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idiotic home cuckoldry
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Hot Big Brunch
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autistic pocket flask brethren
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these links still work 180
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Titillating Navy Cuck Newt
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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Hot Big Brunch
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
Exciting cream field
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Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil onl...
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Cerise sneaky criminal
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Hot Big Brunch
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
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razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
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irradiated cordovan pit immigrant
  03/11/15
this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
idiotic home cuckoldry
  03/11/15
fucking lol
Hot Big Brunch
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jet-lagged drab church goal in life
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Pearly Genital Piercing Step-uncle's House
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Swollen library
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Vivacious private investor school
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Titillating Navy Cuck Newt
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Trip public bath
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1800000
Light low-t ticket booth faggot firefighter
  03/11/15
legit
irradiated cordovan pit immigrant
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awkward voyeur state
  04/03/15
Height of assosciate?
bisexual property weed whacker
  05/08/15
6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Trip public bath
  03/12/16
lmfao
Snowy alcoholic wagecucks
  10/28/16
LOL
Curious Heaven Striped Hyena
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lol
stimulating parlour
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fishy arrogant spot
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translucent crackhouse chad
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flesh godawful hominid preventive strike
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Orange nibblets
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coiffed abode incel
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Lemon Casino
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Aqua Talking Box Office Generalized Bond
  03/12/15
this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
onyx indian lodge ratface
  03/12/15
Moar!
Cerise sneaky criminal
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
mind-boggling embarrassed to the bone plaza
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Narrow-minded anal piazza candlestick maker
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Hot Big Brunch
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  03/25/15
Lol 1800
fishy arrogant spot
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provocative cuckold gunner
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flatulent friendly grandma garrison
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Orange nibblets
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Heady Stag Film
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Narrow-minded anal piazza candlestick maker
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crimson useless space messiness
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Narrow-minded anal piazza candlestick maker
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coiffed abode incel
  03/25/24
I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Slap-happy gas station roast beef
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Silver Nighttime Bawdyhouse Clown
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Hot Big Brunch
  02/21/22
It practically writes itself!
Cerise sneaky criminal
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Hot Big Brunch
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Hot Big Brunch
  02/21/22
Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Hot Big Brunch
  02/21/22
You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
Exciting cream field
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razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
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coral regret set
  03/15/15
closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
irradiated cordovan pit immigrant
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
irradiated cordovan pit immigrant
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
irradiated cordovan pit immigrant
  03/11/15
Shit
razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
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Silver Nighttime Bawdyhouse Clown
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sinister ocher patrolman
  01/27/22
This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
Avocado Galvanic Shitlib Toaster
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Cyan Naked Liquid Oxygen Karate
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razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
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Narrow-minded anal piazza candlestick maker
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Hot Big Brunch
  02/18/22
still going strong
Narrow-minded anal piazza candlestick maker
  04/20/22
(Chip Kelly)
boyish marketing idea
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
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Silver Nighttime Bawdyhouse Clown
  03/12/15
So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
Exciting cream field
  03/11/15
All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
boyish marketing idea
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razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
  03/11/15
There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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coral regret set
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crimson useless space messiness
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Swollen library
  03/11/15
"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
Slap-happy gas station roast beef
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razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
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idiotic home cuckoldry
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Swollen library
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
  03/11/15
*bark aves
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rusted hyperactive business firm bbw
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Hot Big Brunch
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Slap-happy gas station roast beef
  03/11/15
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duck-like kitty
  03/11/15
All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
boyish marketing idea
  03/11/15
WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Dun histrionic juggernaut theatre
  03/11/15
Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
Opaque market antidepressant drug
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Slap-happy gas station roast beef
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Titillating Navy Cuck Newt
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Shimmering Queen Of The Night
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duck-like kitty
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Cyan Naked Liquid Oxygen Karate
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Silver Nighttime Bawdyhouse Clown
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tripping vermilion kitty cat
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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idiotic home cuckoldry
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
boyish marketing idea
  03/12/15
OMG spot on movie voice guy!
onyx indian lodge ratface
  03/12/15
i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
bright self-centered mood
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
bateful bespoke center gaming laptop
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
violent international law enforcement agency
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Fear-inspiring feces black woman
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lmao
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magenta theater
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translucent crackhouse chad
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irradiated cordovan pit immigrant
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Narrow-minded anal piazza candlestick maker
  12/09/21
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Hot Big Brunch
  12/09/21
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  10/12/25
Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
Opaque market antidepressant drug
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electric ruddy becky
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At-the-ready Dashing Organic Girlfriend
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Vigorous windowlicker
  03/12/15
skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
Free-loading Chapel Water Buffalo
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honey-headed motley church building
  03/12/15
Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Avocado Galvanic Shitlib Toaster
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
soul-stirring jade office
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Cerise sneaky criminal
  10/09/16
Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
Opaque market antidepressant drug
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razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
  03/12/15
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Hot Big Brunch
  02/21/22
Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
Adventurous big-titted hall skinny woman
  03/12/15
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Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution
  03/12/15
!
boyish marketing idea
  03/12/15
180
razzle theater stage hunting ground
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seedy fat ankles dysfunction
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irradiated cordovan pit immigrant
