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I feel deeply inspired by Louvre smash and grab "heist"
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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:32 PM Author: multi-colored gas station Everything is a fraud joke. Zero hindrance or repurcussion for stealing whatever you want to. Think I'm going for the artifacts I've been wanting to grab for a while. Wish me luck gotta go! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49363243) |
Date: October 20th, 2025 11:33 PM Author: startled unholy stead They used a ladder to climb to a balcony while "security" was eating croissants ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49363245) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: maize legal warrant step-uncle's house The French crown jewels are literally being recut and resold right now, it's crazy lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49363247) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: multi-colored gas station Definitely not being cut up. Not sure what the real story is behind this but they're going somewhere intact (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49363249) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:41 PM Author: maize legal warrant step-uncle's house ?
When they steal jewels they almost always break and recut them to erase the provenance. It would be stupid to keep them intact as-is, more so for whoever wants them.
They did manage to locate one crown though, the Empress's crown. |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Fighting home bothering to steal crown jewels is a pretty ballsy move when daimond stores and rich people exist, seems like you'd want to keep that 100x profit from some rich chinese guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49363352) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:27 AM Author: house-broken kitchen there was a $60 million Diamond a few steps away that they didn’t touch
these jewels were stolen for some gook or A-rab |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:32 AM Author: Aromatic henna stage I feel like if they just wanted a bunch of diamonds they would rob a diamond broker reservoir dogs style.
It’s prob some Saudi/russian/chink asshole who is buying them. Or maybe Kim jong un |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:51 AM Author: multi-colored gas station Not artifact jewels (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49363552) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:09 PM Author: Coral vigorous corner pervert Not if they were hired by a collector. They probably won’t resurface for decades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49364382) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:39 PM Author: Fighting home what level of sophistication would this really have taken? was it basically just 3 guys with motorbikes and some crowbars? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49363252) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:42 PM Author: maize legal warrant step-uncle's house Yeah, less than you'd think. The Louvre workers had previously walked out due to staff being stretched thin, particularly security, due to overcrowding. It's like asking for this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49363258) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 12:33 AM Author: Fighting home it does seem like it wouldn't be too hard to guard a medieval castle though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49363298) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:43 AM Author: Talented Shrine Circlehead Bros literally defended castles with crossbows. In the event of a siege, they would just train everybody in the castle to use crossbows. Longbows were better, but it takes a lifetime to be good with a longbow, any old fool can pick up a crossbow and be decent within a few days. Castles could still do that now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49363493) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:28 AM Author: house-broken kitchen main thing would be having ice water in your veins. you start bumbling around and even simple things become hard to do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49363373) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:36 AM Author: silver provocative theatre xo pumos could climb out the top of the louvre on a ladder after seven or eight beers its nbd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49363536) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:51 AM Author: house-broken kitchen OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49363553) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 2:36 AM Author: smoky clown private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49363350) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 5:52 AM Author: house-broken kitchen would you be surprised to find out that the security boss was a woman?
https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1980375714646876461 |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:15 AM Author: Ultramarine Histrionic House Blood Rage indians shld steal that furking diamond the benchod bloody bitch queen of england stole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49363478) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:35 AM Author: submissive soul-stirring doctorate station Its the "calling bullshit" part of these heists thats the most enticing thing
Just walking through the door w a crowbar, adequate phenotype and baseline serum t level lets you retire immediately from a lifetime of banal wagecucking
Its seriously embarrassing to wake up & wagecuck earnestly and read headlines about heists where dudes ride into sunset clear & free after like 45 minutes of execution |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:32 AM Author: brindle dashing mediation Have to arrange fencing too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49363534) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:25 AM Author: Aromatic henna stage i assume they work for people who do that and just got their $$$ once the job was over. to even be in that position you still have to wagecuck as a professional criminal for years tho. it's not like you can be new poaster first day and just have the network or ability to rob the fucking Louvre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49363656) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:07 PM Author: house-broken kitchen but after seeing how easy this heist was a bunch of bros with not much to lose just quit their jobs and will enter the trade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49364377) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:10 PM Author: big disturbing base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49364383) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Vivacious Feces It's like the GTA V jewelry store heist where you smash the store up and then speed off into the sewers on motorcycles. You just take what you want and leave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49364439) |
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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: ~~(> ' ' )> But don't leave DNA! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49380497) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:42 PM Author: swashbuckling black associate Why do I feel its an intro to a new Banksy exhibition? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49364443) |
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Date: October 27th, 2025 2:12 PM Author: sol rosenberg they caught two of the guys. one was trying to get on a flight to Algeria. I'd say they're probably in a room right now with a car battery and jumper cables attached to their ballsacks except that the French are involved.
https://apnews.com/article/france-louvre-heist-arrests-2e78cbea4bc44c39348eedf8baf138ed |
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Date: October 27th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: AZNgirl asking Othani why he didn't hit 4 homers decent chance macron appoints one of them prime minister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49379244) |
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Date: October 27th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) *because the French are involved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49379651) |
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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:08 PM Author: Azeri GINI coefficient Intro plot to the start of a horror movie going on here It belongs in a museum you savages |
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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:11 PM Author: Baumeister is Green Jolly Squancher (Gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2:#49380528) |