Date: November 15th, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Melted Crayon
CONGRESS JUST NUKED THE HEMP INDUSTRY IN THE SPENDING BILL
While you were distracted by the shutdown drama, they snuck Section 781 into the bill.
It basically bans most hemp products.
Here's what they did:
Delta-8 THC? Banned.
Delta-10 THC? Banned.
Your CBD oil with trace THC? Probably illegal.
They set the limit at 0.4mg of THC per ENTIRE container.
Not per serving.
Per container.
A standard CBD tincture bottle? Over the limit.
Those gummies that help your grandma sleep? Criminal.
But wait, it gets worse.
They're banning anything with "THC-like cannabinoids."
What counts as THC-like?
They don't know.
FDA will tell us in 90 days.
After the bill passes.
Classic government.
Pass it first, figure it out later.
Thousands of small businesses? Dead.
Farm families growing hemp? Screwed.
Veterans using CBD for PTSD? Back to pharma pills.
People managing pain without opioids? Too bad.
This wasn't about safety.
This was Big Pharma eliminating competition.
They can't patent a plant.
So they made it illegal.
Again.
Both parties voted for this.
Both parties fucked over small business.
Both parties chose lobbyists over people.
Takes effect November 2026.
Just enough time for corporations to corner the market.
That's why They Both Suck.
They'll reopen government while closing businesses.
https://x.com/AmericanVsGov/status/1988823968875532469
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798329&forum_id=2:#49432394)