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JJC getting nowagd so hard he had to take a sick day is the funniest thing

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist...
Magenta Set Lettuce
  08/25/21
He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he ...
Cracking hospital
  08/25/21
I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copy...
Jet hyperventilating ceo nursing home
  08/25/21
don't have the text but it was legendary
Mustard hairless school
  08/25/21
its how i learned what AMOG means
Magenta Set Lettuce
  08/25/21
Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be hone...
Magenta Set Lettuce
  08/25/21
“Prodigy”
sapphire sickened nibblets
  08/25/21
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Dun abode doctorate
  08/25/21
this never gets old
Concupiscible Masturbator Garrison
  08/25/21
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Laughsome brilliant spot french chef
  08/25/21
its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of r...
Mustard hairless school
  08/25/21
i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a &...
Magenta Set Lettuce
  08/25/21
like with other great works, you pick up something new on ea...
Violet vigorous ticket booth voyeur
  08/25/21
the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomen...
Mustard hairless school
  08/25/21
Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a...
Magenta Set Lettuce
  08/25/21
JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality...
Violet vigorous ticket booth voyeur
  08/25/21
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talented pontificating brunch son of senegal
  03/25/22
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Exhilarant church building
  03/25/22
oh i did see this one ty
Jet hyperventilating ceo nursing home
  08/25/21
lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher ...
Learning Disabled Filthpig
  08/25/21
he was only 26 now he's 40 and still thinks that which is s...
ultramarine glittery meetinghouse reading party
  08/29/21
A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game T...
Seedy lodge stock car
  08/25/21
theres some implication there that the game needs him
Magenta Set Lettuce
  08/30/21
this is a work of art
Alcoholic stead water buffalo
  08/29/21
I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day
Magenta Set Lettuce
  08/30/21
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Magenta Set Lettuce
  09/14/21
180!
talented pontificating brunch son of senegal
  03/25/22
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Excitant property pisswyrm
  06/17/25
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fulano
  12/15/25
Just randomly thought of this and started to lol
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  01/01/22
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Galvanic fighting field
  01/27/22
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Magenta Set Lettuce
  01/27/22
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talented pontificating brunch son of senegal
  03/25/22
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big theater stage
  04/13/22
“dancing monkey” frame is the worst
talented pontificating brunch son of senegal
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  06/12/24
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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: Magenta Set Lettuce

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist but that thread was too much jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43006134)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: Cracking hospital

He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he closed the HB9.5 and was fucking within an hour of opening her at the club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43006154)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Jet hyperventilating ceo nursing home

I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copypaste thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43006169)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:58 AM
Author: Mustard hairless school

don't have the text but it was legendary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43006228)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: Magenta Set Lettuce

its how i learned what AMOG means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43006232)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: Magenta Set Lettuce

Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be honest with my fellow PUA's. I just got back from a really classy lounge in Chicago and feel utterly demoralized. The night started well. Things went downhill when I spotted a tall blonde HB9.5 with two of her girlfriends and this short bald chubby guy. I approached her and asked an opinion opener I made up. She looked at me like I was a weirdo and told me to ask the guy. He then AMOG'ed me and made the girls laugh. I had no idea what to do; my knees started shaking, and I got nervous. I then talked to one of her friends. The conversation started reasonably well, but I ran out of things to say, and she just walked away. Today is one of those days when I so wish I was making 10 million a year or was a celebrity, so I can get those girls without breaking a sweat. A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game and devote all my efforts to making a shitload of money. This weekend I plan on redeeming myself. Nonetheless, it really stings when your dream girl turns you away like a sack of feces.

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

jjc1122

Junior Member

Join Date: 11/30/2006 | Posts: 25

Thanks for the encouragement guys. I called in sick for work and feel a lot better. I think the trap I fell into last night is what Tyler calls the "dancing-monkey" stage, where you just want to entertain the girls. I was trying too hard to make them laugh. This is an issue I've been struggling with big time. How do you develop attraction without falling into that "dancing monkey" frame?

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43006231)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:01 AM
Author: sapphire sickened nibblets

“Prodigy”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43006238)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: Dun abode doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43006272)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: Concupiscible Masturbator Garrison

this never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43006316)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: Laughsome brilliant spot french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43006335)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: Mustard hairless school

its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of readings. A lot of us can recite the "Sup Brady" email verbatim. Simply genius work that stands the test of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43006340)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:54 AM
Author: Magenta Set Lettuce

i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a "short bald chubby guy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43006449)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: Violet vigorous ticket booth voyeur

like with other great works, you pick up something new on each read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43006532)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: Mustard hairless school

the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomenon can literally happen over the course of many years, picking up new nuggets even though you've read it dozens of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43006600)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:36 PM
Author: Magenta Set Lettuce

Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a JJC post. Like trying to read Faulkner as a 9th grader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43006644)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:07 PM
Author: Violet vigorous ticket booth voyeur

JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality is so masterfully blurred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43006789)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: talented pontificating brunch son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#44217673)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#44217682)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:31 PM
Author: Jet hyperventilating ceo nursing home

oh i did see this one ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43006613)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:12 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Filthpig

lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher salary would've helped here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43006801)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: ultramarine glittery meetinghouse reading party

he was only 26

now he's 40 and still thinks that which is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43028904)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:17 PM
Author: Seedy lodge stock car

A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game

That's my favorite line, the little slice of jjc that thinks maybe he won't make it as a PUA. Pure gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43006836)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:17 PM
Author: Magenta Set Lettuce

theres some implication there that the game needs him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43034230)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic stead water buffalo

this is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43028931)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:16 PM
Author: Magenta Set Lettuce

I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43034219)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 12:37 PM
Author: Magenta Set Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43114878)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: talented pontificating brunch son of senegal

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#44217637)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Excitant property pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#49024549)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#49511654)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: Magenta Set Lettuce

Just randomly thought of this and started to lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43710752)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:28 PM
Author: Galvanic fighting field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43856595)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:25 PM
Author: Magenta Set Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#43856557)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: talented pontificating brunch son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#44217634)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: big theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#44333265)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: talented pontificating brunch son of senegal

“dancing monkey” frame is the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#44333274)



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Date: June 12th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: Magenta Set Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#47740483)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Excitant property pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#49024547)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: 2 hard 2 black 2 swallow



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2:#49511692)