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Height of assosciate?
Umber School Crotch
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
wild ocher alpha doctorate
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lmfao
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Moar!
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Swollen arousing stage rigor
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he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Swollen arousing stage rigor
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
jet-lagged field sound barrier
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Swollen arousing stage rigor
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
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Shit
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still going strong
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
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Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
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Curious Overrated Whorehouse
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
Mind-boggling Deranged Mediation Stag Film
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
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you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
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Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Swollen arousing stage rigor
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Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
infuriating sweet tailpipe scourge upon the earth
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Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Swollen arousing stage rigor
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
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(Rick Reilly)
Shivering Gunner
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That hurt bro.
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great thread
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Mind-boggling Deranged Mediation Stag Film
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
wild ocher alpha doctorate
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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bump for Buddy
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*makes Buddy partner*
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who's a good associate?
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
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underrated
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Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
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Ouch
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SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
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tripping impressive affirmative action
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
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Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
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Happy Friday, brothers.
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
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This bort could use a palate cleanser today
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
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CR.
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: Swollen arousing stage rigor



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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: vigorous rebellious church

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: lavender bawdyhouse people who are hurt

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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:32 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Bistre Histrionic State Mental Disorder

Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. Liquidation. I'm petitioning the court to have you appointed as retriever. Make us proud.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:11 PM
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:26 AM
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:04 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Sepia house

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged field sound barrier



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal lay

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: canary masturbator



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
Author: mauve big sneaky criminal menage



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal lay

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:41 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:43 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: up-to-no-good pit

this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: mauve big sneaky criminal menage

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: hyperventilating dashing step-uncle's house

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Obsidian supple den fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: glassy geriatric national



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:22 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
Author: Useless indian lodge filthpig



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: wild ocher alpha doctorate

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal lay

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: jet-lagged field sound barrier

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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: shimmering soul-stirring dingle berry



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Umber School Crotch

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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: wild ocher alpha doctorate

6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel

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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Thriller juggernaut

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: poppy self-absorbed ladyboy regret

LOL

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Sable marvelous library

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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Spectacular Filthy Place Of Business

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Carnelian market police squad



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: opaque disrespectful dilemma legend



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: glassy geriatric national



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Trip bull headed ratface lodge



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Adventurous site



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Provocative saffron selfie



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Date: March 12th, 2015 7:12 AM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Deranged Mediation Stag Film

this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: canary masturbator

Moar!

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Pea-brained dull philosopher-king

the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this board is truly remarkable

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Date: January 27th, 2022 5:26 AM
Author: wine hominid resort



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Date: January 30th, 2022 2:46 AM
Author: mauve big sneaky criminal menage



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Author: Bearded ticket booth



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Carnelian market police squad

Lol 1800

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: opaque disrespectful dilemma legend

180

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Date: August 14th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: Spectacular Filthy Place Of Business



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Provocative saffron selfie



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Author: Rough-skinned corner



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Author: wine hominid resort



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Author: Aphrodisiac milky locale volcanic crater



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Swollen arousing stage rigor

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Vibrant know-it-all idea he suggested

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: irate slap-happy parlor stock car



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: mauve big sneaky criminal menage



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: canary masturbator

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: mauve big sneaky criminal menage



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: mauve big sneaky criminal menage



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: mauve big sneaky criminal menage

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Sepia house

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Swollen arousing stage rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: gay vivacious double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged field sound barrier

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Swollen arousing stage rigor

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: jet-lagged field sound barrier

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Swollen arousing stage rigor

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged field sound barrier

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Swollen arousing stage rigor

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: irate slap-happy parlor stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: odious aggressive telephone shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Diverse deer antler

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: hyperventilating dashing step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Swollen arousing stage rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: wine hominid resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: mauve big sneaky criminal menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: wine hominid resort

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Obsidian supple den fortuitous meteor

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Swollen arousing stage rigor

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: irate slap-happy parlor stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Sepia house

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Obsidian supple den fortuitous meteor

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Swollen arousing stage rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Sepia house

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Obsidian supple den fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: dark maniacal theater rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: gay vivacious double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Lime sanctuary gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Scarlet tanning salon travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Vibrant know-it-all idea he suggested

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Swollen arousing stage rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Bronze stead pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: up-to-no-good pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Scarlet tanning salon travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Swollen arousing stage rigor

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: chartreuse chad lettuce

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Dead clear wagecucks athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: mauve big sneaky criminal menage

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Vibrant know-it-all idea he suggested

