid. She of course didn’t come back downstairs that night.
Not sure if this answers your question, everyone has their own definition of love.
If given the magic-wand choice today / right now to either end the marriage painlessly (for everyone) or guarantee it would last til death do us part at the current level of happiness, I’d pick the second option. Does that help? |
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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:32 PM Author: Fear-inspiring point antidepressant drug my wife is on hers constantly and yet still complains about having to “look after the kids” when all it entails is her having to be in the same physical room browsing facebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40510594) |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 5:45 PM Author: Talking hyperventilating toilet seat stain girl did this to me with her sweet cameltoe freshman year of HS and I froze up like a lil bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40517488) |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 8:01 PM Author: citrine flatulent telephone becky The best I got was I walked up to two girls in gym sophomore year of HS who were giggling and kinda hiding from everyone. I asked them what was so funny, and the hot one said “should I show him?” The other said “you’re so bad.” Then she pulled her gym shorts forward and showed me here freshly shaven vulva (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40518147) |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:43 PM Author: blue deranged black woman Yeah Indecent Proposal is when a guy offers you $$$ to fuck your wife. The reference has largely lost its significance here given that it's what xo poasters do on the regular, just with money changing hands in the opposite direction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40518071) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:05 AM Author: azure irate round eye Not saying you’re wrong but I can think of a few other things in my life I’d sooner call a “peak experience.”
But it was definitely a profound moment of clarity, in which a lot of hunches and guesses and wishes (not just about my dirty whore sister-in-law but also about life in general) that had been eating away at my brain and soul for years and decades with their horrible razorteeth of uncertainty, were answered and vindicated all at once.
Or to put it another way, seeing that very intentionally-presented coinslot, recently shaved but framed that enchanted evening by a perfectly feminine 6-day shadow, filled me with the same feeling I felt aged 8 on the 4th of July, not even realizing I’d dropped my half-eaten popsicle to the fresh asphalt as i stared in awe at the fireworks finale. |
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Date: June 29th, 2020 10:10 PM Author: citrine flatulent telephone becky What are the chances you’d ever fuck your wife again if you didn’t force the issue? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40518873) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:02 AM Author: azure irate round eye 99%, we still fuck at least once every 4-6 weeks and while I expect that to decrease progressively as time marches on, if the question right now is “ever again?” that’s even money
(assuming my savage railing of her sister and / or having copped dat herp as a consequence doesn’t lead to divorce before Labor Day...) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:32 AM Author: citrine flatulent telephone becky I have an answer, but I’m not sure you’ll like it: cock sleeve. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40519823) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:45 AM Author: azure irate round eye With the disclaimer that I am not claiming to be Yann Perrod or anything close:
Whatever her reasons are to continue on the frigid ova-fizzling death march she appears to be on, my cock size is low or not at all on the list.
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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:46 AM Author: azure irate round eye Active links to any pics you’ve ever poasted? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40519869) |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:20 AM Author: concupiscible parlour OP calls me out, gets GAPED, scurries away like the bitchmade fag he is
180 |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:24 AM Author: concupiscible parlour i call him out - dummy OP literally rushes into this thread 5 minutes after said callout
i destroy his asshole and he goes MIA for 30+ minutes
LOLLERCAUST@ how hard this retarded OP fuck got gaped ITT |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:18 PM Author: unholy legal warrant Calling flame is incredibly bitchass and is very detrimental to the board, in short: kill urself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40524976) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 7:37 AM Author: Peach charismatic sanctuary goal in life cr if its flame who cares
the OP is literally named tony ravioli |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:56 PM Author: concupiscible parlour op is the same dummy as the "ross, new day, new poaster" guy. theres like 1 or 2 guys in this weird clique that posts similar stupid shit all day
Op was terrible flame |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:54 AM Author: avocado appetizing step-uncle's house indirect expression GAPEGAPEGAPE
when TMF calls you boring and there's even a chance he might be right you're really and truly fucking DONE HERE |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:56 AM Author: concupiscible parlour except when i sexthread, i ALWAYS deliver, unlike this retarded OP fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40526000) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:10 AM Author: concupiscible parlour (guy who thinks hetero cismales would rather read text about fucking instead of seeing actual pictures) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40526063) |
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you're a pathetic, short, poor, ugly asian loser and always will be. |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:34 AM Author: avocado appetizing step-uncle's house indirect expression (dishonest gook loser) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40526167) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:35 AM Author: concupiscible parlour nothing madder than white boys seeing proof pics of their women getting fucked by big korean cock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40526174) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:36 AM Author: avocado appetizing step-uncle's house indirect expression anyone who has actually seen a pic poasted by wang chang here verifying what "he" is claiming above blank bump this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40526181) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:38 AM Author: concupiscible parlour WHYSOSERIOUS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40526189) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:40 AM Author: avocado appetizing step-uncle's house indirect expression Day 1... no movement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40526198) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:41 AM Author: concupiscible parlour at some point the smart trolls will realize you can't out-troll the king of trolls
i enjoy every minute of this, friend |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:45 AM Author: avocado appetizing step-uncle's house indirect expression you enjoy every minute of this because every other minute of your life has been, is, and will be a miserable, pathetic joke.
you're physically repulsive, untalented and unaccomplished, you bring shame on your family, and you're a coward with no country.
