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Hypo: you find a dead body in the woods with 10k in cash

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities ...
Cordovan Swashbuckling Den Place Of Business
  11/22/17
"But where will I get.."
Sick resort
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Contagious whorehouse
  11/22/17
Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods n...
free-loading corner fanboi
  11/22/17
Cop might make you a $uspect
Cordovan Swashbuckling Den Place Of Business
  11/22/17
I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying any...
free-loading corner fanboi
  11/22/17
I take the cash and report nothing.
Chartreuse Electric Furnace
  11/22/17
lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking ...
marvelous effete weed whacker karate
  11/22/17
cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.
Deranged Stage
  11/22/17
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massive main people
  11/22/17
Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing
Insane Hospital Party Of The First Part
  11/22/17
This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks
High-end rigpig trailer park
  11/22/17
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Passionate plaza ratface
  11/22/17
I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.
Nudist juggernaut
  11/22/17
(rudolph)
free-loading corner fanboi
  11/22/17
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white state
  11/22/17
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Deranged Stage
  11/22/17
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Insane Hospital Party Of The First Part
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Canary flickering incel
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arousing orange lay
  11/22/17
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i gave my cousin head
  08/28/25
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Insane Hospital Party Of The First Part
  11/22/17
why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash?...
thriller home wrinkle
  11/22/17
Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked
Cordovan Swashbuckling Den Place Of Business
  11/22/17
(guy jerking off on dead boeis
thriller home wrinkle
  11/22/17
(23andme customer)
Deranged Stage
  11/22/17
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indigo cuckold double fault
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Idiotic lascivious base
  11/22/17
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arousing orange lay
  11/22/17
I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backsc...
territorial sex offender
  11/22/17
I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not tou...
provocative domesticated affirmative action location
  11/22/17
(money haver)
Trip disrespectful field ape
  11/22/17
where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?
aphrodisiac elastic band
  11/22/17
cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover i...
thriller home wrinkle
  11/22/17
Front shirt pocket sticking out
Cordovan Swashbuckling Den Place Of Business
  11/22/17
do I have clothes on
Bull Headed Laughsome Kitchen
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glassy fragrant stage trust fund
  11/22/17
Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.
indigo cuckold double fault
  11/22/17
the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a si...
angry cyan faggotry
  11/22/17
1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves. 2. Take cash 3. ...
arousing orange lay
  11/22/17
lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn aro...
Trip disrespectful field ape
  11/22/17
(Low T cuck)
arousing orange lay
  11/22/17
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Cordovan Swashbuckling Den Place Of Business
  11/22/17
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Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d
  08/28/25


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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Cordovan Swashbuckling Den Place Of Business

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities or do you leave the cash there for the police to pocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748409)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Sick resort

"But where will I get.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748417)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Contagious whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749049)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: free-loading corner fanboi

Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods near my house and nobody knows I was going out? Pocket cash and say nothing to anyone. Out for a drive and stopped to stroll around? Just call it in and offer the first cop who gets there to split it 50/50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748419)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Cordovan Swashbuckling Den Place Of Business

Cop might make you a $uspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748432)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: free-loading corner fanboi

I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying anything, just meaningfully eye the money whilst telling him what I was doing there, or just shooting the shit before getting down to business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748460)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Chartreuse Electric Furnace

I take the cash and report nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748435)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: marvelous effete weed whacker karate

lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking up my entire life by stealing 10k from a dead man and/or some pigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748444)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Deranged Stage

cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748503)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: massive main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748523)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Insane Hospital Party Of The First Part

Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748452)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: High-end rigpig trailer park

This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748464)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Passionate plaza ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749125)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Nudist juggernaut

I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748473)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: free-loading corner fanboi

(rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748478)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: white state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748502)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Deranged Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748507)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Insane Hospital Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748530)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Canary flickering incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748584)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: arousing orange lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749172)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#49220315)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Insane Hospital Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748489)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: thriller home wrinkle

why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash? take the cash and run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748496)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Cordovan Swashbuckling Den Place Of Business

Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748783)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: thriller home wrinkle

(guy jerking off on dead boeis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748935)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Deranged Stage

(23andme customer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749008)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: indigo cuckold double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749084)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Idiotic lascivious base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749102)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: arousing orange lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749179)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: territorial sex offender

I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backscratchers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748534)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: provocative domesticated affirmative action location

I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not touch or report anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748653)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Trip disrespectful field ape

(money haver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749196)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac elastic band

where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748959)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: thriller home wrinkle

cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover it has cash? it must be in plain sight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748965)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Cordovan Swashbuckling Den Place Of Business

Front shirt pocket sticking out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748981)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Bull Headed Laughsome Kitchen

do I have clothes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749046)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: glassy fragrant stage trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749091)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: indigo cuckold double fault

Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749087)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: angry cyan faggotry

the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a simple plan with Billy Bob Thornton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: arousing orange lay

1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves.

2. Take cash

3. Leave body

4. Buy 100 shares of Smuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Trip disrespectful field ape

lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn around and go home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749189)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: arousing orange lay

(Low T cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749202)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Cordovan Swashbuckling Den Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749697)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#49220312)