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Firm has over 50 employees now (CSLG)

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in t...
Stimulating obsidian principal's office coffee pot
  07/06/26
what's it pay?
Racy sickened volcanic crater gas station
  07/06/26
DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus b...
Stimulating obsidian principal's office coffee pot
  07/06/26
DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.
Bateful personal credit line newt
  07/06/26
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Naked khaki ratface
  07/06/26
Don’t do it brother
Sinister Hall
  07/07/26
Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!
nofapping menage
  07/06/26
Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.
Black sanctuary
  07/06/26
We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.
Stimulating obsidian principal's office coffee pot
  07/06/26
I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a livi...
Black sanctuary
  07/06/26
It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm s...
Stimulating obsidian principal's office coffee pot
  07/06/26
(((add a lot of value to society))) tp
Laughsome sex offender
  07/06/26
Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of sui...
Black sanctuary
  07/06/26
Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL
Galvanic toaster
  07/06/26
Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his k...
Stimulating obsidian principal's office coffee pot
  07/06/26
wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike r...
Multi-colored hospital selfie
  07/06/26
And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the ...
Stimulating obsidian principal's office coffee pot
  07/06/26
huge CSLG hater here dont engage in this shit bro
Flesh Temple
  07/06/26
But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced ...
Multi-colored hospital selfie
  07/06/26
So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you...
irate cruise ship pervert
  07/06/26
TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!
Flesh Temple
  07/06/26
he couldn't afford me
Motley Insanely Creepy Point
  07/06/26
I have lots of PI experience.
mildly autistic walnut round eye
  07/06/26
You would be the perfect addition to his firm
cheese-eating fiercely-loyal pocket flask
  07/06/26
CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his ...
Motley Insanely Creepy Point
  07/06/26
any employer would
cheese-eating fiercely-loyal pocket flask
  07/06/26
...
Chocolate market gunner
  07/07/26
I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire
exciting domesticated telephone
  07/06/26
*reins
cowgod
  07/08/26
180 brother
cheese-eating fiercely-loyal pocket flask
  07/06/26
Where in India are ur new employees from? IIRC u needed so...
Laughsome sex offender
  07/06/26
...
Flesh Temple
  07/06/26
...
Sapphire dead resort
  07/06/26
...
Naked khaki ratface
  07/06/26
Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings...
haunting marvelous tattoo station
  07/06/26
Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office
Narrow-minded sick scourge upon the earth
  07/06/26
How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not...
jet-lagged beady-eyed school alpha
  07/06/26
Do you still have a 32x
glittery avocado site
  07/06/26
Rate me as a poster.
Black sanctuary
  07/07/26
congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the numbe...
at-the-ready crusty milk headpube
  07/07/26
How long will it take you to recover financially from what h...
Laughsome sex offender
  07/07/26
I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment
Electric Associate
  07/07/26
...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/13/26
I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago a...
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/14/26


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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Stimulating obsidian principal's office coffee pot

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in the PI world. Just hired another attorney and had 4 new employees start in the last 2 weeks. Still looking for one more associate attorney. So if you want to work under Chandler shoot me an email and I'll look at your resume. TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982216)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Racy sickened volcanic crater gas station

what's it pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982220)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Stimulating obsidian principal's office coffee pot

DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus bonuses and profit sharing on cases you originate. You also get to come to dinner with me, firm weekend trips, and hot tubbing at my house with me and Chandler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982222)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Bateful personal credit line newt

DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982429)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: Naked khaki ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49983208)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: Sinister Hall

Don’t do it brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49983437)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: nofapping menage

Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982662)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Black sanctuary

Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982224)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Stimulating obsidian principal's office coffee pot

We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982226)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Black sanctuary

I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a living. I spend all my day curing people of their cancers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982233)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Stimulating obsidian principal's office coffee pot

It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm sure you do great work too, but I help people by the 1000s and I change their lives. I've helped 12,000 people get JUSTICE! If I was a doctor I wouldn't add even 1% of the value I add now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982246)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Laughsome sex offender

(((add a lot of value to society))) tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982372)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Black sanctuary

Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of suing someone. I don't want to spend three years in law school just to experience it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982875)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Galvanic toaster

Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982228)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Stimulating obsidian principal's office coffee pot

Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his kids and lives in San Francisco half the time. She goes on a lot of trips so I end up with the kids a lot more than 50/50. They are starting to have a lot of spite towards her and she can't even see it. I never say a single bad thing about her but they told me that she prioritizes her "other family."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982238)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored hospital selfie

wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike rat insisted he had a perfect marriage up until she divorced him and requested a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982243)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Stimulating obsidian principal's office coffee pot

And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the marriage was really good until the last few years when she basically withdrew from the family, refused to work on our relationship, and didn't want to spend time with the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982245)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Flesh Temple

huge CSLG hater here

dont engage in this shit bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982247)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored hospital selfie

But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced you ratkike. Could it be because you're an insecure compulsive liar? Email me and let's find out brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982285)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: irate cruise ship pervert

So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you used to spout? I'm confused.

She obviously didn't think the marriage was anything special and wanted something else completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982661)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Flesh Temple

TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982239)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Motley Insanely Creepy Point

he couldn't afford me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49983132)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: mildly autistic walnut round eye

I have lots of PI experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982298)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: cheese-eating fiercely-loyal pocket flask

You would be the perfect addition to his firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982387)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Motley Insanely Creepy Point

CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his firm as beneficiary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49983133)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: cheese-eating fiercely-loyal pocket flask

any employer would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49983157)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:09 AM
Author: Chocolate market gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49983436)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: exciting domesticated telephone

I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49983196)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: cowgod

*reins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49987384)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: cheese-eating fiercely-loyal pocket flask

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982388)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: Laughsome sex offender

Where in India are ur new employees from?

IIRC u needed some Marathis, Tamils and Biharis to balance out the team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982635)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Flesh Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982644)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Sapphire dead resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49982653)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Naked khaki ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49983061)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: haunting marvelous tattoo station

Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings today or in history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49983079)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Narrow-minded sick scourge upon the earth

Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49983090)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: jet-lagged beady-eyed school alpha

How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not revenue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49983122)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: glittery avocado site

Do you still have a 32x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49983130)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: Black sanctuary

Rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49983442)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:13 AM
Author: at-the-ready crusty milk headpube

congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49983459)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Laughsome sex offender

How long will it take you to recover financially from what he bitch ex-wife just did to you? 10 years? Do you have to pay the cunt alimony? How much is child support?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49983474)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Electric Associate

I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49984012)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49996447)



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Date: July 14th, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago about how you finally started providing health insurance for your employees. that was the official confirmation that you are a complete piece of shit. your 50+ employees all hate your guts and none of them want to go to your stupid events you force them to attend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2:#49998433)