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How much money did you make this year? ($$$)

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beady-eyed sanctuary
  12/18/25
710K
narrow-minded church nibblets
  12/18/25
lawyer?
beady-eyed sanctuary
  12/18/25
yea
narrow-minded church nibblets
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
beady-eyed sanctuary
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
Emerald cheese-eating station
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
Canary degenerate partner
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
Emerald cheese-eating station
  12/18/25
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comical weed whacker
  12/18/25
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Judgmental ape
  12/19/25
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sapphire masturbator institution
  12/19/25
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scarlet yapping voyeur striped hyena
  12/19/25
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chestnut impertinent whorehouse
  12/20/25
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Painfully honest immigrant
  12/21/25
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charcoal principal's office giraffe
  12/21/25
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Cerise abusive box office
  12/21/25
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Pungent Son Of Senegal
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
Vigorous bronze trump supporter turdskin
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
beady-eyed sanctuary
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
Vigorous bronze trump supporter turdskin
  12/18/25
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Judgmental ape
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
green maniacal gunner gas station
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
low-t garrison
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
green maniacal gunner gas station
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
beady-eyed sanctuary
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
stirring crackhouse
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
green maniacal gunner gas station
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
violent tantric temple black woman
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
violent tantric temple black woman
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
violent tantric temple black woman
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
Confused contagious clown
  12/18/25
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narrow-minded church nibblets
  12/18/25
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bistre provocative death wish
  12/19/25
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brilliant stage legend
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
Judgmental ape
  12/19/25
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hairraiser circlehead
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
violent tantric temple black woman
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
massive fiercely-loyal cuckold
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
Deep vibrant tanning salon scourge upon the earth
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Judgmental ape
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
Ultramarine multi-colored newt dilemma
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Judgmental ape
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
motley ticket booth
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
bistre provocative death wish
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
yellow marketing idea
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
cracking sandwich house
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
Confused contagious clown
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Disgusting den
  12/18/25
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purple volcanic crater alpha
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
beady-eyed sanctuary
  12/18/25
I am atty.
Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
beady-eyed sanctuary
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
violent tantric temple black woman
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
insecure really tough guy stag film
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
insecure really tough guy stag film
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
chrome property sex offender
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
insecure really tough guy stag film
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
aqua messiness
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Judgmental ape
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
aqua messiness
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
aqua messiness
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
Painfully honest immigrant
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
translucent magical corn cake
  12/22/25
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translucent magical corn cake
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
translucent magical corn cake
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
aqua messiness
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
Confused contagious clown
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
purple volcanic crater alpha
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
Confused contagious clown
  12/18/25
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scarlet yapping voyeur striped hyena
  12/19/25
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Judgmental ape
  12/19/25
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translucent magical corn cake
  12/22/25
not enough.
bistre provocative death wish
  12/18/25
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Irradiated Brass Mother Tank
  12/20/25
little under $6M
free-loading quadroon jew
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
violent tantric temple black woman
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
Emerald cheese-eating station
  12/18/25
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rose parlour yarmulke
  12/18/25
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motley ticket booth
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
free-loading quadroon jew
  12/19/25
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disrespectful mildly autistic police squad lay
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
spectacular market
  12/18/25
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comical weed whacker
  12/18/25
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bistre provocative death wish
  12/18/25
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Cerebral Hateful Cuck Field
  12/20/25
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Cerise abusive box office
  12/21/25
-$184K
milky odious national security agency
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
Ocher Gaming Laptop Roommate
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
Heady foreskin
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
sapphire masturbator institution
  12/19/25
low-200s
Bateful seedy preventive strike
  12/18/25
0
Avocado Filthpig Abode
  12/18/25
like 2 million
startling double fault haunted graveyard
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
Maize parlor background story
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
iridescent boltzmann queen of the night
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
Gold Hall
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
iridescent boltzmann queen of the night
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
Pungent Son Of Senegal
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
Gold Hall
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
yellow marketing idea
  12/19/25
thank you
Gold Hall
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Galvanic puppy
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
histrionic dingle berry
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
Bat-shit-crazy international law enforcement agency sneaky criminal
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Arousing coral psychic telephone
  12/19/25
what happened
sapphire masturbator institution
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Arousing coral psychic telephone
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
scarlet yapping voyeur striped hyena
  12/19/25
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beady-eyed sanctuary
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
cream faggot firefighter rehab
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
hairraiser circlehead
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
Elite Nowag
  12/20/25
~$900k
Ultramarine multi-colored newt dilemma
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
Razzle Set Faggotry
  12/19/25
Wow.
Irradiated Brass Mother Tank
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
bistre provocative death wish
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
Razzle Set Faggotry
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
bistre provocative death wish
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
Razzle Set Faggotry
  12/19/25
lol
Dead twisted step-uncle's house wrinkle
  12/19/25
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bistre provocative death wish
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
yellow marketing idea
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
Aromatic Space
  12/19/25
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yellow marketing idea
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
chrome property sex offender
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
Garnet Goyim
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
Poppy party of the first part shrine
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
Garnet Goyim
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
Aromatic Space
  12/21/25
You sound poor
Pungent Son Of Senegal
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
Cerebral Hateful Cuck Field
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
Charismatic Trailer Park
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
curious pit
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
Charismatic Trailer Park
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
iridescent boltzmann queen of the night
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
Charismatic Trailer Park
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
narrow-minded church nibblets
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
translucent magical corn cake
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
Charismatic Trailer Park
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
free-loading quadroon jew
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
curious pit
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
Irradiated Brass Mother Tank
  12/20/25
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beady-eyed sanctuary
  12/20/25
...
narrow-minded church nibblets
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
chestnut impertinent whorehouse
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
Maize parlor background story
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
frisky address french chef
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
frisky address french chef
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
frisky address french chef
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
sadistic mauve church building
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Indigo location skinny woman
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
sadistic mauve church building
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
beady-eyed sanctuary
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
sadistic mauve church building
  12/21/25
...
Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
Garnet Goyim
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
massive fiercely-loyal cuckold
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
autistic violent theater stage
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
beady-eyed sanctuary
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
beady-eyed sanctuary
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
beady-eyed sanctuary
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
beady-eyed sanctuary
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
beady-eyed sanctuary
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
razzmatazz idea he suggested mood
  12/21/25
...
charcoal principal's office giraffe
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
diverse pocket flask coffee pot
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
Laughsome national goal in life
  12/21/25
180 last note
aqua messiness
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Indigo location skinny woman
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
low-t garrison
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Indigo location skinny woman
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
red love of her life sweet tailpipe
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
Hilarious kitchen
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
Cerise abusive box office
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
narrow-minded church nibblets
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
Garnet Goyim
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
red love of her life sweet tailpipe
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
Irradiated Brass Mother Tank
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
narrow-minded church nibblets
  12/23/25
cap gains
chrome property sex offender
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
narrow-minded church nibblets
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
Irradiated Brass Mother Tank
  12/25/25
~$500k
autistic violent theater stage
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed sanctuary