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Curious Overrated Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Obsidian supple den fortuitous meteor

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling institution candlestick maker

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Bistre Histrionic State Mental Disorder

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Vibrant know-it-all idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Useless indian lodge filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Cobalt Passionate Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Curious Overrated Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: hyperventilating dashing step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: irate slap-happy parlor stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: violent judgmental pistol haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: wild ocher alpha doctorate

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: up-to-no-good pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: beta range roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Honey-headed Godawful Theatre Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Obsidian supple den fortuitous meteor

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Deranged Mediation Stag Film

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: nudist factory reset button

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Tan plaza personal credit line

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic chapel pozpig

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Haunting nursing home goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: glassy geriatric national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: federal rehab

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Amber hideous black woman university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Trip bull headed ratface lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged field sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Wonderful Trust Fund Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Adventurous site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Adventurous site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Adventurous site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Flushed space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Lime sanctuary gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: wine hominid resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: mauve big sneaky criminal menage

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: heady charcoal patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: wine hominid resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Bistre Histrionic State Mental Disorder

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Ruby Address Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Indecent keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Cowardly Dopamine Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: sienna abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: alcoholic newt

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: fragrant lemon garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Diverse deer antler

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Swollen arousing stage rigor

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: infuriating sweet tailpipe scourge upon the earth

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Swollen arousing stage rigor

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: canary masturbator

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Bistre Histrionic State Mental Disorder

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Swollen arousing stage rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: mauve big sneaky criminal menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: magenta hateful church building reading party

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz center brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Obsidian supple den fortuitous meteor

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: indigo crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: rusted multi-colored nowag hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: jet-lagged field sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: wine hominid resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Obsidian supple den fortuitous meteor

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Shivering Gunner

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Obsidian supple den fortuitous meteor

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: silver international law enforcement agency trailer park

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Deranged Mediation Stag Film

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: wild ocher alpha doctorate

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: insecure parlour incel

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: vigorous rebellious church

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Ruby Address Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: vigorous rebellious church

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: vigorous rebellious church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: zippy cocky shrine

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Impertinent Location Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: wine hominid resort

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: mauve big sneaky criminal menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: vigorous rebellious church

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: bonkers light genital piercing

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: mauve big sneaky criminal menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: vigorous rebellious church

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: bat shit crazy floppy knife spot

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Irradiated yarmulke immigrant

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Irradiated yarmulke immigrant

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: irate slap-happy parlor stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: gay vivacious double fault

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Pea-brained dull philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: violet messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: zippy cocky shrine

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Obsidian supple den fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Bateful copper therapy heaven



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Scarlet tanning salon travel guidebook



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: glassy geriatric national

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz center brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Tan plaza personal credit line

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Glittery degenerate

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Swollen arousing stage rigor



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Scarlet tanning salon travel guidebook



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Smoky thirsty useless brakes

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Swollen arousing stage rigor

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: irate slap-happy parlor stock car

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Haunting nursing home goal in life

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: orange self-centered headpube mother



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Anal multi-billionaire theater stage



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: wild ocher alpha doctorate



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz center brethren



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: glassy geriatric national



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Green gas station



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: federal rehab

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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: jet-lagged field sound barrier



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: mauve big sneaky criminal menage



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: wine hominid resort

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: mauve big sneaky criminal menage



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Offensive sex offender



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz center brethren

180

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: nudist factory reset button

180^180

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: glassy geriatric national



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: jet-lagged field sound barrier



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz center brethren

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz center brethren



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Bistre Histrionic State Mental Disorder



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: mauve big sneaky criminal menage



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Haunting nursing home goal in life



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: magenta hateful church building reading party

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: razzle bossy principal's office jew

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Haunting nursing home goal in life



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: razzmatazz center brethren



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: glassy geriatric national

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Swollen arousing stage rigor



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Coiffed azn

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Swollen arousing stage rigor

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: fragrant lemon garrison

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: mauve big sneaky criminal menage



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: irate slap-happy parlor stock car



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: plum exhilarant home

180

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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: rusted multi-colored nowag hospital



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: irate slap-happy parlor stock car



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: razzmatazz center brethren



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Haunting nursing home goal in life



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: tantric concupiscible box office

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz center brethren

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Bistre Histrionic State Mental Disorder

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Swollen arousing stage rigor



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz center brethren

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Bistre Histrionic State Mental Disorder

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: canary masturbator

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: turquoise appetizing psychic

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2:#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: brilliant titillating casino liquid oxygen



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