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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Disrespectful kink-friendly roommate
  07/17/22
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vermilion dilemma
  07/17/22
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Adulterous Hyperventilating Gas Station Background Story
  07/17/22
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Dead love of her life lodge
  07/18/22
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Disrespectful kink-friendly roommate
  09/29/22
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Disrespectful kink-friendly roommate
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Lascivious Step-uncle's House Rigpig
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Lascivious Step-uncle's House Rigpig
  01/07/23
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Dead love of her life lodge
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
silver space
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
silver space
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
excitant fantasy-prone cruise ship
  03/18/23
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Disrespectful kink-friendly roommate
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
silver space
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
wine telephone
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
glittery amethyst stag film
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Indecent motley party of the first part regret
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Indecent motley party of the first part regret
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Indecent motley party of the first part regret
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
sick electric furnace
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Indecent motley party of the first part regret
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Indecent motley party of the first part regret
  08/23/24
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Indecent motley party of the first part regret
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Indecent motley party of the first part regret
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Indecent motley party of the first part regret
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Indecent motley party of the first part regret
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Violet Goal In Life
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
concupiscible aquamarine site sandwich
  09/28/24
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Disrespectful kink-friendly roommate
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Indecent motley party of the first part regret
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Indecent motley party of the first part regret
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Disrespectful kink-friendly roommate

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: vermilion dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Adulterous Hyperventilating Gas Station Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Dead love of her life lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Disrespectful kink-friendly roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Disrespectful kink-friendly roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Lascivious Step-uncle's House Rigpig

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Lascivious Step-uncle's House Rigpig

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Dead love of her life lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: silver space

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: silver space

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: excitant fantasy-prone cruise ship

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Disrespectful kink-friendly roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: silver space

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: wine telephone

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: glittery amethyst stag film

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Indecent motley party of the first part regret

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Indecent motley party of the first part regret

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Indecent motley party of the first part regret

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: sick electric furnace

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Indecent motley party of the first part regret

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Indecent motley party of the first part regret

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Indecent motley party of the first part regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Indecent motley party of the first part regret

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Indecent motley party of the first part regret

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Indecent motley party of the first part regret

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Violet Goal In Life

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: concupiscible aquamarine site sandwich

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Disrespectful kink-friendly roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Indecent motley party of the first part regret

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Indecent motley party of the first part regret

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2:#49932244)