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: narrow-minded church nibblets

710K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49519904)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed sanctuary

lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49519912)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: narrow-minded church nibblets

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed sanctuary

Biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49519931)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Emerald cheese-eating station

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49519915)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Canary degenerate partner

Lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520498)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Emerald cheese-eating station

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: comical weed whacker



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Judgmental ape



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: sapphire masturbator institution



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: scarlet yapping voyeur striped hyena



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: chestnut impertinent whorehouse



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Painfully honest immigrant



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: charcoal principal's office giraffe



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Cerise abusive box office



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Pungent Son Of Senegal



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Vigorous bronze trump supporter turdskin

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49519929)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed sanctuary

Trash or legal fees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49519933)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Vigorous bronze trump supporter turdskin

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520159)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Judgmental ape



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: green maniacal gunner gas station

$130k in shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49519936)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: low-t garrison

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: green maniacal gunner gas station

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed sanctuary

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: stirring crackhouse

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: green maniacal gunner gas station

Nigger voicemail$

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: violent tantric temple black woman

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: violent tantric temple black woman

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: violent tantric temple black woman

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Confused contagious clown

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: bistre provocative death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: brilliant stage legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Judgmental ape

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: hairraiser circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: violent tantric temple black woman

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: massive fiercely-loyal cuckold

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Deep vibrant tanning salon scourge upon the earth

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Judgmental ape

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Ultramarine multi-colored newt dilemma

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Judgmental ape

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: motley ticket booth

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: bistre provocative death wish