God put you into the world to be an ultimate wretched freak serving as a cautionary tale for the rest of us.
xoxohth! |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:51 AM Author: concupiscible parlour 180000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40526245) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:11 PM Author: underhanded plaza nyuug it’s frankly unbelievable you haven’t killed yourself at this point, and I’d put a $100K wager down right now you will in the next 20 years if something else doesn’t put you out of your misery first. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40531908) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:12 PM Author: concupiscible parlour 180000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40531910) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:14 PM Author: underhanded plaza Day 2... no movement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40531919) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:19 AM Author: avocado appetizing step-uncle's house indirect expression Day 3... no movement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40539470) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:22 AM Author: concupiscible parlour OP will eventually post a pic of this girl any day now! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40539484) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:25 AM Author: avocado appetizing step-uncle's house indirect expression link to any thread you’ve ever poasted with active links to pics?
or are you just going to keep bumping this thread where your kimchi pipe was turned into an outflow sewer main for all to see? |
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:27 AM Author: concupiscible parlour they see me WGWAGin, they hatin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40539503) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:31 AM Author: avocado appetizing step-uncle's house indirect expression that’s the problem my little yellow friend, we don’t see it. post pics and leave them up for more than 24hrs or stfu. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40539510) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:19 AM Author: costumed casino If we wanted porn we would watch porn. No one cares about your pics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40526098) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:22 AM Author: concupiscible parlour oh u mad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40526116) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:43 AM Author: aqua jet-lagged roast beef you are such a lame Jesus bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40526214) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:42 PM Author: concupiscible parlour SAME DUMMIES NOW CLAIMING THREADS SUCK WITHOUT PICS
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4574447&forum_id=2#40530050 |
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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:09 PM Author: costumed casino It is entertaining. This is like calling flame on Johnsmeyer threads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40525278) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:46 AM Author: multi-colored vengeful philosopher-king different. unless this is actually johnsmeyer, this one seems pretty plausible. either way sure getting stuck on the potential "flame" part is a vice and detracts from the fun of the give and take. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40526227) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:48 AM Author: Histrionic buff jap den makes me feel good about my sugar babbys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40526233) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:49 AM Author: Flushed fantasy-prone theatre in a thread full of gems, the line about the Prosecco was somehow the most memorable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40526237) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:20 PM Author: Salmon preventive strike Which, there were a few (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40531531) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:21 PM Author: Peach charismatic sanctuary goal in life classic tony ravioli detail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40531540) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:16 AM Author: Boyish National ljl at how thoroughly nyuug got fucking destroyed ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40526316) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:19 AM Author: multi-colored vengeful philosopher-king with nyuug it's always the tinder/whore spreadsheet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40526324) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 6:07 AM Author: Sapphire background story hospital go away spaceporn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40526707) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 7:38 AM Author: Peach charismatic sanctuary goal in life why does anyone engage with him, ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40526803) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 4:20 PM Author: costumed casino Most of his posts get ignored but sometimes people can't help but point out what a shithead he is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40551107) |
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Date: July 5th, 2020 4:21 PM Author: costumed casino Update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40551110) |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 7:13 PM Author: azure irate round eye Nothing really. Been generally more depressed and have suicidal ideations for the first time since undergrad, but that’s only partially due to this situation.
Sores mostly went away, if they come back I’ll get the anonymous walk-in lab test someone upthread suggested. If wife wants to fuck and on the off chance I do too at the same time, sure why not. If this is dat herp and she gets it IDGAF.