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Narrow-minded anal piazza candlestick maker
  12/10/21
Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
boyish marketing idea
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
vibrant unhinged sandwich digit ratio
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
boyish marketing idea
  03/12/15
great thread
Mauve headpube national security agency
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
onyx indian lodge ratface
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Trip public bath
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Appetizing Sooty Senate Ladyboy
  04/14/16
Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
racy meetinghouse
  03/12/15
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electric ruddy becky
  03/12/15
*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
racy meetinghouse
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racy meetinghouse
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
Spruce Jew
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180 ruby indirect expression stage
  10/13/18
*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Narrow-minded anal piazza candlestick maker
  02/18/22
180
Hot Big Brunch
  02/22/22
"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
racy meetinghouse
  03/13/15
Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
glassy shivering nowag ape
  03/13/15
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Hot Big Brunch
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
racy meetinghouse
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
thriller bipolar point lettuce
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
glittery nursing home milk
  03/14/15
"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
glittery nursing home milk
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Silver Nighttime Bawdyhouse Clown
  03/15/15
Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
coral regret set
  03/15/15
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mind-boggling embarrassed to the bone plaza
  03/15/15
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Gay Degenerate Stain
  03/16/15
*makes Buddy partner*
Spruce Jew
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boyish marketing idea
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hateful hairraiser crotch
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Swollen library
  04/03/15
ruh roh
Fear-inspiring feces black woman
  06/03/15
...
Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
bateful bespoke center gaming laptop
  03/25/15
http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
brass aphrodisiac place of business lay
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razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
  04/02/15
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Swollen library
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Grizzly Zombie-like Mother Forum
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
Silver Nighttime Bawdyhouse Clown
  04/02/15
Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
pink rigor masturbator
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Fluffy parlor
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excitant orchestra pit
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Trip public bath
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Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution
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Fear-inspiring feces black woman
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crimson useless space messiness
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filthy resort
  08/27/15
holy fucking shit
zippy concupiscible den
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irradiated cordovan pit immigrant
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Bat shit crazy codepig shrine
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flesh godawful hominid preventive strike
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swashbuckling factory reset button
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peach site gay wizard
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crimson useless space messiness
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Hot Big Brunch
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
Narrow-minded anal piazza candlestick maker
  02/22/22
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Hot Big Brunch
  02/22/22
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violent red house
  04/05/15
180
Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution
  04/24/15
180^180
bright self-centered mood
  05/08/15
...
Fear-inspiring feces black woman
  06/03/15
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irradiated cordovan pit immigrant
  01/12/16
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Jet school cafeteria mexican
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution
  04/24/15
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Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution
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Opaque market antidepressant drug
  08/27/15
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Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine
  04/14/16
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Narrow-minded anal piazza candlestick maker
  12/06/21
...
Hot Big Brunch
  12/10/21
...
Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  10/12/25
...
pink rigor masturbator
  04/27/15
HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
Adventurous big-titted hall skinny woman
  05/08/15
underrated
Odious location
  06/03/15
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pink rigor masturbator
  05/25/15
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Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution
  06/03/15
https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Fear-inspiring feces black woman
  06/03/15
...
razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Lascivious area boiling water
  06/03/15
Ouch
razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
honey-headed motley church building
  07/27/16
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Hot Big Brunch
  02/22/22
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Silver Nighttime Bawdyhouse Clown
  06/10/15
180
Charismatic temple therapy
  06/10/15
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seedy fat ankles dysfunction
  06/10/15
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Silver Nighttime Bawdyhouse Clown
  06/10/15
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Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution
  07/21/15
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pink rigor masturbator
  08/26/15
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cerebral whorehouse
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Maize rehab associate
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
Opaque market antidepressant drug
  10/09/15
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razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
Opaque market antidepressant drug
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Cerise sneaky criminal
  03/12/16
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Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
canary coffee pot trailer park
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Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine
  04/10/16
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Hot Big Brunch
  12/10/21
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Hot Big Brunch
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Exhilarant range circlehead
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine
  04/17/16
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Rebellious misunderstood stage
  05/11/16
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Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine
  05/26/16
Threads like these are why this bort is the best
flesh godawful hominid preventive strike
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Opaque market antidepressant drug
  07/15/16
CR.
Hot Big Brunch
  12/10/21
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Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution
  07/08/16
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Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine
  07/26/16
i really like it here
razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
  07/27/16
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Hot Big Brunch
  12/10/21
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Hot Big Brunch
  02/22/22
Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
Hot Big Brunch
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flesh godawful hominid preventive strike
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Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
flesh godawful hominid preventive strike
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Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine
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razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke
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Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution
  10/13/16
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aggressive supple sanctuary trust fund
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Hot Big Brunch
  12/10/21
Woah CR friend :-)
Hot Big Brunch
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flesh godawful hominid preventive strike
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diverse high-end hospital
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Rebellious misunderstood stage
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flesh godawful hominid preventive strike
  12/25/16
BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
sick saffron locale
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Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution
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Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution
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Rambunctious menage athletic conference
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flesh godawful hominid preventive strike
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Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine
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flatulent friendly grandma garrison
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Rambunctious menage athletic conference
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Slap-happy gas station roast beef