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: yellow marketing idea

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: cracking sandwich house

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Confused contagious clown

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Disgusting den

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: purple volcanic crater alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed sanctuary

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed sanctuary

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: violent tantric temple black woman

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: insecure really tough guy stag film

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: insecure really tough guy stag film

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: chrome property sex offender

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: insecure really tough guy stag film

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: aqua messiness

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Judgmental ape

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: aqua messiness

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: aqua messiness

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Painfully honest immigrant

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: translucent magical corn cake

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: translucent magical corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: translucent magical corn cake

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: aqua messiness

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Confused contagious clown

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: purple volcanic crater alpha

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Confused contagious clown

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: scarlet yapping voyeur striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Judgmental ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: translucent magical corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: bistre provocative death wish

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Irradiated Brass Mother Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: free-loading quadroon jew

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: violent tantric temple black woman

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Emerald cheese-eating station

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: rose parlour yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: motley ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: free-loading quadroon jew

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: disrespectful mildly autistic police squad lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: spectacular market

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: comical weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: bistre provocative death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Cerebral Hateful Cuck Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Cerise abusive box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: milky odious national security agency

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Ocher Gaming Laptop Roommate

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Heady foreskin

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: sapphire masturbator institution

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Bateful seedy preventive strike

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Avocado Filthpig Abode

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: startling double fault haunted graveyard

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Maize parlor background story

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: iridescent boltzmann queen of the night

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Gold Hall

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: iridescent boltzmann queen of the night

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Pungent Son Of Senegal

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Gold Hall

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: yellow marketing idea

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Gold Hall

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Galvanic puppy

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: histrionic dingle berry

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy international law enforcement agency sneaky criminal

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Arousing coral psychic telephone

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: sapphire masturbator institution

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Arousing coral psychic telephone

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: scarlet yapping voyeur striped hyena

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: beady-eyed sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: cream faggot firefighter rehab

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: hairraiser circlehead

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Elite Nowag

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Ultramarine multi-colored newt dilemma

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Razzle Set Faggotry

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Irradiated Brass Mother Tank

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: bistre provocative death wish

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Razzle Set Faggotry

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: bistre provocative death wish

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Razzle Set Faggotry

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Dead twisted step-uncle's house wrinkle

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: bistre provocative death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: yellow marketing idea

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Aromatic Space

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: yellow marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: chrome property sex offender

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Garnet Goyim

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Poppy party of the first part shrine

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Garnet Goyim

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Aromatic Space

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Pungent Son Of Senegal

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Cerebral Hateful Cuck Field

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Charismatic Trailer Park

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: curious pit

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Charismatic Trailer Park

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: iridescent boltzmann queen of the night

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Charismatic Trailer Park

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: narrow-minded church nibblets

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: translucent magical corn cake

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Charismatic Trailer Park

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: free-loading quadroon jew

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: curious pit

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Irradiated Brass Mother Tank

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: beady-eyed sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: narrow-minded church nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: chestnut impertinent whorehouse

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Maize parlor background story

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: frisky address french chef

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: frisky address french chef

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: frisky address french chef

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: sadistic mauve church building

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Indigo location skinny woman

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: sadistic mauve church building

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed sanctuary

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: sadistic mauve church building

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Garnet Goyim

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: massive fiercely-loyal cuckold

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: autistic violent theater stage

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed sanctuary

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: beady-eyed sanctuary

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: beady-eyed sanctuary

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: beady-eyed sanctuary

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: beady-eyed sanctuary

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: razzmatazz idea he suggested mood

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: charcoal principal's office giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: diverse pocket flask coffee pot

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Laughsome national goal in life

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: aqua messiness

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Indigo location skinny woman

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Abnormal Personal Credit Line Crotch

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Effete Vivacious Multi-billionaire

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: low-t garrison

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Indigo location skinny woman

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: red love of her life sweet tailpipe

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Hilarious kitchen

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Cerise abusive box office

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: narrow-minded church nibblets

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Garnet Goyim

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: red love of her life sweet tailpipe

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Irradiated Brass Mother Tank

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: narrow-minded church nibblets

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: chrome property sex offender

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: narrow-minded church nibblets

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Irradiated Brass Mother Tank

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: autistic violent theater stage

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2:#49538879)