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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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boyish crotch roommate
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
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it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
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sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film a...
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: boyish crotch roommate



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy deranged stag film hairy legs

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2:#49104890)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: boyish crotch roommate



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: beta soul-stirring hall



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed national skinny woman



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: cruel-hearted fanboi

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2:#49104906)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy deranged stag film hairy legs



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: boyish crotch roommate



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: cordovan mildly autistic fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: boyish crotch roommate

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: beta soul-stirring hall



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Fighting soggy indian lodge mood



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: beta soul-stirring hall



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed national skinny woman

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: boyish crotch roommate

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Burgundy Talented Whorehouse



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: odious mauve pit

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2:#49104974)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: boyish crotch roommate



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: underhanded brindle mexican death wish



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: beta soul-stirring hall



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: french stimulating state



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: beta soul-stirring hall

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2:#49105164)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: boyish crotch roommate

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2:#49105167)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: beta soul-stirring hall

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2:#49105177)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: boyish crotch roommate

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2:#49105819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: mewling center

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2:#49105171)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: boyish crotch roommate



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: beta soul-stirring hall



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: cordovan mildly autistic fortuitous meteor



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Arab money sheikh



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: ocher tantric boltzmann



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: gay affirmative action

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2:#49105213)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: beta soul-stirring hall



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: boyish crotch roommate



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: mewling center



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Burgundy Talented Whorehouse



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed national skinny woman

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2:#49105893)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: boyish crotch roommate



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Arab money sheikh



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