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Cerise sneaky criminal

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Hot Big Brunch

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: coral regret set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: irradiated cordovan pit immigrant

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: irradiated cordovan pit immigrant

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: irradiated cordovan pit immigrant

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Silver Nighttime Bawdyhouse Clown



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Avocado Galvanic Shitlib Toaster

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Cyan Naked Liquid Oxygen Karate



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Hot Big Brunch



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Narrow-minded anal piazza candlestick maker

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: boyish marketing idea

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Silver Nighttime Bawdyhouse Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Exciting cream field

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: boyish marketing idea

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Exciting cream field

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: boyish marketing idea



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Slap-happy gas station roast beef

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Wine fantasy-prone lodge tattoo



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: idiotic home cuckoldry



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Swollen library



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: splenetic locus dingle berry

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Hot Big Brunch

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Slap-happy gas station roast beef

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: duck-like kitty



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: boyish marketing idea

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Dun histrionic juggernaut theatre

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Opaque market antidepressant drug

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Slap-happy gas station roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Titillating Navy Cuck Newt



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Shimmering Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: duck-like kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Cyan Naked Liquid Oxygen Karate



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Silver Nighttime Bawdyhouse Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: tripping vermilion kitty cat



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Trip public bath

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: idiotic home cuckoldry



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: talented ultramarine address legal warrant

