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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again
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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: swashbuckling sickened jap You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49494485) |
Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: swashbuckling sickened jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49505202) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: concupiscible shivering fat ankles So just don't go to a restaurant.
Done.
Can I have the money direct deposited? |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM Author: cheese-eating church stain Do I get my 15 years of backpay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49505343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM Author: odious dopamine foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517782) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: heady purple indian lodge son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517972) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: Juan Eighty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49519739) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: slate curious philosopher-king rigpig easy
do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced
in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: swashbuckling sickened jap You don't tip on takeout? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517781) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: slate curious philosopher-king rigpig Fuck no
People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM Author: swashbuckling sickened jap everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.
case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: primrose gas station newt Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518375) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49519720) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: mentally impaired cuckoldry You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518382) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) I never earned one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49519713) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: fuchsia exhilarant parlour patrolman lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517877) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM Author: mentally impaired cuckoldry Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: swashbuckling sickened jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517779) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: odious dopamine foreskin 100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.
My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: sepia codepig or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517853) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: fuchsia exhilarant parlour patrolman Or his wife could just leave the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517878) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM Author: odious dopamine foreskin A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517952) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM Author: sepia codepig Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518153) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: odious dopamine foreskin Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518178) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Ivory theatre If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518171) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy dun cruise ship Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517884) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Laughsome Chest-beating Partner Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517908) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: slimy frozen point roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517913) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: Unhinged Dull Business Firm Now you're thinking like a lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517966) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: histrionic outnumbered trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517971) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: swashbuckling sickened jap now you're thinking like a lawyer! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518132) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Zombie-like public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518174) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM Author: frum faggot firefighter No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517969) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: rose vigorous theater stage mad cow disease wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518028) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: Ivory theatre cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518177) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM Author: rose vigorous theater stage mad cow disease wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518195) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Pumonymous Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49519287) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: Ozzie Canseco couldnt care less about going out to eat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49519289) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM Author: peach address just move back to asia. easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518155) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM Author: sepia codepig XO JAPAN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518163) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: frum faggot firefighter “Move back” you say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518180) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM Author: sepia codepig are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518187) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: peach address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518351) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM Author: frum faggot firefighter I am not! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518415) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM Author: maniacal sandwich depressive No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518198) |