Other than that... I dunno as far as updates. I’m gay? |
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Date: July 6th, 2020 10:04 PM Author: costumed casino You don't seem very gay. Unless the sister started out as her brother or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#40558552) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2020 1:06 AM Author: azure irate round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#41037823) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2020 11:44 PM Author: Deep Awkward Hairy Legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#41042853) |
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Date: November 13th, 2020 12:42 PM Author: Burgundy resort Hope there’s a Thanksgiving sequel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#41358618) |
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Date: November 13th, 2020 1:11 PM Author: Frum whorehouse nibblets SiL at Thanksgiving table, making inappropriate stuffing jokes after 5 glasses of wine while airing out herpes-infected cooch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#41358830) |
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Date: November 14th, 2020 3:09 AM Author: Lascivious Effete Newt School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#41363493) |
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Date: November 13th, 2020 1:13 PM Author: Rebellious wild son of senegal Can someone bump that thread about the handy at the BBQ. I want to read the twist ending again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#41358839) |
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Date: November 14th, 2020 3:00 AM Author: frozen corn cake Bump it yourself you lazy libfaggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#41363485) |
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Date: November 14th, 2020 5:45 AM Author: swashbuckling amethyst twinkling uncleanness Can’t believe I missed this thread before. 180 content. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#41363605) |
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Date: November 14th, 2020 6:40 AM Author: magenta cerebral old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#41363643) |
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Date: November 14th, 2020 6:44 AM Author: magenta cerebral old irish cottage My 10 year younger SIL might move in with us for a while...
If evil exists it would be a threesome with SIL and Perky Parisienne Mistress jfc [- -] |
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Date: May 30th, 2021 12:20 AM Author: Salmon preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#42543330) |
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Date: November 11th, 2021 2:57 AM Author: Burgundy resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#43423076) |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 12:41 AM Author: Electric Corner Deer Antler I need an update on the current state of OP's marriage STAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#44664415) |
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Date: November 29th, 2022 1:26 AM Author: Abusive trip coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#45557333) |
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Date: March 24th, 2023 4:00 PM Author: Electric Corner Deer Antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#46092795) |
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Date: March 24th, 2023 4:02 PM Author: vibrant bistre macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#46092803) |
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Date: March 24th, 2023 4:12 PM Author: Abusive trip coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#46092869) |
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Date: March 24th, 2023 6:22 PM Author: Floppy lilac trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#46093365) |
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Date: November 26th, 2022 1:01 AM Author: Mentally impaired potus party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#45545491) |
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Date: March 24th, 2023 6:43 PM Author: galvanic milk I would love an update on this. This is many a bro's fantasy to fuck their slutty sister in law but there's always that whisper of "this will blow up your life" that keeps you in check. Wonder what happened in this case.
Here's my best guess just extrapolating: He had mind-blowing sex with the SiL several more times. It eventually came out. His marriage was already heading toward a divorce and this was the needle that broke the camel's back. The divorce happened. He and the SiL decided to break things off sometime as the divorce was happening because she met a chad and it was no longer some forbidden passion shit but they are still "friends" which means he's always a backup option if the (ex)-SiL's latest relationship goes to shit, but it'll never be anything serious. He's currently a single dad with a broken marriage and child support payments. How close am I. |
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Date: April 25th, 2023 12:24 AM Author: azure irate round eye OP here. It’s sort of like the whole thing never happened at this point which I guess from my end is 180 as fuck
-yes I did get herpes as since confirmed by a doctor, but it has not been seen since early 2021 and according to doctor good chance it will never be seen again
-this remains the one and only time i fucked my SiL. she is in grad school now 1250 miles away for some bullshit and supposedly has joined the Catholic Church lmao
-marriage still sucks, has gradually and slowly decayed further along the lines of my earlier descriptions ITT. but we are still together, kids are 180, and afaik my wife still knows nothing of this fiasco. |
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Date: April 25th, 2023 1:33 AM Author: Abusive trip coldplay fan How have you not given herpes to your wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#46236001) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump they both have asymptomatic herpes now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#49330054) |
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Date: April 25th, 2023 9:37 AM Author: Yellow Titillating Hunting Ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#46236422) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2023 11:17 PM Author: razzmatazz persian sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#46627778) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2023 11:28 PM Author: underhanded plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#46627818) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 9:20 AM Author: bossy submissive double fault GOAT SiL thread imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#47085936) |
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Date: February 29th, 2024 9:34 AM Author: Electric Corner Deer Antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#47450245) |
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Date: November 27th, 2024 1:05 PM Author: Floppy lilac trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#48387277) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: gabagool brazhole Bumping for that idiot who ran the lazy Alicia Silverstone flame today.
while this does not involve an A-list celebrity it is still a masterclass in how to write and develop a sex-related tale.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump need to bump the columbus day thread too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#49330056) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:25 PM Author: gabagool brazhole Yes that one is the all-time GOAT. Almost in a class by itself.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: seek christ ((zurich is stained)) i d0on't remember this one. pls bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#49330067) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: gabagool brazhole I just did. Subj line is something about swiping on sister on tinder and it has 800+ posts
Op was A Game of " (inches) tp |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:34 PM Author: seek christ ((zurich is stained)) oh man, i remember that one now. classic thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2:#49330081) |