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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: marvelous nubile reading party boistinker



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: boyish marketing idea

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: onyx indian lodge ratface

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: bright self-centered mood

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: bateful bespoke center gaming laptop

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: violent international law enforcement agency

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28785609)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Opaque market antidepressant drug

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Free-loading Chapel Water Buffalo

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: honey-headed motley church building



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Avocado Galvanic Shitlib Toaster

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: soul-stirring jade office

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Cerise sneaky criminal

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Opaque market antidepressant drug

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: boyish marketing idea

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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: boyish marketing idea

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: vibrant unhinged sandwich digit ratio

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: boyish marketing idea

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Mauve headpube national security agency

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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: onyx indian lodge ratface

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Trip public bath

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Appetizing Sooty Senate Ladyboy

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: racy meetinghouse

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: electric ruddy becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: racy meetinghouse

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: racy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Spruce Jew

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: 180 ruby indirect expression stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Narrow-minded anal piazza candlestick maker

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Hot Big Brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: racy meetinghouse

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: glassy shivering nowag ape

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Hot Big Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: racy meetinghouse

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: thriller bipolar point lettuce

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: glittery nursing home milk

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: glittery nursing home milk

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Silver Nighttime Bawdyhouse Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: coral regret set

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling embarrassed to the bone plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Gay Degenerate Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Spruce Jew

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: boyish marketing idea



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: hateful hairraiser crotch



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Swollen library



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring feces black woman

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: bateful bespoke center gaming laptop

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: brass aphrodisiac place of business lay

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Swollen library



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Grizzly Zombie-like Mother Forum

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Silver Nighttime Bawdyhouse Clown

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: pink rigor masturbator

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Fluffy parlor



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: excitant orchestra pit



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Trip public bath



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring feces black woman



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: poppy laughsome blood rage



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: crimson useless space messiness



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: filthy resort



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: zippy concupiscible den

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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: irradiated cordovan pit immigrant



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy codepig shrine



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: crimson useless space messiness



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Narrow-minded anal piazza candlestick maker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Hot Big Brunch



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: violent red house



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution

180

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: bright self-centered mood

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring feces black woman



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: irradiated cordovan pit immigrant



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Opaque market antidepressant drug



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Hot Big Brunch



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: pink rigor masturbator



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Adventurous big-titted hall skinny woman

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Odious location

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring feces black woman

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Lascivious area boiling water

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: honey-headed motley church building

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Silver Nighttime Bawdyhouse Clown



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Charismatic temple therapy

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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Silver Nighttime Bawdyhouse Clown



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Maize rehab associate

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Opaque market antidepressant drug

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Opaque market antidepressant drug

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Cerise sneaky criminal

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: canary coffee pot trailer park

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant range circlehead

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine

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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Rebellious misunderstood stage



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: flesh godawful hominid preventive strike

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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Opaque market antidepressant drug



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Hot Big Brunch

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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke

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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Hot Big Brunch

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: flesh godawful hominid preventive strike



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: flesh godawful hominid preventive strike

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz scarlet yarmulke



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Hot Big Brunch

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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: flesh godawful hominid preventive strike



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: flesh godawful hominid preventive strike



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: sick saffron locale

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: flesh godawful hominid preventive strike



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine



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Author: Rambunctious menage athletic conference



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: territorial national

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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution

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Author: Painfully honest native jap



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Harsh mahogany kitchen son of senegal

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Hot Big Brunch

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Author: Floppy Really Tough Guy Corner



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Stirring Partner

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Hot Big Brunch

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Judgmental Frozen Station

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

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Author: dark multi-billionaire



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Author: Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Rebellious misunderstood stage



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal internal respiration dopamine



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Burgundy Coldplay Fan Institution

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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Amber razzle-dazzle french chef

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Fragrant depressive

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: duck-like kitty

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: duck-like kitty

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