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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
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Shivering Hyperactive Site Headpube
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
Diverse Zippy Faggotry
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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Stirring medicated point
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still funny.
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learning disabled home gunner
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Outnumbered swashbuckling state pocket flask
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Still 180
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Outnumbered swashbuckling state pocket flask
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carnelian irradiated area
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Shivering Hyperactive Site Headpube
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
Crimson Bisexual Turdskin Abode
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
Outnumbered swashbuckling state pocket flask
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: Hateful multi-colored senate

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Haunting Transparent Native



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Shivering Hyperactive Site Headpube



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: flirting drab spot sneaky criminal



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: carnelian irradiated area

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: coiffed volcanic crater location



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Talented national security agency



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: green disrespectful cruise ship french chef

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Shivering Hyperactive Site Headpube



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Diverse Zippy Faggotry

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Crimson Bisexual Turdskin Abode

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: flesh bbw coffee pot

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: green disrespectful cruise ship french chef



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Shivering Hyperactive Site Headpube



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: Shimmering Thriller Legend Nibblets



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: Charcoal Sanctuary



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Stirring medicated point



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: Stirring medicated point



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: wonderful parlor prole

still funny.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Twisted yarmulke tank



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: learning disabled home gunner



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: vivacious frozen boiling water



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle school immigrant



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Outnumbered swashbuckling state pocket flask



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant casino

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Outnumbered swashbuckling state pocket flask



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: carnelian irradiated area



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Shivering Hyperactive Site Headpube



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: Crimson Bisexual Turdskin Abode

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Outnumbered swashbuckling state pocket flask

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Crimson Bisexual Turdskin Abode

?

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Outnumbered swashbuckling state pocket flask

?pls

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: maniacal pervert half-breed



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Bearded Bawdyhouse Depressive



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: pontificating hall

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Vengeful brethren



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Stirring medicated point



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ferguson



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



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